Top Ten Ways to Break Up with Your Girlfriend

Is your girlfriend mean, bitchy, or you just want to see someone else? Well you came to the right place. If you want to dump her, here are some ways to do it.
The Top Ten
1 Be completely honest why you want to break up with her

This is the best thing to do in my opinion. Tell her that your relationship with her isn't working out and you want to see other pepole. Don't be nice or mean, just tell her the truth.

2 Tell her that you're cheating on her

Unless she's a pornstar or something this might work, but only do this to the ones that really don't care about you, my advice.

3 Tell her that someone else is hotter than she is

She will most likely break up with you because of jealousy.

4 Show her a Cannibal Corpse album cover

I don't need to explain This one.

5 Never spend time with her
6 Insult her

Only do this to the mean ones unless you're this cold hearted.

7 Throw her phone out of the window and her purse then call the cops on her for using drugs and alcohol on the streets
8 Sell her cats/dogs
9 Never talk to her
10 Tell her you are into another girl
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