Top Ten Ways Canada is Better Than America

The Top Ten Ways Canada is Better Than America

People are Kind and You Feel Safe
Longer Lifespan
The Metric System

Also true. What the heck is a pound? How long is a foot? - AnonymousChick

We actually use both systems so our price tags look like that (price from the yesterday's flyer):
1.99 $/lb
4.39 $/kg
P.S.: lb means pound. - Metal_Treasure

Lower Crime Rate
No Donald Trump

Yes, I don't believe Canadians would like a person like Donald Trump but you never know... I mean, hypothetically, a Canadian version of Donald Trump is also possible. However, individual politicians are something temporary - they come and go. But culture, nature, ordinary people and their mentality stay. - Metal_Treasure

Honestly, I do not like this list. Not only is it very biased, but it's offensive to Americans today, and that includes me.

This is true. But, can you not be racist, or country-ist or whatever? - AnonymousChick

Looks like the Trump hater bandwagon is strong up north. - Randomator

Most Beautiful Place on Earth
Better Preserved Environment

Of course, since most of it is frozen solid.

Maple Syrup and Canadian Bacon
Thanksgiving Isn't Right Before Christmas

That's because by late November, all of Canada is essentially frozen tundra.

Haha, yes. Our Thanksgiving is next Monday, Oct 10 (2016). Still warm, beautiful Indian Summer for the long weekend. - Metal_Treasure

The National Anthem

The Contenders

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Heart attack on a plate.

Winter Sports
Earlier Drinking Age
It Has a Better National Animal

I personally like the beaver more than the bald eagle, though the bald eagle is still pretty cool.

It Has a Better Flag
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