Top 10 Ways to Complete the Sentence "In Soviet Russia..."

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All of in Soviet Russia jokes or sentences, add something if you like

The Top Ten

1 The law breaks you... ..

I MOSTLY WISH THERE WAS A HATE BUTTON YOU PEOPLE ARE so STUPID WHAT DID Russia EVER DO TO YOU YEAH? Nothing you JUST TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE ON YOUR SIDE YOU STUPID PEOPLE

Roses are red, violets are blue, IN SOVIET RUSSIA POEM WRITE YOU! - Lanturnizer6

2 Books face you...
3 Miley Cyrus loves you...

Top 3 most loved people by the Russians:
Vladimir Putin
Donald Trunk
Kiley Virus

4 This list reads you...
5 History studies you...
6 Pokemon catches you...

I guess Soviet Pokemons catch them all.

7 Waldo finds you...
8 Charges receive you...
9 Asylum seeks you...
10 Funny bird tweets you...

The Contenders

11 Bruce Springsteen songs hear you...
12 Animals hunt you...
13 Yeah, you're pretty screwed...
14 Chuck Norris still kicks your a**

Ancient jokes for the win! - Scorpio

15 Still better than in Third Reich
16 Mario and Luigi play you...
17 Test Marx you...
18 Sentence completes you...
19 Stairs walk on you...
20 I can't understand a word they're saying
21 Hat wears you...
22 TV watches you...

Oh wait, that's capitalist America

23 Pikachu catches you...
24 Bass drops you..

I love this one! - ItsDaWorldOfSNuGGLEZ

25 Toilet pees on you...
26 Gulags give you...
27 Bear kills you...

A bear could kill you anywhere there is a bear, though.

28 Car drives you...
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