Top 10 Ways to Complete the Sentence "In Soviet Russia..."

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The Top Ten

1 The law breaks you... ..

I MOSTLY WISH THERE WAS A HATE BUTTON YOU PEOPLE ARE so STUPID WHAT DID Russia EVER DO TO YOU YEAH? Nothing you JUST TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE ON YOUR SIDE YOU STUPID PEOPLE

Roses are red, violets are blue, IN SOVIET RUSSIA POEM WRITE YOU! - Lanturnizer6

2 Books face you...
3 Pokemon catches you...

I guess Soviet Pokemons catch them all.

4 This list reads you...
5 Waldo finds you...
6 Miley Cyrus loves you...

Top 3 most loved people by the Russians:
Vladimir Putin
Donald Trunk
Kiley Virus

7 History studies you...
8 Bruce Springsteen songs hear you...
9 Charges receive you...
10 Animals hunt you...

The Contenders

11 Asylum seeks you...
12 Yeah, you're pretty screwed...
13 Funny bird tweets you...
14 Chuck Norris still kicks your a**

Ancient jokes for the win! - Scorpio

15 Still better than in Third Reich
16 Mario and Luigi play you...
17 Sentence completes you...
18 Stairs walk on you...
19 Test Marx you...
20 I can't understand a word they're saying
21 Hat wears you...
22 TV watches you...

Oh wait, that's capitalist America

23 Pikachu catches you...
24 Bass drops you..

I love this one! - ItsDaWorldOfSNuGGLEZ

25 Toilet pees on you...
26 Gulags give you...
27 Bear kills you...

A bear could kill you anywhere there is a bear, though.

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