Top 10 Ways to Complete the Sentence "In Soviet Russia..."

All of in Soviet Russia jokes or sentences, add something if you like
The Top Ten
1 The law breaks you... ..

I MOSTLY WISH THERE WAS A HATE BUTTON YOU PEOPLE ARE so STUPID WHAT DID Russia EVER DO TO YOU YEAH? Nothing you JUST TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE ON YOUR SIDE YOU STUPID PEOPLE

2 Books face you...
3 Miley Cyrus loves you...
4 History studies you...
5 This list reads you...
6 Pokemon catches you...
7 Waldo finds you...
8 Charges receive you...
9 Asylum seeks you...
10 Funny bird tweets you...
The Contenders
11 Bruce Springsteen songs hear you...
12 Yeah, you're pretty screwed...
13 Animals hunt you...
14 Chuck Norris still kicks your a**

They'll never be able to reverse that. Not even Soviet Russia. - SoongeBill

Ancient jokes for the win!

15 Still better than in Third Reich
16 I love you
17 Plants domesticate you...
18 Mario and Luigi play you...
19 Test Marx you...
20 Sentence completes you...
21 Stairs walk on you...
22 You rule your parents...
23 Money spends you...
24 Fetus aborts you
25 Pizza sends out for you
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