Top 10 Ways to Complete the Sentence "In Soviet Russia..."

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All of in Soviet Russia jokes or sentences, add something if you like

The Top Ten

1 The law breaks you... ..

Roses are red, violets are blue, IN SOVIET RUSSIA POEM WRITE YOU! - Lanturnizer6

I MOSTLY WISH THERE WAS A HATE BUTTON YOU PEOPLE ARE so STUPID WHAT DID Russia EVER DO TO YOU YEAH? Nothing you JUST TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE ON YOUR SIDE YOU STUPID PEOPLE

2 Books face you...
3 Miley Cyrus loves you...

Top 3 most loved people by the Russians:
Vladimir Putin
Donald Trunk
Kiley Virus

4 This list reads you...
5 History studies you...
6 Pokemon catches you...

I guess Soviet Pokemons catch them all.

7 Waldo finds you...
8 Charges receive you...
9 Asylum seeks you...
10 Funny bird tweets you...

The Newcomers

? Money spends you...

The Contenders

11 Bruce Springsteen songs hear you...
12 Animals hunt you...
13 Yeah, you're pretty screwed...
14 Chuck Norris still kicks your a**

Ancient jokes for the win! - Scorpio

15 Still better than in Third Reich
16 Mario and Luigi play you...
17 Test Marx you...
18 Sentence completes you...
19 Stairs walk on you...
20 I can't understand a word they're saying
21 Hat wears you...
22 TV watches you...

Oh wait, that's capitalist America

23 Pikachu catches you...
24 Bass drops you..

I love this one! - ItsDaWorldOfSNuGGLEZ

25 Toilet pees on you...
26 Gulags give you...
27 Bear kills you...

A bear could kill you anywhere there is a bear, though.

28 Car drives you...
29 You rule your parents...
30 Teen Titans Go slays you...
31 I love you
32 The song plays you...
33 You bomb the terrorists...
34 The plane flies you...
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