Top Ten Ways to Create a Traffic Jam

You shouldn't do these! But you should also know how they are created!
The Top Ten
1 Park in the middle of a busy intersection
2 Get into a car wreck with a big rig
3 Improperly merge into a congested lane
4 Slow down to look at an accident that happens off the roadway while everyone is behind you

They call this rubbernecking.

5 Drop a big object onto the main road

One that could be dangerous for tires.

6 Hack the traffic light system to make it stay red longer
7 Put birdseed or other food on the roadway so wild animals eat it

Unless some heartless guy runs them over, they're gonna be sitting in the roadways.

8 Park your car horizontally between two lanes of traffic
9 Put spike strips improperly on the highway

The police do this to catch some criminals, but what are the odds it could affect others on a busy highway?

10 Run out of gas in the middle of a one-lane road

Especially if it is a crowded one-lane road!

The Contenders
11 Lock arms with all your friends across a highway to protest vehicle pollution
12 Place a cow on a road in India
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