Top 10 Ways to Destroy Barbie Dolls

The Top Ten
1 Throw them in the fireplace

burying it, freezing it, drowning it are nice... but burning a Barbie is the only way to kill it for sure.

I made the list and I say this is the way barbies will die quicker

Yeah, that would rock! Barbie sucks! I would like to do this.

Shooting them with shotgun in the head would be better

2 Put them in the microwave for a long time

I've never done this, but I've seen it. its awesome.

3 Rip off their head, arms and legs

When I was a kid, I popped my Barbie doll's head out and I'd make her hair go up

I do that with my bratz dolls lol

Barbie: "Oh no! Not my leg!

I always do this

4 Throw them in a wood chipper

HOLY CRAP, I DID THIS B4 AND IT ROCKS!, I PUT KETCHUP IN SIDE THE DOLL, AND THREW IT IN IT WAS LIKE THREWING A LITTLE PERSON IN... yea

This should be number one best way ever! They would be in little bits all over the place

the comment below sounds bloody and disturbed

It totally rocks! But numbers 1,2&3 are also good.

5 Freeze them in water

cool love to break Barbie Dolls

6 Give it to your dog to chew up

My French bulldog loves them

Try the pit bull to chew them up

7 Chop them up with knives, axes, etc.

I love the number six on your list
because it is more active

8 Bury them in the dirt

This would be very fun to do and maybe years later someone in the future will dig it up

Maybe someone might find them years later.

I cannot say any thing bad about that!

9 Bury them in the snow

It's should be done in Alaska as a polar bear could eat it

10 Pour corrosive acid on them
The Contenders
11 Tape them on a nasa space ship and let them took off to outer space
12 Melt their bodies with a blow torch
13 Throw them out the window
14 Throw them in the garbage composer
15 Smash them with a sledgehammer

Just what I want to do with a Waluigi amiibo after I write "Characters that WON'T be in Smash Bros Ultimate will be smashed by this tool" on the hammer.

16 Drive a Jeep, steam roller, bulldozer, etc over them.

Why not? I so want to do this with my evil & annoying little sister's barbies!

17 Flush them down the toilet

I will also like to put her shark pool.

Yes, I would love to see this.

18 Throw them in a black hole

I would love to see someone try this

19 Burn them
20 Throw them in the ocean

And they get eaten by sharks

21 Blow them apart with firecrackers

I did this once. Took a while, but it was grotesque when we were finished. Then I buried it in the dirt.

All of this works well with Barney, Elmo, and other annoying dolls, too. Don't forget!

22 Slice them with a chainsaw
23 Throw them in a meat grinder
24 Squish them with a metal vise
25 Tie a fork on them and throw them up in the air in a thunder storm
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