Top 10 Ways to Destroy Barbie Dolls

The Top Ten

1 Throw them in the fireplace

burying it, freezing it, drowning it are nice... but burning a Barbie is the only way to kill it for sure. - VADERtheIMPALER

I made the list and I say this is the way barbies will die quicker - foxrocks

I hate Barbie dolls so I would do that

Throw them and shoot them with your sniper is better.

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2 Put them in the microwave for a long time

I've never done this, but I've seen it. its awesome.

3 Rip off their head, arms and legs

I do that with my bratz dolls lol - FrozenisOverrated

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4 Throw them in a wood chipper

HOLY CRAP, I DID THIS B4 AND IT ROCKS!, I PUT KETCHUP IN SIDE THE DOLL, AND THREW IT IN IT WAS LIKE THREWING A LITTLE PERSON IN... yea - SmoothCriminal

This should be number one best way ever! They would be in little bits all over the place

It totally rocks! But numbers 1,2&3 are also good.

Fun

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5 Freeze them in water

cool love to break Barbie Dolls

6 Give it to your dog to chew up

My French bulldog loves them

Try the pit bull to chew them up

7 Bury them in the snow

It's should be done in Alaska as a polar bear could eat it - Ldrago

8 Bury them in the dirt

This would be very fun to do and maybe years later someone in the future will dig it up

I cannot say any thing bad about that!

9 Chop them up with knives, axes, etc.

I love the number six on your list
because it is more active

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10 Pour corrosive acid on them

The Newcomers

? Burn them
? Melt them in liquid magma

The Contenders

11 Throw them out the window
12 Throw them in the garbage composer
13 Melt their bodies with a blow torch
14 Throw them in the ocean

And they get eaten by sharks

15 Blow them apart with firecrackers

All of this works well with Barney, Elmo, and other annoying dolls, too. Don't forget!

I did this once. Took a while, but it was grotesque when we were finished. Then I buried it in the dirt.

16 Slice them with a chainsaw
17 Throw them in a meat grinder
18 Smash them with a sledgehammer
19 Squish them with a metal vise
20 Tape them on a nasa space ship and let them took off to outer space
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