Ways to Destroy Homework

Ever hated homework? Now there's millions of ways to destroy homework less than a minute!
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The Top Ten

1 Burn it up!

Show it all the pain and suffering you have had to deal with for 15+ years. Now let's see how it likes it!

I've always wanted to look for a fire and burn my homework!

Grab your match or lighter and let it burn into ashes! - InfernoTopTenners

I am doing an impossible math question as a write this comment.

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2 Rip apart

I do this in front of my classmates.

Me to

3 Throw it outside
4 Boil it

Wouldn't the whole stove catch on fire? It's not safe for you house, but at least the homework is gone. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

5 Shoot it with your gun

Would a kid even have a gun? - AnonymousChick

Hand me a AK-47 - SamuiNeko

3D Printers?

6 Stomp it
7 Nuke it

May get hard to get hold off but it's so worth it

Works every time - Haumea


From faraway,looks at a nuke blowing up my homework...
Beautiful - SamuiNeko

8 Crumble it
9 Microwave it

I haven't tested the safety of this method.

10 Let your dog eat it

But wouldn't that cause stomach problems to the dog? - PhoenixAura81

New Dog food, huh?

The Contenders

11 Launch it to the sun

Hell yeah

12 Drop it from the highest building

It's paper dumbass

That won't do anything to it

13 Flush it down the toilet

If I don't throw it in the trash bin, I flush it down the toilet to clog it.

Haha! Take that teachers! - BlueTopazIceVanilla

14 Cut it apart with a chainsaw


15 Melt it in Liquid Magma

That definitely would work!

16 Let your dog poop on it

Dogs eat their own poo so if you let a dog poo on your homework then your bound to get it eaten by the dog

Just let your dog poop on it like a wee wee pad the end no hw - Ihateschool


17 Put it in a shredder
18 Rip it in half
19 Throw it in the garbage
20 Throw it in a black hole
21 Run it over

That will not work

22 Blow it up


23 Freeze it

Destroying things Cyri style! I like this entry. - Cyri

24 Dip it in a pot of lava
25 Eat it

I would wipe my butt with homework

26 Cut it with a lightsaber
27 Try to push it over a cliff

Wait how am I supposed to push it down the cliff? - Danguy10

28 Quickscope it

With a sniper rifle

29 Poop on it
30 Dissolve it in water
31 Cut it in half with scissors
32 Drop it in a bucket of acid
33 Use it as a target
34 Drop it into a volcano
35 Put it in a woodchipper
36 Put it in hot tar
37 Throw a knife at it
38 Throw it into a jet turbine
39 Cook it
40 Shred it
41 Smash it with a hammer
42 Throw it into a fireplace
43 Throw it into a lake
44 Rip it to pieces and flush them down the toilet
45 Feed it to a shark
46 Put it in a blender
47 Burn it with a magnifying glass
48 Throw it in a mine field
49 Bury it in snow
50 Pour corrosive acid on it
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