Ways to Destroy Homework

Ever hated homework? Now there's millions of ways to destroy homework less than a minute!
Feel free to comment your ideas and opinions!

The Top Ten

1 Burn it up!

I like to burn homework because it is boring!

Pyromaniacs, unite! >:D

This list is um... too far... Why would you burn something that’s important? - JoeBoi

Homowork sucks! This is for the sufereeng I did for forteen yeers

2 Rip apart

I do this in front of my classmates.

Me to

3 Throw it outside
4 Boil it

Wouldn't the whole stove catch on fire? It's not safe for you house, but at least the homework is gone. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

5 Shoot it with your gun

Would a kid even have a gun? - AnonymousChick

Hand me a AK-47 - SamuiNeko

3D Printers?

6 Nuke it

Just anger Donald Trump then protect yourself with your homework. Genius

What could go wrong?

May get hard to get hold off but it's so worth it

Works every time - Haumea

7 Stomp it
8 Crumble it
9 Microwave it

I haven't tested the safety of this method.

10 Let your dog eat it

But wouldn't that cause stomach problems to the dog? - PhoenixAura81

New Dog food, huh?

The Contenders

11 Launch it to the sun

Hell yeah

12 Let your dog poop on it

Dogs eat their own poo so if you let a dog poo on your homework then your bound to get it eaten by the dog

Just let your dog poop on it like a wee wee pad the end no hw - Ihateschool


13 Flush it down the toilet

If I don't throw it in the trash bin, I flush it down the toilet to clog it.

Haha! Take that teachers! - BlueTopazIceVanilla

14 Drop it from the highest building

It's paper dumbass

That won't do anything to it

15 Cut it apart with a chainsaw


16 Throw it in a black hole

I wish you luck...

17 Melt it in Liquid Magma

That definitely would work!

18 Put it in a shredder
19 Dissolve it in water
20 Put it in a woodchipper

Who makes their homework out of wood?

Hell yeah

21 Rip it in half
22 Shred it
23 Throw it in the garbage
24 Feed it to a shark

Great! Am I just supposed to own a shark and feed it or buy one?

25 Run it over

That will not work

26 Burn it with a magnifying glass
27 Blow it up


28 Freeze it

Destroying things Cyri style! I like this entry. - Cyri

29 Use a nuke or an atom bomb to destroy it
30 Throw it to a pool of acid
31 Dip it in a pot of lava
32 Snipe it
33 Eat it

I would wipe my butt with homework

34 Cut it with a lightsaber

Anyone got Darth Vader's phone number?

35 Tape it to a NASA spaceship and let it take off into space
36 Try to push it over a cliff

Wait how am I supposed to push it down the cliff? - Danguy10

37 Quickscope it

With a sniper rifle

38 Poop on it
39 Cut it in half with scissors
40 Drop it in a bucket of acid

What type of acid?

41 Use it as a target
42 Drop it into a volcano
43 Put it in hot tar
44 Throw a knife at it

Put it on a dartboard ant replace the darts with knives

45 Throw it into a jet turbine
46 Cook it
47 Smash it with a hammer
48 Throw it into a fireplace
49 Throw it into a lake
50 Rip it to pieces and flush them down the toilet
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