Top Ten Ways to Destroy a Keyboard

The Top Ten

Boil it
Set on fire
Drop from the highest building
Smack it
Throw into a volcano
Throw it to a lake
Put in a large shredder
Put in an ocean
Hit with a hammer
Drill it

The Contenders

Throw it to a pool of acid
Use a nuke or an atom bomb to destroy it
Slice it with a chainsaw
Beat it with a baseball bat
Send it to the Angry German Kid
Melt it in Liquid Magma
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