Top Ten Ways to Die Involving Song Titles
The Top Ten
1 Get Mauled by the Black Dog
But Sirius was a good guy...
2 Wake Up Dead
3 Fall Down the Stairway to Heaven
One of the best ways to make a LZ joke is talking about the Stairway to Heaven
4 Suffocate Being Trapped Under Ice
5 Killed by the Master of Puppets In Hangar 18, 22 Acacia Avenue
Master of Puppets - Metallica
Hangar 18 - Megadeth
22 Acacia Avenue - Iron Maiden
This One Was Pretty Cool
6 Get Executed South of Heaven by the Metal Militia
7 Killed by the Keeper of the Seven Keys Somewhere Out In Space
8 Get Poisoned by Lithium
9 Get Sucked Into the Lungs of Hell by a Miracle Machine During a Ride Into Obsession
Into The Lungs of Hell - Megadeth
Miracle Machine - Blind Guardian
Ride Into Obsession - Blind Guardian
10 Get Bitten by the Mad Dog In a Black Night
The Contenders
11 Get Sucked Into the Void
12 Get Run Over by a Red Barchetta
That's pretty funny! Nice Rush reference.
13 The Four Horsemen Come to Take Your Life
14 Get Run Over by a Human Insecticide Anywhere In the Galaxy
15 Get Swept Away When the Wild Wind Blows
16 Get Nailed to the Wheel by the Cowboys from Hell
17 Killed by the Killer Queen
You know, because she's a killer queen, dynamite with a lazer beam!
18 Getting Run Over by a Crazy Train
19 Get Struck by Lightning When Strolling Around In the November Rain
20 Killed by the Man On a Mission In the Gardens of the Sinner
21 Cut Yourself with Scissors
22 Shark Attack While Sitting On the Dock of the Bay
Wasting time. You forgot that part.
23 Being Killed by Alexander the Great and the Trooper In a Sea of Madness
Alexander the Great, The Trooper, Sea of Madness (Iron Maiden)
24 Pronounced Dead When You're Gone
This is not a way to die though you can be pronounced dead but still actually be living.
25 Death by Guillotine
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