Top 10 Ways to Disappoint Your Parents

The Top Ten
1 Become a Porn Star

My parents already hate me so this is a great way to get disowned

Just illegal to do as a kid though.

Lol I did they hated me haha

GROSSSSSSSS who even would do this?!

2 Pose Nude On the Internet

This should be number 1, I can't think of a worst way to disappoint your parents than posing nude on the Internet expect maybe being a porn star or a prostitute.

Your parents are very protective of you and how others view you as a person... sometimes more than yourself. so why, do some do that knowing they're parents possibly may see them stark naked? It would go like - your name:_____ just posted this picture. In a matter of second half the world and your dad/mum is seeing you in the nude... why bother with clothes at all then?

Since this is child pornography, not only will you disappoint your parents big time, you would end up in serious legal trouble.

My parents would get mad at me if I put any picture of me on the internet.

3 Date Someone They Don't Approve Of

Asian parents if their daughter dates a black guy and brings him over to meet them

How to disappoint an Asian parent:

Asian girl + black boyfriend

4 Drop Out of School

I did it, my parents have a hard time explaining it to their social circle. I feel awful about it

5 Move Back In With Them

My cousin moved back in with my aunt and he got kicked out, so now he's living with my other cousins. He's 26 years old and I'm not sure if he has a job or a girlfriend anymore.

Since you’re now a responsible adult, don’t even think of moving back in with them.

6 Stray From Their Faith

My patents are jewish and I'm an athiest and I swear this list is coming from tje buzzfeed video

Ex: Not Keeping Kosher

*Atheism intensifies*

7 Betray Their Trust
8 Get Arrested

After a time they just don't care

Should be number one

Your're aren't (epic backflip)
-Obama 2016

9 Join the Ku Klux Klan
10 Play Grand Theft Auto V
The Contenders
11 Do Drugs

How is this not up there yet?!?!

Well duhh this is bad

12 Call On Mother's Day to Ask for Money
13 Get Drunk
14 Have a Job Making Youtube Videos

Is this something worth getting disappointed over? No.

I want to do this

Jacksfilms 100%| but what if the youtuber is a parent and his two sons are both youtubers too? and they have a kissing competion? AKA paul family

That’s what I want to do if I can’t be an alternative singer.

15 Watch Anime

Haha. I remember I had an anime wallpaper once and in return I got an endless stream of questions from my parents lol

My mom watches anime before I did, so basically my dad thinks I'm a disappointment

Definitely makes you a disappointment

This is OK but if it's HENTAI then it's a whole different thing...

16 Be a Furry

This is literally how to disappoint anyone.

Hah. Easy enough to disappoint any of the hoomans this way

It's so easy everybody is disappointed in me :D

I am a gay furry. Enough said. HELP ME. OwO UwU :3

17 Get a Sex Change
18 Choose Your Own Future

Asian parents always want their kids to be either doctors, lawyers, or engineers

My mom doesn't like when I mention being leader of USA.

19 Come Out

The easiest way to get disowned

ah yes. Because we can control which way our minds bend.

20 Smoke Cigarettes

Smoking is bad and you shouldn't try to disappoint your parents

21 Be Depressed

They'll never know.

22 Drink In the Morning
23 Get an Impractical Graduate Degree

I got a liberal arts degree and my parents are proud

Liberal Arts degree? Haha

24 Become a Mass Murderer
25 Get a Tattoo

When my parents first met, they did this prank on my grandparents when they got a removable tattoo and showed it to them at lunch. I can imagine what their faces would have been like...

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