Top Ten Ways Emoticons Can Lead You to Trouble If Not Used Properly

These things can be said through electronic text messages or emails.
The Top Ten
1 Happy Birthday >=(

These two contradict each other. They're wishing someone a happy birthday, yet they also added that angry emoticon at the end.

I laughed at this one

2 It's sad to hear that your father died XD"

That's actually pretty mean if someone ACTUALLY did that!

That was pretty rude, dude.

3 Happy wedding anniversary DX

Makes sense only if it's forced wedding

4 May God bless you and your family :P
5 Merry Christmas ='(
6 I'm sorry to hear that you lost your first job XD
7 Can we become friends >=)

It sounds like some pedophile.

8 You should come to my daughter's birthday party >:/
9 I hope you have a good life >:/
10 I'm in love with you :(

Why is this at the bottom?

The Contenders
11 I'm so sorry XD

Obviously not sorry enough...

12 I love it! :P
13 It's sad you and your wife got divorced XD

Wow, all of these are bad if you actually say that to someone! Good list!

14 I hate you :)

I guess it could, bad.

15 You suck :P

These two go together to me

16 I love you..|..
17 I'm so excited to meet your fiancée! =_=
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