Top Ten Ways Energy Drinks Are Better Than Water

KoolGuy2218

The Top Ten

1 Energy drinks are cool

It also have a lot of sugar which gives you diabetes. - InfernoTopTenners

I think this guy is dead now. He posted all this a long time ago

But they also have a ton of ingredients which can lead to diseases and illnesses. - Swellow

As far as semi-trolls go, I'd have to say KoolGuy, I'm astounded by how bland you are. - WonkeyDude98

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2 Water is bland and boring

Well, that bland and boring water is the reason why those Energy drinks are made. - Fandom_Lover

Isn't this a bit biased? Water is the life source of everything, not one thing on earth was made/doesn't need the use of water. Water tastes dlicious. Some people would kill just to have a taste of water, so think before you do. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

At least its important to all life on Earth while your "cool" energy drinks destroys your health and kills you when you drink too much of it.

It's not boring. It's actually really good for you. Cold water is the best. - Powerfulgirl10

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3 Energy drinks taste good

It's taste is so plain you absolutely love it.

Koolguy2218 is stupid and doesn't get it

Water doesn't taste like anything. What's up with that? - KoolGuy2218

4 Energy drinks give you energy

Water gives you energy too. In fact, water is so energetic it is used like electricity, to power homes an businesses. You can't use energy drinks as electricity, can you? - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Hon, water gives you more energy than any energy drink you could ever drink in your life. Can't wait to see you on the streets, saying, "Why did I make those decisions when I was a stupid brat? "

True. See, people think Koolguy is a troll, and there's no doubt about it that he is. But, he's clever, he uses reasons that aren't always troll like, and unlike most trolls, try's to look genuine by supporting his reasons. - Therandom

Yes, you will find energy from water koolguy so shut up

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5 The names

Yeah, I like the names better, but it won't change the taste and the effect of the energy drink, maybe just the popularity.

Rockstar, Red Bull, Monster... the list is endless - KoolGuy2218

6 Only nerds avoid energy drinks

Or people who don't want heart problems or type 2 diabetes, are those nerds? - Martinglez

Or people who don't want to die aka smart people - Derp_88

Hell to the no son...

Nerds are cool.

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7 It's cheaper

It's more expensive. Get your facts straight.

You mean more expensive - Derp_88

If they were selling koolguy at a store, he would be so cheap because no one would WANT him!

Water is chearper, man. - Fandom_Lover

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8 It's portable

Water is portable too. Find better reasons. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

SO IS WATER
Stop before I rage on my keyboard. - shawnmccaul22

Water is portable to... dumby... - Derp_88

9 They make you tough

I see how after getting diabetes and a couple heart attacks, you could get tougher. - Haumea

Whoever made this list is dumb

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