Top Ten Ways Energy Drinks Are Better Than Water

The Top Ten
1 Energy drinks are cool

If I had to drink only one thing for the rest of my life, I think the choice is obvious.

It also have a lot of sugar which gives you diabetes.

This list is wrong.

2 Water is bland and boring

Well, this is kinda true, but even though I like energy drinks, they have so much fat they can make you morbidly obese and you could end up with Type 2 diabetes, believe me, as a Type 1 Diabetic, I don't remember drinking a single energy drink because I was scared they were going to "kill" me, but still, I think water is more healthier than energy drinks by a landslide.
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KelseyPower

Isn't this a bit biased? Water is the life source of everything, not one thing on earth was made/doesn't need the use of water. Water tastes dlicious. Some people would kill just to have a taste of water, so think before you do.

At least its important to all life on Earth while your "cool" energy drinks destroys your health and kills you when you drink too much of it.

3 Energy drinks give you energy

Hon, water gives you more energy than any energy drink you could ever drink in your life. Can't wait to see you on the streets, saying, "Why did I make those decisions when I was a stupid brat? "

Water gives you energy too. In fact, water is so energetic it is used like electricity, to power homes an businesses. You can't use energy drinks as electricity, can you?

No they don't. Water will give you way more energy and energy drinks will just make you fat.

I know this was kinda obvious, but are ya gonna find energy from water? NO!

4 Energy drinks taste good

Agreed. In fact, my favorite flavor of Monster is Pipeline Punch.

Water doesn't taste like anything. What's up with that?

It's taste is so plain you absolutely love it.

5 The names

Yeah, I like the names better, but it won't change the taste and the effect of the energy drink, maybe just the popularity.

Rockstar, Red Bull, Monster... the list is endless

Sorry, but this isn't a good reason.

6 Only nerds avoid energy drinks

Or people who don't want heart problems or type 2 diabetes, are those nerds?

Or people who don't want to die aka smart people

Uh waters more good and won't encrese blood pressure (waters better)

Hell to the no son...

7 It's cheaper

It's more expensive. Get your facts straight.

You mean more expensive

8 It's portable

Water is portable too. Find better reasons.

9 They make you tough

I see how after getting diabetes and a couple heart attacks, you could get tougher.

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