Top Ten Ways Energy Drinks Are Better Than Water

The Top Ten

1 Energy drinks are cool

Yeah. They are cooler. - Gametoon

It also have a lot of sugar which gives you diabetes. - InfernoTopTenners

This list is wrong. - Userguy44

I think this guy is dead now. He posted all this a long time ago

2 Water is bland and boring

Energy drinks taste amazing. Water tastes like crap. - Gametoon

Isn't this a bit biased? Water is the life source of everything, not one thing on earth was made/doesn't need the use of water. Water tastes dlicious. Some people would kill just to have a taste of water, so think before you do. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Well, that bland and boring water is the reason why those Energy drinks are made. - Fandom_Lover

This list makes no sense. Water is very healthy. Energy drink has a lot of sugar in it. - Userguy44

3 Energy drinks taste good

It's true. Way better than water. - Gametoon

It's taste is so plain you absolutely love it.

Koolguy2218 is stupid and doesn't get it

Water doesn't taste like anything. What's up with that? - KoolGuy2218

4 Energy drinks give you energy

Both do, technically. - Gametoon

Water gives you energy too. In fact, water is so energetic it is used like electricity, to power homes an businesses. You can't use energy drinks as electricity, can you? - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Hon, water gives you more energy than any energy drink you could ever drink in your life. Can't wait to see you on the streets, saying, "Why did I make those decisions when I was a stupid brat? "

True. See, people think Koolguy is a troll, and there's no doubt about it that he is. But, he's clever, he uses reasons that aren't always troll like, and unlike most trolls, try's to look genuine by supporting his reasons. - Therandom

5 The names

What? - Gametoon

Yeah, I like the names better, but it won't change the taste and the effect of the energy drink, maybe just the popularity.

Sorry, but this isn't a good reason. - Userguy44

Rockstar, Red Bull, Monster... the list is endless - KoolGuy2218

6 Only nerds avoid energy drinks

Not necessarily. - Gametoon

Thanks, I take that as a compliment :3 NOW GIVE ME MORE WATER

Or people who don't want heart problems or type 2 diabetes, are those nerds? - Martinglez

Or people who don't want to die aka smart people - Derp_88

7 It's cheaper

From you sink! Wow, so expensive! - Gametoon

It's more expensive. Get your facts straight.

You mean more expensive - Derp_88

If they were selling koolguy at a store, he would be so cheap because no one would WANT him!

8 It's portable

Both are. - Gametoon

Water is portable too. Find better reasons. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

SO IS WATER
Stop before I rage on my keyboard. - shawnmccaul22

Water is portable to... dumby... - Derp_88

9 They make you tough

I agree with the top 4, but these last five reasons were just dumb. - Gametoon

I see how after getting diabetes and a couple heart attacks, you could get tougher. - Haumea

Whoever made this list is dumb

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