Top Ten Ways an Escalator Can Be Dangerous

As a young child, I was always scared of escalators and I needed my mum or dad to carry me across.
The Top Ten
1 One limb could get caught in the stairs and the other in the hand rail.

Like what happened in one of the Final destination series...

This would cause you to be ripped apart.

2 You might stand on the line and not notice it.

Then when the stairs form, it will cause you to fall to your death.

And your toes could get severed, too.

3 You might not see the end and get sucked in.

At least funeral costs would be much less.

Then you would be flattened.

4 Someone could fall from the top.

If this happens, everyone will be knocked down like dominoes.

5 A war will start between the stair-takers and the escalator-users.

Pick your side.

6 People could get fat from using them.

I always use the stairs to get more exercise.

7 If there is something at the bottom, you can't get away.

This would make a good Saw trap.

8 If you try to go up one while being chased by a murderer, you might pick the wrong one.

This would be bad.

9 It could easily be turned into a death trap.

Never let an escalator be put into the wrong hands.

10 The escalator might get angry from people always walking on it and decide to attack.

Well how would you feel if that was you?

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