Top Ten Ways of Explaining Certain Movies

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The Top Ten

1 Wreck-it Ralph - A gamer-orgasm movie

2 Braveheart - They could have done more research on their history

3 Star Wars - People who understand German would have got the plot twist straight away

4 Mission Impossible - A man that breaks laws of physics

Best action film out in 2015

5 Kick Ass - It has "ass" in the title to make it sound cooler

6 Hellboy - Fisting jokes are going to be made in this movie

7 Gravity - The whole trailer sounds like a porno if you close your eyes

I hadn't noticed that, but you're quite right.

8 The Amazing Spider-Man - There is nothing amazing about this movie

9 Twilight - Every girls best and boys worst movie ever

10 Saw - The only movie to use all numbers and no side headings.

The Contenders

11 The Hangover - 4 Guys Go Crazy with a Baby in Vegas

12 It’s a Wonderful Life - Life is Horrible If You Never Existed

13 Miracle on 34th Street - The Mall Santa May Be a Psycho

14 Annabelle - Dolls are Creepy

15 Showgirls - Nude Women are Dirtier Offstage Than Onstage

16 Leaving Las Vegas - Drinking in Vegas Does Not Always Solve Your Problems

17 Big Hero 6 - Stereotyping the “smart Asian”

18 Ocean’s Eleven - Robbing Casinos Like a Boss

19 Disney's Hercules - An Insult to Greek Mythology Worshippers

20 Vegas Vacation - This is Why Kids and Crazy Uncles Don't Belong in Vegas

21 Baby Geniuses - The Live-Action Version of Rugrats

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