Top Ten Ways of Explaining Common Numbers

The Top Ten
1 1 - Both good and a bad thing (but mainly bad)
2 2 - Because if you can't do it yourself, get someone else to help (And leave them for Doritos)
3 3 - Valve is still struggling to count up to that number

The number that Asian parents count up to before they start to lose it

4 4 - The peak number of a movie franchise before going crap

The number that Asians hate because it sounds like death in their native language

5 5 - The easiest number to remember stuff
6 6 - The devil is nearly coming
7 7 - Everyone's "lucky" number
8 8 - Makes small things seem big
9 9 - Just turn the "6" 180 degrees
10 10 - Used for pretty much everything in your life
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