Top Ten Ways of Explaining the Internet

The Top Ten
1 A survival guide of how to not be stupid
2 The only place to know you're sad
3 It will ruin your life
4 Your own suit and amour against "trolls" and "haters"

Or simply avoiding them completely.

5 The only place where talking about what you're doing is essential
6 A great place to laugh at stupidity

Thank you for this one

7 Where having an opinion is forbidden

Particularly if it questions those of arrogant idiots.

8 It's more addictive than crack and has a longer effect than heroin
9 Your life in a nutshell

YES because my life is so boring that the internet is my only source of entertainment most of the time

10 It's like your typical High School but on the computer
The Contenders
11 The most popular substitute for war
12 If you're better than someone on a game you have no life
13 If it exists, there is a website about it
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