Top Ten Ways of Explaining the United Kingdom

The Top Ten
1 It's both peaceful and war-zoned at the same time

Whether or not you take that literally can either make you look wise or completely asinine.

2 We blame Austin Powers for everything
3 A place were you can hear more accents than you can imagine
4 Because that's great banter

Couldn't have said it better myself.

5 Wales thinks they're forgotten whenever they look at the flag
6 A country that no one understands
7 People who live in the UK call it the UK and people who don't live in the UK call it England

England is part of the UK

8 Everything you expect from it isn't there I'm afraid
9 The only flag where you see other flags using their flags
10 The history of it doesn't live up to its name
The Contenders
11 Hell

Birmingham, yes. London, no.

12 We don't all drink tea and not all the time
13 Imperialism
14 Bad teeth
15 Just so flipping hilarious I love it!

Really its just indescribable

16 Racist
17 North - More polite, talk to you, not as hot as the south in the summer heatwaves, poorer, Labour so would've voted for Tony Blair in 1997
18 Do not mention empires, a flag that looks alike to an Italian
19 Teeth are normal, it's not Victorian times
20 Wales has nothing to do with whales
21 Welsh flag has something to do with Draconian
22 UK is not tiny, the smallest is Isle of Man, a small island
23 We don't all hate France
24 We don't all have a stiff upper lip
25 We don't all stick to ourselves and talk to strangers' dogs
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