Top Ten Ways to Finish the Sentence "I Like My Coffee How I Like My Women..."

The Top Ten
1 Ground up and kept in the freezer

I wonder who put this one here...?
Actually, on second thought, I'd rather never find out.

2 All over my lap while I'm driving
3 Found by traders and brought over by boat
4 Hot and creamy
5 Picked up at the petrol station
6 Full of milk and alcohol
7 Tossed into a burlap sack and brought to me on the back of a donkey
8 Iced and covered in cream
9 Not too dark
10 With a lid on it

Oh...Okay. No comment.

The Contenders
11 I hate coffee
12 Without another man in them
13 I love both of them
14 Sweet
15 Beaten
16 Strong
17 On the floor
18 Weak
19 Extremely Stimulating
20 Roasted
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