Top Ten Ways for Castlevaniafanboy128 to Make His Life More Interesting

The Top Ten

1 Star in an explicit rap video and file a lawsuit against the rapper for making him eat testicles on camera

I started to wonder if you're referring testicles as male boobies. Oh wait...

Wait.. What? *Reads again for three times* *barfs* WHAT DID I JUST READ?!

2 Walk down the streets of Moscow dressed in a robe and wielding a staff, screaming "You shall not pass!" at anyone who has a dog

I can pass, I hate dogs and have no desire to go in the vicinity of a dog.

3 Lead a cult of people who believe that Boltzmann's entropy formula was faked to make us all conserve energy

4 Volunteer to be abducted by aliens and throw them off their own planet

5 Tattoo the word YOLO on David Cameron's penis while he sleeps

Puhahaaha What?! I'm sure tattooing baggy skin would be difficult but if CastlevaniaFanboy128 is willing to go to those lengths...Can I watch?

6 Juggle seven miniature nuclear missiles while hiking along the Japanese coastline

7 Raise and farm a colony of paralysis ticks in his back

8 Make love to Miley Cyrus under a pile of used insulin syringes in an abandoned army camp

I hope I didn't use one of those syringes... I don't want no Wreckin Ball woman touching somethin with ma dna.

He better not be naked on a large ball chain.

9 Convince the government that eating asbestos is safe and sanitary, and toast a meal of it with Donald Trump

Now, to find where they're meeting at.

10 Become the most famous person on the internet

That cannot happen. Nobody can overpass being more famous than cute cats on the internet.

The Contenders

11 Become part of the oversized and festering Undertale fandom

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