Top Ten Ways for the English to Annoy the Welsh

PositronWildhawk
I hold nothing against our loopy neighbours. I'm part Welsh myself, and proud. But we love to make jokes about each other. Observe.

The Top Ten

1 Walk Down the Streets of Wales In a Chinese Dragon Suit

If you feel that you have to, go ahead. But you have been warned. - PositronWildhawk

2 Constantly Refer to Them As "Boyo"

I love the Welsh! But they seem to lose their sense of humour whenever people say this to them. Can't think why... - Britgirl

One time, my family stayed at a hotel in St. David's, and as we left, my brother casually said, "thank you, boyo", as we left. We then had to run. - PositronWildhawk

3 Give Them a Sheep As a Present
4 Ask Them "T'a Way T'a Carriff"
5 Write Them a Letter In English With the Individual Letters Printed Backwards

An Englishman would do this with the pleasure of knowing that there is no compatible comeback. - PositronWildhawk

6 Offer to Use Leeks As Currency
7 Refer to Them As Sheep-shaggers
8 Leave a Model 15th Century Castle On the Porch
9 Eat Nothing But Lamb Stew
10 Build a Town In Wales With a Really Long Name

Look, as someone who knows several people from the town of Mamsanctaiddhwnynhir, this list is offensive to me. - ArchAces

The Contenders

11 Bring a Swedish Chef Puppet With You and Use It for Primary Conversation

On second thoughts, don't. Ever. Try. That. - PositronWildhawk

12 Mock Their Language V 1 Comment
13 Insult Tom Jones
14 Insult Rob Brydon
15 Tell them that Wales is smaller than England
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