Top Ten Ways for the Irish to Annoy the English

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1 Offer them tea at everything

Actually I'm Irish and Irish people drink tea just as much as english

Do you take sugar, darling? - Puga

Lol that is too funny... - Pony

Ahhh go on go on go on...

2 Always speak posh

Now, chap, it seems you have simultaneously ejected out of your fuel-engined mote of transport at a high velocity and thus have impacted the ground with a crack. Shall I seek some wipes for your foreskin? - Puga

3 Serve them sausages, bacon, eggs and beans with everything
4 Say that Northern Ireland isn't British

It's just as well I'll keep my politically incorrect response to myself. - PositronWildhawk

5 Ask if they were breastfed with tea

Tea is a much more beneficial drink than whiskey, which you must've been breastfed with. - PositronWildhawk

6 Slurp absolutely every drink
7 Praise Nigel Farage

James, are you southern or northern Irish? - gemcloben

I live in one of then northernmost points of Southern Ireland. - Puga

If he was in power, he'd keep you out. - PositronWildhawk

8 Remind them that Ireland has more Eurovisions

Ireland used to completely dominate, they've won seven. - Puga

Don't forget that English music includes the Beatles, Gary Numan and Pink Floyd. Irish music includes Adele King and the McCauls. - PositronWildhawk

9 Ask why they have so many accents

Haha I'm irish and this makes me laugh, my roomates english and I killed her! (figuratively) man I'm a fun man

10 Say that a president is better than a queen

Some of us might agree with you. - PositronWildhawk

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1. Offer them tea at everything
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2. Always speak posh
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