Top Ten Ways for the Irish to Annoy the English

The Top Ten Ways for the Irish to Annoy the English

1 Offer them tea at everything

Haha great

Ahhh go on go on go on...

Actually I'm Irish and Irish people drink tea just as much as english

Do you take sugar, darling? - Puga

2 Always speak posh

Now, chap, it seems you have simultaneously ejected out of your fuel-engined mote of transport at a high velocity and thus have impacted the ground with a crack. Shall I seek some wipes for your foreskin? - Puga

3 Serve them sausages, bacon, eggs and beans with everything
4 Say that Northern Ireland isn't British

I'll say that over and over and over again

It's just as well I'll keep my politically incorrect response to myself. - PositronWildhawk

5 Ask if they were breastfed with tea

Tea is a much more beneficial drink than whiskey, which you must've been breastfed with. - PositronWildhawk

6 Slurp absolutely every drink

Haha funny list. However, there is one particular item on this list that will annoy the bejasus out of me. I'll not tell you which one it is. Oh wait... Oh poo! - Britgirl

7 Praise Nigel Farage

James, are you southern or northern Irish? - gemcloben

I live in one of then northernmost points of Southern Ireland. - Puga

If he was in power, he'd keep you out. - PositronWildhawk

8 Remind them that Ireland has more Eurovisions

Ireland used to completely dominate, they've won seven. - Puga

Don't forget that English music includes the Beatles, Gary Numan and Pink Floyd. Irish music includes Adele King and the McCauls. - PositronWildhawk

9 Ask why they have so many accents

Well I'm from England and my great relatives like my great grandmother is from Ireland haha.

Haha I'm irish and this makes me laugh, my roomates english and I killed her! (figuratively) man I'm a fun man

10 Say that a president is better than a queen

Some of us might agree with you. - PositronWildhawk

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