Top Ten Ways to Get Away with Murder
The Top Ten
1 Once you murder someone use acid to burn the body and then clean up the house so there is no blood and the cops will never know a thing.
Don't forget to act casual
2 When you kill someone don't make the victims bleed or scream just simply put your victim on a chair and tie the victims up and then burn them in lava.
Nope if you get lave and bring it to you're house in like a really strong metal container
Don't forget to put duct tape on their lips
3 Before killing a person get a group of people to frame then kill your victim once you do that put a wire on the people you got and tell them to tell the cops you are innocent and if they try to tell on you they will get bombed.
4 Kill someone then hide the evidence by hacking into the FBI files and put the man you killed on there files as solved and put reasons after that go far away and put the body in a grave where you said it will be in your FBI files you hacked.
5 Before killing someone work for the police then ask the chief if you can solve the case after that invite your partner to your house then show your victim and stab yourself and blame it on your partner.
6 This is the easiest way to get away with murder just simply go tell everyone what you did and say you need special treatment they will do it and you won't go to prison for murder.
7 Once you kill someone if you have an animal cut your victim to small pieces then feed it to the animals try to feed the victim to a predator just in case the animal throws up and people will think the animal ate the victim.
8 If you kill a person cut your victim into small pieces and eat him yourself and all evidence will be gone.
9 Before killing your victim buy groceries and then find a place you can build a underground house then you can kill your victim and if you get caught run to your underground house and stay there for years after that everyone will forget what you did.
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10 Once you kill a person go to a cave and peal off the victims skin and wash off the blood if you do that if someone sees it they will think it was along time ago and that will take you off as a suspect.
The Contenders
11 Before you kill your victim put the victim on a picnic mat and when after you shoot him hide him in a dustbin and wash the picnic mat
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