Top Ten Ways to Get Expelled From School


The Top Ten

1 Have sex at school


And get caught.

It's in fact a disaster to do this at school and can bring up many personal problems beside 100% sure you will get expelled - AbdRahmanSalah

I had sex at school and get caught twice with the principles daughter, not expelled

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2 Fail all tests

This would more likely get you disowned by your family, especially if you're Asian

love it

You wouldn't get expelled for this - jmepa1234

You go to school to learn not to fail so definitely a total failure will be expelled from school to give a chance for other succesful persons - AbdRahmanSalah

3 Pull the fire alarm when there is no fire

The annoying popular kids did that and they got suspended. - sadical

This will definitely get you expelled - jmepa1234

Great idea

Hpeend gues what no one gives a f-word so funy I was a 7th grade my and my friends were hanging out and then there was the dumb guy we told him on joke to push the fire alarm then the thechre came and no ditention

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4 Insult a teacher

Depends how badly you insult them - jmepa1234

5 Bring drugs to school

More than just getting expelled from school, you may go to jail don't you ever think about doing it in school strict good schoola will never cover you up or forgive you - AbdRahmanSalah

"Don't take drugs, kid! Don't take drugs! " - jmepa1234

6 Fight with a mate

Good good good

This might get a detention not an expelling - jmepa1234

7 Intentionally destroy school facilities
8 Dab in school

EVERYONE in my school dabs. The teachers absolutely hate it, and everyone goes to detention, but no one gets expelled

Dab on the haters. - sadical

People who dab in school (or people who dab in general) deserve to be thrown in a mental facility

Definitely agree

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9 Go to school naked

I am so doing this! Thank you.

Nobody did it in my school but that's really weird, don't think about it.

It works great I didn't do it but another kid did and he expelled from all schools in New Jersey

10 Killing your teacher

Lol yea don't

Ummm... Not unless you wanna go to jail or prision!

The Contenders

11 Bring in nuts every day
12 Start a fire

That will definitely get you expelled

13 Watch porn

The main reason I got expelled from my first school I had porn on mobile and I started sending and spreading it between my mates - AbdRahmanSalah

Are thechers know about this and no one gives a S-word

14 Strip for people in the hallway

Not if the principal is pedo

15 Skip school

I did this but I only got 5 after school detentions that lasted 2 and a half hours

16 Not do your work

You can get expelled for not doing work! *rushes into room and does her thirty missing assignments* - happyhappyjoyjoy

17 Squeeze a teacher's boob

This is hilarious

18 Murder anyone

A guaranteed expulsion!

19 Threatening someone with a weapon
20 Wear a micro-mini dress to school
21 Hotbox your classroom and gym on 4/20 with a lot of weed

I did this and had to go to juvenile for 30 days

this was before marijuana was legalized

22 Hit the headmaster

I got expelled for swearing and hit the head master

23 Playing games in class

I did

24 Smash a chair over a peers head.
25 Burn the School

Very effective

Ye ye

26 Pee on the floor
27 Vape in the school
28 Smoke inside the school

Smoking a cigarette inside my math class has been one of the best memory's I had of school before getting expelled when the kids ratted on me

29 Masturbate in class

Masturbating in class got me expelled ) :

30 Hit someone with a chair, in the face
31 Having your friend take pills out of your backpack and you snatching them back

"someone took someone else pills and while the other someone tried snatching them back a teacher saw and thought they were drug dealing and got expelled"

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