Top Ten Ways to Get Expelled From School

The Top Ten
1 Have sex at school

Well considering sex is very inappropriate to do at school, you will most likely get expelled and if you don’t get expelled, you’ll get a long suspension.

I had sex at school and get caught twice with the principles daughter, not expelled

This is actually not a way to get expelled. You'll be suspended

Why would you? I've found a condom (used =-O ) in my school

2 Fail all tests

This would more likely get you disowned by your family, especially if you're Asian

If you failed every test, you'll just end up repeating a grade

You wouldn't get expelled for this

If you did this on purpose, you’re probably just asking to get expelled.

3 Pull the fire alarm when there is no fire

The annoying popular kids did that and they got suspended.

I pulled the fire alarm when I made a numbers list

This will definitely get you expelled

Great idea

4 Bring drugs to school

"Don't take drugs, kid! Don't take drugs! "

You are 100% going to be expelled!

If you bring drugs you’ll mostly be on probation and be put in a alternative school trust me I’ve been expelled 5x

More than just getting expelled from school, you may go to jail don't you ever think about doing it in school strict good schoola will never cover you up or forgive you

5 Intentionally destroy school facilities

You might be expelled.

6 Insult a teacher

Depends how badly you insult them

7 Fight with a mate

This might get a detention not an expelling

Good good good

8 Go to school naked

There’s no luck for you if you go to school naked! You better give your parents a heads up before you go to school, if your planning on expelling yourself for going to school naked!

It works great I didn't do it but another kid did and he expelled from all schools in New Jersey

Nobody did it in my school but that's really weird, don't think about it.

I am so doing this! Thank you.

9 Bring in nuts every day

Well, they’re banned in some schools because of nut allergies so you’re putting the lives of people with but allergies in danger if you do this.

Peanut butter was banned in my school

10 Start a fire

It would be very effective and might become a mass murder

That will definitely get you expelled

Very effective

The Contenders
11 Strip for people in the hallway

Not if the principal is pedo

98% chance you’ll get expelled!

12 Watch porn

Are thechers know about this and no one gives a S-word

The internet has many, many porn sites and it’s probably why some of them aren’t blocked on school computers.

You’ll probably get suspended.

The main reason I got expelled from my first school I had porn on mobile and I started sending and spreading it between my mates

13 Harass a teacher

This is hilarious

Depends on what it is, but if it’s shape or in any way harmful...EXPULSION!

14 Assault the staff

I got expelled for swearing and hit the head master

15 Threaten someone with a weapon
16 Skip school

I did this but I only got 5 after school detentions that lasted 2 and a half hours

17 Not do your work

You can get expelled for not doing work! *rushes into room and does her thirty missing assignments*

18 Seduce your teacher

You want to bust a nut? go to the school and seduce a pedophile.

19 Pee on the floor

I did in 2nd grade.

20 Masturbate in class

Masturbating in class got me expelled ) :

21 Blow up the school

well you will probably kill the headteacher before the expell you so... YOU DO YOU

22 Dress inappropriately

Why would wear revealing clothing to distract people in a learning environment?

23 Do drugs

I did this and had to go to juvenile for 30 days

this was before marijuana was legalized

24 Walk out of the school
25 Smoke

Smoking a cigarette inside my math class has been one of the best memory's I had of school before getting expelled when the kids ratted on me

We’re gonna truck smoke spin spin spin

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