Top Ten Ways to Get Expelled From School

haha

And get caught.

It's in fact a disaster to do this at school and can bring up many personal problems beside 100% sure you will get expelled - AbdRahmanSalah

I had sex at school and get caught twice with the principles daughter, not expelled

This would more likely get you disowned by your family, especially if you're Asian

love it

You wouldn't get expelled for this - jmepa1234

You go to school to learn not to fail so definitely a total failure will be expelled from school to give a chance for other succesful persons - AbdRahmanSalah

The annoying popular kids did that and they got suspended. - sadical

This will definitely get you expelled - jmepa1234

Great idea

Hpeend gues what no one gives a f-word so funy I was a 7th grade my and my friends were hanging out and then there was the dumb guy we told him on joke to push the fire alarm then the thechre came and no ditention

Depends how badly you insult them - jmepa1234

More than just getting expelled from school, you may go to jail don't you ever think about doing it in school strict good schoola will never cover you up or forgive you - AbdRahmanSalah

"Don't take drugs, kid! Don't take drugs! " - jmepa1234

Good good good

This might get a detention not an expelling - jmepa1234

EVERYONE in my school dabs. The teachers absolutely hate it, and everyone goes to detention, but no one gets expelled

Dab on the haters. - sadical

People who dab in school (or people who dab in general) deserve to be thrown in a mental facility

Definitely agree

I am so doing this! Thank you.

Nobody did it in my school but that's really weird, don't think about it.

It works great I didn't do it but another kid did and he expelled from all schools in New Jersey

That will definitely get you expelled

The main reason I got expelled from my first school I had porn on mobile and I started sending and spreading it between my mates - AbdRahmanSalah

Are thechers know about this and no one gives a S-word

Not if the principal is pedo

I did this but I only got 5 after school detentions that lasted 2 and a half hours

You can get expelled for not doing work! *rushes into room and does her thirty missing assignments* - happyhappyjoyjoy

This is hilarious

A guaranteed expulsion!

I did this and had to go to juvenile for 30 days

this was before marijuana was legalized

I got expelled for swearing and hit the head master

I did

Very effective

Ye ye

Smoking a cigarette inside my math class has been one of the best memory's I had of school before getting expelled when the kids ratted on me

Masturbating in class got me expelled ) :

"someone took someone else pills and while the other someone tried snatching them back a teacher saw and thought they were drug dealing and got expelled"