Top Ten Ways to Get Expelled From School


The Top Ten

1 Have sex at school

It's in fact a disaster to do this at school and can bring up many personal problems beside 100% sure you will get expelled - AbdRahmanSalah

I had sex at school and get caught twice with the principles daughter, not expelled

And get caught.

Why would you? I've found a condom (used =-O ) in my school - jmepa1234

2 Fail all tests

This would more likely get you disowned by your family, especially if you're Asian

You wouldn't get expelled for this - jmepa1234

You go to school to learn not to fail so definitely a total failure will be expelled from school to give a chance for other succesful persons - AbdRahmanSalah

love it

3 Pull the fire alarm when there is no fire

The annoying popular kids did that and they got suspended. - sadical

This will definitely get you expelled - jmepa1234

Great idea

df nah

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4 Bring drugs to school

More than just getting expelled from school, you may go to jail don't you ever think about doing it in school strict good schoola will never cover you up or forgive you - AbdRahmanSalah

"Don't take drugs, kid! Don't take drugs! " - jmepa1234

5 Insult a teacher

Depends how badly you insult them - jmepa1234

6 Intentionally destroy school facilities
7 Fight with a mate

This might get a detention not an expelling - jmepa1234

8 Dab in school

People who dab in school (or people who dab in general) deserve to be thrown in a mental facility

Bothers teachers but you definitely won't get expelled.

Definitely agree

Dab on the haters. - sadical

9 Go to school naked

It works great I didn't do it but another kid did and he expelled from all schools in New Jersey

Nobody did it in my school but that's really weird, don't think about it.

I am so doing this! Thank you.

10 Bring in nuts every day

The Contenders

11 Start a fire

That will definitely get you expelled

12 Killing your teacher

Lol yea don't

Ummm... Not unless you wanna go to jail or prision!

13 Watch porn

The main reason I got expelled from my first school I had porn on mobile and I started sending and spreading it between my mates - AbdRahmanSalah

Are thechers know about this and no one gives a S-word

14 Strip for people in the hallway

Not if the principal is pedo

15 Skip school

I did this but I only got 5 after school detentions that lasted 2 and a half hours

16 Not do your work

You can get expelled for not doing work! *rushes into room and does her thirty missing assignments* - happyhappyjoyjoy

17 Wear a micro-mini dress to school
18 Hotbox your classroom and gym on 4/20 with a lot of weed

I did this and had to go to juvenile for 30 days

this was before marijuana was legalized

19 Hit the headmaster

I got expelled for swearing and hit the head master

20 Playing games in class

I did

21 Smash a chair over a peers head.
22 Murder anyone

A guaranteed expulsion!

23 Burn the School

Very effective

Ye ye

24 Threatening someone with a weapon
25 Pee on the floor
26 Vape in the school
27 Squeeze a teacher's boob
28 Smoke inside the school

Smoking a cigarette inside my math class has been one of the best memory's I had of school before getting expelled when the kids ratted on me

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