Top Ten Ways to Get Expelled From SchoolAbdRahmanSalah
The Top Ten
This is actually not a way to get expelled. You'll be suspended
The only place to have sex is in the privacy of your own home. That’s it. - JoeBoi
And get caught.
If you failed every test, you'll just end up repeating a grade - jameshoward
If you did this on purpose, you’re probably just asking to get expelled. - JoeBoi
This would more likely get you disowned by your family, especially if you're Asian
You wouldn't get expelled for this - jmepa1234
I pulled the fire alarm when I made a numbers list
The annoying popular kids did that and they got suspended. - sadical
This will definitely get you expelled - jmepa1234
"someone took someone else pills and while the other someone tried snatching them back a teacher saw and thought they were drug dealing and got expelled"
More than just getting expelled from school, you may go to jail don't you ever think about doing it in school strict good schoola will never cover you up or forgive you - AbdRahmanSalah
"Don't take drugs, kid! Don't take drugs! " - jmepa1234
If you bring drugs you’ll mostly be on probation and be put in a alternative school trust me I’ve been expelled 5x
Depends how badly you insult them - jmepa1234
Good good good
This might get a detention not an expelling - jmepa1234
Who would do this? - JoeBoi
It works great I didn't do it but another kid did and he expelled from all schools in New Jersey
I am so doing this! Thank you.
Nobody did it in my school but that's really weird, don't think about it.
Well, they’re banned in some schools because of nut allergies so you’re putting the lives of people with but allergies in danger if you do this. - JoeBoi
It would be very effective and might become a mass murder
That will definitely get you expelled
Not if the principal is pedo
The internet has many, many porn sites and it’s probably why some of them aren’t blocked on school computers. - JoeBoi
The main reason I got expelled from my first school I had porn on mobile and I started sending and spreading it between my mates - AbdRahmanSalah
Are thechers know about this and no one gives a S-word
I did this but I only got 5 after school detentions that lasted 2 and a half hours
You can get expelled for not doing work! *rushes into room and does her thirty missing assignments* - happyhappyjoyjoy
This is hilarious
I got expelled for swearing and hit the head master
Why would wear revealing clothing to distract people in a learning environment? - JoeBoi
I did this and had to go to juvenile for 30 days
this was before marijuana was legalized
Wait, why would you wanna go BACK?
Smoking a cigarette inside my math class has been one of the best memory's I had of school before getting expelled when the kids ratted on me
Masturbating in class got me expelled ) :
You want to bust a nut? go to the school and seduce a pedophile.