Top Ten Ways to Get Expelled From School

This is actually not a way to get expelled. You'll be suspended

The only place to have sex is in the privacy of your own home. That’s it. - JoeBoi

It's in fact a disaster to do this at school and can bring up many personal problems beside 100% sure you will get expelled - AbdRahmanSalah

I had sex at school and get caught twice with the principles daughter, not expelled

If you failed every test, you'll just end up repeating a grade - jameshoward

If you did this on purpose, you’re probably just asking to get expelled. - JoeBoi

This would more likely get you disowned by your family, especially if you're Asian

You wouldn't get expelled for this - jmepa1234

I pulled the fire alarm when I made a numbers list

The annoying popular kids did that and they got suspended. - sadical

This will definitely get you expelled - jmepa1234

Great idea

"someone took someone else pills and while the other someone tried snatching them back a teacher saw and thought they were drug dealing and got expelled"

More than just getting expelled from school, you may go to jail don't you ever think about doing it in school strict good schoola will never cover you up or forgive you - AbdRahmanSalah

"Don't take drugs, kid! Don't take drugs! " - jmepa1234

If you bring drugs you’ll mostly be on probation and be put in a alternative school trust me I’ve been expelled 5x

Depends how badly you insult them - jmepa1234

Good good good

This might get a detention not an expelling - jmepa1234

Who would do this? - JoeBoi

It works great I didn't do it but another kid did and he expelled from all schools in New Jersey

I am so doing this! Thank you.

Nobody did it in my school but that's really weird, don't think about it.

Well, they’re banned in some schools because of nut allergies so you’re putting the lives of people with but allergies in danger if you do this. - JoeBoi

Not if the principal is pedo

The internet has many, many porn sites and it’s probably why some of them aren’t blocked on school computers. - JoeBoi

The main reason I got expelled from my first school I had porn on mobile and I started sending and spreading it between my mates - AbdRahmanSalah

Are thechers know about this and no one gives a S-word

I did this but I only got 5 after school detentions that lasted 2 and a half hours

You can get expelled for not doing work! *rushes into room and does her thirty missing assignments* - happyhappyjoyjoy

This is hilarious

I got expelled for swearing and hit the head master

Why would wear revealing clothing to distract people in a learning environment? - JoeBoi

I did this and had to go to juvenile for 30 days

this was before marijuana was legalized

I did in 2nd grade.

You want to bust a nut? go to the school and seduce a pedophile.

I did

Wait, why would you wanna go BACK?

Smoking a cigarette inside my math class has been one of the best memory's I had of school before getting expelled when the kids ratted on me

Masturbating in class got me expelled ) :