Top Ten Ways to Get Expelled From School
The Top Ten
This is actually not a way to get expelled. You'll be suspended
It's in fact a disaster to do this at school and can bring up many personal problems beside 100% sure you will get expelled
Well considering sex is very inappropriate to do at school, you will most likely get expelled and if you don’t get expelled, you’ll get a long suspension.
I had sex at school and get caught twice with the principles daughter, not expelled
If you failed every test, you'll just end up repeating a grade - jameshoward
If you did this on purpose, you’re probably just asking to get expelled. - JoeBoi
This would more likely get you disowned by your family, especially if you're Asian
You wouldn't get expelled for this - jmepa1234
The annoying popular kids did that and they got suspended.
I pulled the fire alarm when I made a numbers list
This will definitely get you expelled
Great idea
"someone took someone else pills and while the other someone tried snatching them back a teacher saw and thought they were drug dealing and got expelled"
More than just getting expelled from school, you may go to jail don't you ever think about doing it in school strict good schoola will never cover you up or forgive you
"Don't take drugs, kid! Don't take drugs! "
You are 100% going to be expelled!
You might be expelled.
Depends how badly you insult them - jmepa1234
Good good good
This might get a detention not an expelling - jmepa1234
There’s no luck for you if you go to school naked! You better give your parents a heads up before you go to school, if your planning on expelling yourself for going to school naked!
It works great I didn't do it but another kid did and he expelled from all schools in New Jersey
Nobody did it in my school but that's really weird, don't think about it.
I am so doing this! Thank you.
Not if the principal is pedo
98% chance you’ll get expelled!
The main reason I got expelled from my first school I had porn on mobile and I started sending and spreading it between my mates
Are thechers know about this and no one gives a S-word
You’ll probably get suspended.
The internet has many, many porn sites and it’s probably why some of them aren’t blocked on school computers.
The Contenders
Peanut butter was banned in my school
Well, they’re banned in some schools because of nut allergies so you’re putting the lives of people with but allergies in danger if you do this.
It would be very effective and might become a mass murder
Very effective
That will definitely get you expelled
Ye ye
Depends on what it is, but if it’s shape or in any way harmful...EXPULSION!
This is hilarious
EXPELLED!
I did this but I only got 5 after school detentions that lasted 2 and a half hours
You can get expelled for not doing work! *rushes into room and does her thirty missing assignments* - happyhappyjoyjoy
I got expelled for swearing and hit the head master
I did in 2nd grade.
You want to bust a nut? go to the school and seduce a pedophile.
Why would wear revealing clothing to distract people in a learning environment? - JoeBoi
I did this and had to go to juvenile for 30 days
this was before marijuana was legalized
I did
Masturbating in class got me expelled ) :
Wait, why would you wanna go BACK?