Top Ten Ways to Get Expelled From School

AbdRahmanSalah

The Top Ten

1 Have sex at school

This is actually not a way to get expelled. You'll be suspended

The only place to have sex is in the privacy of your own home. That’s it. - JoeBoi

haha

And get caught.

2 Fail all tests

If you failed every test, you'll just end up repeating a grade - jameshoward

If you did this on purpose, you’re probably just asking to get expelled. - JoeBoi

This would more likely get you disowned by your family, especially if you're Asian

You wouldn't get expelled for this - jmepa1234

3 Pull the fire alarm when there is no fire

I pulled the fire alarm when I made a numbers list

The annoying popular kids did that and they got suspended. - sadical

This will definitely get you expelled - jmepa1234

Great idea

4 Bring drugs to school

"someone took someone else pills and while the other someone tried snatching them back a teacher saw and thought they were drug dealing and got expelled"

More than just getting expelled from school, you may go to jail don't you ever think about doing it in school strict good schoola will never cover you up or forgive you - AbdRahmanSalah

"Don't take drugs, kid! Don't take drugs! " - jmepa1234

If you bring drugs you’ll mostly be on probation and be put in a alternative school trust me I’ve been expelled 5x

5 Insult a teacher

Depends how badly you insult them - jmepa1234

6 Fight with a mate

Good good good

This might get a detention not an expelling - jmepa1234

7 Intentionally destroy school facilities
8 Go to school naked

Who would do this? - JoeBoi

It works great I didn't do it but another kid did and he expelled from all schools in New Jersey

I am so doing this! Thank you.

Nobody did it in my school but that's really weird, don't think about it.

9 Bring in nuts every day

Well, they’re banned in some schools because of nut allergies so you’re putting the lives of people with but allergies in danger if you do this. - JoeBoi

10 Start a fire

It would be very effective and might become a mass murder

Very effective

Ye ye

That will definitely get you expelled

The Contenders

11 Strip for people in the hallway

Not if the principal is pedo

12 Watch porn

The internet has many, many porn sites and it’s probably why some of them aren’t blocked on school computers. - JoeBoi

The main reason I got expelled from my first school I had porn on mobile and I started sending and spreading it between my mates - AbdRahmanSalah

Are thechers know about this and no one gives a S-word

13 Skip school

I did this but I only got 5 after school detentions that lasted 2 and a half hours

14 Not do your work

You can get expelled for not doing work! *rushes into room and does her thirty missing assignments* - happyhappyjoyjoy

15 Threaten someone with a weapon
16 Harass a teacher

This is hilarious

17 Hit the headmaster

I got expelled for swearing and hit the head master

18 Dress inappropriately

Why would wear revealing clothing to distract people in a learning environment? - JoeBoi

19 Do drugs

I did this and had to go to juvenile for 30 days

this was before marijuana was legalized

20 Play games in class

I did

21 Assault someone
22 Pee on the floor
23 Vape
24 Trespass

Wait, why would you wanna go BACK?

25 Smoke

Smoking a cigarette inside my math class has been one of the best memory's I had of school before getting expelled when the kids ratted on me

26 Masturbate in class

Masturbating in class got me expelled ) :

27 Seduce your teacher

You want to bust a nut? go to the school and seduce a pedophile.

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