Top Ten Ways to Get Expelled From School

The Top Ten

Have sex at school

This is actually not a way to get expelled. You'll be suspended

It's in fact a disaster to do this at school and can bring up many personal problems beside 100% sure you will get expelled

Well considering sex is very inappropriate to do at school, you will most likely get expelled and if you don’t get expelled, you’ll get a long suspension.

I had sex at school and get caught twice with the principles daughter, not expelled

Fail all tests

If you failed every test, you'll just end up repeating a grade - jameshoward

If you did this on purpose, you’re probably just asking to get expelled. - JoeBoi

This would more likely get you disowned by your family, especially if you're Asian

You wouldn't get expelled for this - jmepa1234

Pull the fire alarm when there is no fire

The annoying popular kids did that and they got suspended.

I pulled the fire alarm when I made a numbers list

This will definitely get you expelled

Great idea

Bring drugs to school

"someone took someone else pills and while the other someone tried snatching them back a teacher saw and thought they were drug dealing and got expelled"

More than just getting expelled from school, you may go to jail don't you ever think about doing it in school strict good schoola will never cover you up or forgive you

"Don't take drugs, kid! Don't take drugs! "

You are 100% going to be expelled!

Intentionally destroy school facilities

You might be expelled.

Insult a teacher

Depends how badly you insult them - jmepa1234

Fight with a mate

Good good good

This might get a detention not an expelling - jmepa1234

Go to school naked

There’s no luck for you if you go to school naked! You better give your parents a heads up before you go to school, if your planning on expelling yourself for going to school naked!

It works great I didn't do it but another kid did and he expelled from all schools in New Jersey

Nobody did it in my school but that's really weird, don't think about it.

I am so doing this! Thank you.

Strip for people in the hallway

Not if the principal is pedo

98% chance you’ll get expelled!

Watch porn

The main reason I got expelled from my first school I had porn on mobile and I started sending and spreading it between my mates

Are thechers know about this and no one gives a S-word

You’ll probably get suspended.

The internet has many, many porn sites and it’s probably why some of them aren’t blocked on school computers.

The Contenders

Bring in nuts every day

Peanut butter was banned in my school

Well, they’re banned in some schools because of nut allergies so you’re putting the lives of people with but allergies in danger if you do this.

Start a fire

It would be very effective and might become a mass murder

Very effective

That will definitely get you expelled

Ye ye

Harass a teacher

Depends on what it is, but if it’s shape or in any way harmful...EXPULSION!

This is hilarious

Threaten someone with a weapon


Skip school

I did this but I only got 5 after school detentions that lasted 2 and a half hours

Not do your work

You can get expelled for not doing work! *rushes into room and does her thirty missing assignments* - happyhappyjoyjoy

Assault the staff

I got expelled for swearing and hit the head master

Pee on the floor

I did in 2nd grade.

Seduce your teacher

You want to bust a nut? go to the school and seduce a pedophile.

Dress inappropriately

Why would wear revealing clothing to distract people in a learning environment? - JoeBoi

Do drugs

I did this and had to go to juvenile for 30 days

this was before marijuana was legalized

Play games in class

I did

Masturbate in class

Masturbating in class got me expelled ) :


Wait, why would you wanna go BACK?

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