Top Ten Best Ways to Get Fired From a Job
Don't say I didn't warn you when you try one of these.The Top Ten
1 Punch Your Boss
You're paying the medical bills because you punched your boss
He will punch you back.
2 Constantly Insult Your Boss
3 Insult the Business Your Working For
Well this is your One way Ticket out
4 Tell Your Boss They're Kids Are Ugly
5 Constantly Yell In The Office
The idea is attractive. The scenario is not.
6 Insult Customers
7 Bother Co-Workers
Haha. I think the whole firm would go bust! We all annoy each other!
8 Play Justin Bieber Everyday in the Office
You won't reach everyday. I bet with one single phrase of that thing you'll be on your feet in the street
What if your boss likes Justin Bieber?
9 Never Come To Work
Simple way to get fired. Don't have to go through all other pains. Don't come to work, simple!
10 Wreck the Whole Place
Bring a tank, why don't you?
The Contenders
11 Spill Beer on Your Boss at the Office Party
12 Burn Down the Office
13 Put a Virus On the Business' Computers
14 Argue with Your Boss
Arguing with your boss is a huge no no, even if they're a huge jerk. You just have to bite your tongue and do what they say whether you agree with it or not or regardless of much of a jerk they're being.
15 Take Breaks at Bad Times
Like a coffee break.
16 Poop on Your Bosses Desk
17 Smoke Marijuana
18 Tell Your Boss You Want to Have a Friends with Benefits Relationship with Their Daughter
19 Don't Do Your Job
20 Blast Music
21 Pressure Your Boss Into Having Sex with You
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