Top Ten Ways to Get Kicked Out of School

Warning these events can cause serious trouble
As low as you're parents spanking or punishing you
Or as high
As going to juvenile
But any way you will get kicked out of school

The Top Ten

1 Say you have a bomb

You'll be kicked out of earth!

I don't know why but when I said that I got arrested

This is awesome make sure it works


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2 Try to have sex In school

Again, idiots!

Haha... all of us once did this... the good news is that, it was an overnight activity and the boys and the girls were seperated... and the better news is that it was just play

3 Start a food fight 

I threw KFC I brought at the black kids and they threw sweet tea at me

I started a food fight didn't even get in trouble - 2storm

vote - Nateawesomeness

4 Grab a gun and start shooting

Again, you stupid people!

good idea!


5 Say bad words to a teacher



It worked

6 Get in 3 or more fights

Got in a fight this year. Well, wasn't really a fight, didn't get to really to do anything as the Dean of students was witness. - Therandom

I got in to a lot of fights in 6 the grade

7 Deal illegal drugs

Good stuff

8 Pee on someone

tiny dick

9 Assault your teacher

I would personally rush in the room to defend my teacher, even if I hate her, from whatever idiot decides to! You people who came up with this are crazy idiots! Do you even realize how hard teachers work for ungrateful, whiny brats called my classmates? Ugh, you STUPID PEOPLE!

Whoever would defend the teacher has issues I would personally get involved bend them over stick a battery up their ass and say hi

10 Punch a teacher

Good idea

Nice, wouldn’t try it though

The Newcomers

? Say a lot of inappropriate words
? Being gay


The Contenders

11 Skip class

I Have tried this They let me skip 2 whole days I just walked around the bathroom and the halls and they wont stick me in iss because I want to be in ther ei like it better than school

12 Start a fire

You people are murderous idiots! Anyone who actually tries this should go to jail

done it

13 Yell during a test

I did that 3 hours

14 Pull your teacher's pants down
15 Call 911 on your school for fun


16 Beat up a bully

Happened to my brother once. Not kidding. My brother got expelled and the bully only got detention or something mild like that. Unbelievable. Let's teach kids to not stand up for themselves or fight back when they are being harassed. Not.

17 Be a bully

Does not work at all.

18 Drink beer in front off the principal
19 Have sex with boys

They got to be big too

20 Bring a knife

My friend did this and he only got ISS for two weeks.

21 Pull the fire alarm

This is a felony if done at school. - sherman9872

22 Make yourself transgender
23 Cuss in class
24 Not doing any homework

Not doing your homework can't det you kick out

25 Fart on someone
26 Have a dance battle
27 Slap a teacher
28 Throw a book at the principal
29 Give the middle finger
30 Ask your teacher to have sex with you
31 Put soap and water on the floor and let the teacher slip
32 Do cocaine in the hallways

This dope yooo

33 Sing a song by Justin Bieber


34 Gamble
35 Touch yourself in class
36 Throw a desk at your teacher's face

That will get you into trouble for throwing a desk at your teacher.

37 Moon someone
38 Flash someone
39 Grab the principal's butt
40 Threaten someone with a knife
41 Light a firework
42 Abuse the teachers
43 Be yourself

Be yourself because no body is okay with that these days

44 Bring vodka in school

Tried didn't work got suspended for 4 days

45 Call your teacher a profanity
46 Lick someone's face
47 Being retained twice

I recently got kicked out of school for being retained twice

48 Coming in whenever you want
49 Get caught smoking weed in school

You will get permanently excluded from the school. If you smoke cigarettes you get permanently excluded and a fine

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