Top Ten Ways to Get Kicked Out of School

Warning these events can cause serious trouble
As low as you're parents spanking or punishing you
Or as high
As going to juvenile
But any way you will get kicked out of school

The Top Ten

1 Say you have a bomb

You'll be kicked out of earth!

Why is this the number 1. tried it in my class, and there was no one that though it was real

I don't know why but when I said that I got arrested

If someone said this, and yall post here saying yall got into jail ill be laughing my damn as off at yall - YourMuMGey

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2 Try to have sex In school

Again, idiots!

Haha... all of us once did this... the good news is that, it was an overnight activity and the boys and the girls were seperated... and the better news is that it was just play

3 Start a food fight 

I started a food fight didn't even get in trouble - 2storm

I threw KFC I brought at the black kids and they threw sweet tea at me

It's even worse if it's the movie. - Cyri

vote - Nateawesomeness

4 Grab a gun and start shooting

There was a guy who threatened to SHOOT up the SCHOOL on my HS bus a month ago, and was planning on it and tried to get me and two others he talked to into it. I declined and the others appeared to think he was joking, but he seemed serious.
It was scary but he got reported and was arrested with a felon after the officers did searches and interviews and got kicked out of that school. There was no gun or ammo with him nor the other two guys, and since he was vague enough about it I'm not sure if he was actually gonna do it either the next day or if he was simply blowing off steam, but his life is ruined now.

Again, you stupid people!

good idea!


5 Say bad words to a teacher

It worked



6 Get in 3 or more fights

Got in a fight this year. Well, wasn't really a fight, didn't get to really to do anything as the Dean of students was witness. - Therandom

I got in to a lot of fights in 6 the grade

7 Pee on someone


Not everyone have dicks
Tiny vigina

tiny dick

8 Deal illegal drugs

Good stuff

9 Pull your teacher's pants down

The bitch better be sexy

10 Start a fire

You people are murderous idiots! Anyone who actually tries this should go to jail

done it

Yeet 69 lol

The Contenders

11 Skip class

I'm in the middle of doing it right now

I skipped around 4 classes and nothing happend

I Have tried this They let me skip 2 whole days I just walked around the bathroom and the halls and they wont stick me in iss because I want to be in ther ei like it better than school

12 Assault your teacher

I would personally rush in the room to defend my teacher, even if I hate her, from whatever idiot decides to! You people who came up with this are crazy idiots! Do you even realize how hard teachers work for ungrateful, whiny brats called my classmates? Ugh, you STUPID PEOPLE!

Whoever would defend the teacher has issues I would personally get involved bend them over stick a battery up their ass and say hi

13 Punch a teacher

Good idea

Nice, wouldn’t try it though

14 Slap a teacher
15 Give the middle finger

Thanks it worked!

16 Drink beer in front off the principal

Sounds like somthing I would do oh yah I already did it got kicked out for half the the year

17 Yell during a test

I did that 3 hours

18 Have sex with boys

They got to be big too

Maybe that might work

In 7th grade a guy tried to get in my bathroom stall and was smiling while I was peeing. the other guy nearby threatened to break his hand if he did that again.

Best way yet

19 Pull the fire alarm

This is a felony if done at school. - sherman9872

Uhhh I tried this and they only suspended me for 5 days

20 Call 911 on your school for fun


21 Beat up a bully

Happened to my brother once. Not kidding. My brother got expelled and the bully only got detention or something mild like that. Unbelievable. Let's teach kids to not stand up for themselves or fight back when they are being harassed. Not.

22 Be a bully

Does not work at all.

23 Fart on someone
24 Make yourself transgender

That is just so stupid.

25 Ask your teacher to have sex with you

That will let you to go to jail. LOL

Eyyy did it and now I'm kickt

26 Bring a knife

My friend did this and he only got ISS for two weeks.

27 Throw a book at the principal
28 Be yourself

Be yourself because no body is okay with that these days

My school hates me for this reason. I learned to not care. - Cyri

Lol. Ikr, you can't do anything but EXACTLY as they say. Meaning you can't be yourself. Ever.

29 Cuss in class

Doesn’t work

30 Not doing any homework

Not doing your homework can't det you kick out

31 Have a dance battle
32 Get caught smoking weed in school

You will get permanently excluded from the school. If you smoke cigarettes you get permanently excluded and a fine

I think this is a great idea

You won’t get in trouble if you’re using medical marijuana and you have permission to. - JoeBoi

33 Being gay

What homophobe added this? - Cyri



34 Grab the principal's butt


35 Put soap and water on the floor and let the teacher slip
36 Sing a song by Justin Bieber


37 Gamble
38 Touch yourself in class

I saw a kid do this under the desk once
Nobody told the teacher though

39 Throw a desk at your teacher's face

That will get you into trouble for throwing a desk at your teacher.


40 Threaten someone with a knife
41 Do cocaine in the hallways

This dope yooo

42 Abuse the teachers
43 Coming in whenever you want
44 Call your teacher a profanity
45 Say a lot of inappropriate words
46 Lick someone's face
47 Moon someone
48 Flash someone
49 Being retained twice

I recently got kicked out of school for being retained twice

50 Light a firework
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