Top Ten Ways to Get Kicked Out of School

Warning these events can cause serious trouble
As low as you're parents spanking or punishing you
Or as high
As going to juvenile
But any way you will get kicked out of school

The Top Ten

1 Say you have a bomb

You'll be kicked out of earth!

I don't know why but when I said that I got arrested

This is awesome make sure it works


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2 Try to have sex In school

Again, idiots!

Haha... all of us once did this... the good news is that, it was an overnight activity and the boys and the girls were seperated... and the better news is that it was just play

3 Start a food fight 

I threw KFC I brought at the black kids and they threw sweet tea at me

I started a food fight didn't even get in trouble - 2storm

vote - Nateawesomeness

4 Say bad words to a teacher



It worked

5 Grab a gun and start shooting

Again, you stupid people!

good idea!


6 Get in 3 or more fights

Got in a fight this year. Well, wasn't really a fight, didn't get to really to do anything as the Dean of students was witness. - Therandom

I got in to a lot of fights in 6 the grade

7 Deal illegal drugs
8 Pee on someone

tiny dick

9 Assault your teacher

I would personally rush in the room to defend my teacher, even if I hate her, from whatever idiot decides to! You people who came up with this are crazy idiots! Do you even realize how hard teachers work for ungrateful, whiny brats called my classmates? Ugh, you STUPID PEOPLE!

Whoever would defend the teacher has issues I would personally get involved bend them over stick a battery up their ass and say hi

10 Skip class

I Have tried this They let me skip 2 whole days I just walked around the bathroom and the halls and they wont stick me in iss because I want to be in ther ei like it better than school

The Newcomers

? Call your teacher a profanity
? Bring vodka in school

The Contenders

11 Punch a teacher

Good idea

Nice, wouldn’t try it though

12 Yell during a test

I did that 3 hours

13 Start a fire

You people are murderous idiots! Anyone who actually tries this should go to jail

done it

14 Be a bully

Does not work at all.

15 Call 911 on your school for fun


16 Beat up a bully

Happened to my brother once. Not kidding. My brother got expelled and the bully only got detention or something mild like that. Unbelievable. Let's teach kids to not stand up for themselves or fight back when they are being harassed. Not.

17 Have sex with boys

They got to be big too

18 Pull the fire alarm

This is a felony if done at school. - sherman9872

19 Pull your teacher's pants down
20 Make yourself transgender
21 Drink beer in front off the principal
22 Bring a knife

My friend did this and he only got ISS for two weeks.

23 Not doing any homework

Not doing your homework can't det you kick out

24 Fart on someone
25 Have a dance battle
26 Slap a teacher
27 Cuss in class
28 Put soap and water on the floor and let the teacher slip
29 Give the middle finger
30 Do cocaine in the hallways

This dope yooo

31 Gamble
32 Touch yourself in class
33 Ask your teacher to have sex with you
34 Throw a desk at your teacher's face

That will get you into trouble for throwing a desk at your teacher.

35 Moon someone
36 Flash someone
37 Grab the principal's butt
38 Threaten someone with a knife
39 Light a firework
40 Throw a book at the principal
41 Sing a song by Justin Bieber
42 Lick someone's face
43 Being retained twice

I recently got kicked out of school for being retained twice

44 Abuse the teachers
45 Be yourself

Be yourself because no body is okay with that these days

46 Coming in whenever you want
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