Top Ten Ways to Get Kicked Out of School

Warning these events can cause serious trouble
As low as you're parents spanking or punishing you
Or as high
As going to juvenile
But any way you will get kicked out of school

The Top Ten

1 Say you have a bomb

You'll be kicked out of earth!

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2 Try to have sex In school

Again, idiots!

3 Start a food fight 

I started a food fight didn't even get in trouble - 2storm

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4 Say bad words to a teacher



5 Grab a gun and start shooting

Again, you stupid people!

6 Get in 3 or more fights

Got in a fight this year. Well, wasn't really a fight, didn't get to really to do anything as the Dean of students was witness. - Therandom

I got in to a lot of fights in 6 the grade

7 Pee on someone
8 Deal illegal drugs
9 Assault your teacher

I would personally rush in the room to defend my teacher, even if I hate her, from whatever idiot decides to! You people who came up with this are crazy idiots! Do you even realize how hard teachers work for ungrateful, whiny brats called my classmates? Ugh, you STUPID PEOPLE!

10 Have sex with boys

They got to be big too

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? Do cocaine in the hallways

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11 Skip class

I Have tried this They let me skip 2 whole days I just walked around the bathroom and the halls and they wont stick me in iss because I want to be in ther ei like it better than school

12 Start a fire

You people are murderous idiots! Anyone who actually tries this should go to jail

13 Beat up a bully

Happened to my brother once. Not kidding. My brother got expelled and the bully only got detention or something mild like that. Unbelievable. Let's teach kids to not stand up for themselves or fight back when they are being harassed. Not. - eventer51314

14 Call 911 on your school for fun
15 Be a bully
16 Fart on someone
17 Yell during a test

I did that 3 hours

18 Punch a teacher
19 Pull your teacher's pants down
20 Not doing any homework
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