Top Ten Ways to Get Kicked Out of School

Warning these events can cause serious trouble. As low as you're parents spanking or punishing you or as high as going to juvenile detention. But anyway you will get kicked out of school.
The Top Ten
1 Say you have a bomb

You'll be kicked out of earth!

Your friend is arab and he's is in isis so he will blow up the school

2 Deal illegal drugs

Done that they still don't know I was the one that gives it out at school carnivals haha

3 Try to have sex in school

In 7th grade a guy tried to get in my bathroom stall and was smiling while I was peeing. the other guy nearby threatened to break his hand if he did that again.

They got to be big too

Maybe that might work

Best way possible

4 Say bad words to a teacher

Detention is coming

I got suspended..

5 Grab a gun and start shooting

There was a guy who threatened to SHOOT up the SCHOOL on my HS bus a month ago, and was planning on it and tried to get me and two others he talked to into it. I declined and the others appeared to think he was joking, but he seemed serious.
It was scary but he got reported and was arrested with a felon after the officers did searches and interviews and got kicked out of that school. There was no gun or ammo with him nor the other two guys, and since he was vague enough about it I'm not sure if he was actually gonna do it either the next day or if he was simply blowing off steam, but his life is ruined now.

Do you have brain damage or something?

How can I buy or make guns?

6 Get in a fight
7 Pee on someone
8 Start a fire

I did this and my teacher walked out with a bucket and just left me

I have done it

9 Start a food fight 

It's even worse if it's the movie.

I threw KFC I brought at the black kids and they threw sweet tea at me

10 Skip class

Did it multiple times and broke the rules and now I'm in the school I was supposed to be in

The Contenders
11 Pull your teacher's pants down

I can pull pants down

12 Be yourself

My school hates me for this reason. I learned to not care.

13 Assault your teacher

Great news 2020s students we are bringing back the cane!

14 Be a bully

I wish bullies could get kicked out of school.

15 Bring a knife

Been there done that and it didn't end well cos I got it taken off me by the pigs

16 Fart on someone
17 Yell during a test

I did that 3 hours

18 Give the middle finger

I do that every day

Thanks it worked!

19 Drink beer in front of the principal

Beer no vodka yes aha

20 Beat up a bully

Happened to my brother once. Not kidding. My brother got expelled and the bully only got detention or something mild like that. Unbelievable. Let's teach kids to not stand up for themselves or fight back when they are being harassed. Not.

I hate my school's stupid zero tolerance policy. Hell, you'll still get in trouble even if you don't fight back.

21 Pull the fire alarm

This is a felony if done at school.

Try not to get busted

22 Not do any homework
23 Threaten someone with a knife

I actually witnessed someone doing this. The guy who did it got suspended from school because he threatened a teacher with a knife

24 Throw a book at the principal
25 Call 911 on your school for fun
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