Top Ten Ways to Get Kicked Out of School

Warning these events can cause serious trouble
As low as you're parents spanking or punishing you
Or as high
As going to juvenile
But any way you will get kicked out of school

The Top Ten

1 Say you have a bomb

You'll be kicked out of earth!

I don't know why but when I said that I got arrested

This is awesome make sure it works

That is so funny. can't stop laugh

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2 Try to have sex In school

Again, idiots!

Haha... all of us once did this... the good news is that, it was an overnight activity and the boys and the girls were seperated... and the better news is that it was just play

3 Start a food fight 

I started a food fight didn't even get in trouble - 2storm

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4 Say bad words to a teacher



It worked

5 Grab a gun and start shooting

Again, you stupid people!

6 Get in 3 or more fights

Got in a fight this year. Well, wasn't really a fight, didn't get to really to do anything as the Dean of students was witness. - Therandom

I got in to a lot of fights in 6 the grade

7 Deal illegal drugs
8 Pee on someone
9 Skip class

I Have tried this They let me skip 2 whole days I just walked around the bathroom and the halls and they wont stick me in iss because I want to be in ther ei like it better than school

10 Assault your teacher

I would personally rush in the room to defend my teacher, even if I hate her, from whatever idiot decides to! You people who came up with this are crazy idiots! Do you even realize how hard teachers work for ungrateful, whiny brats called my classmates? Ugh, you STUPID PEOPLE!

The Contenders

11 Be a bully

Does not work at all.

12 Punch a teacher

Good idea

Nice, wouldn’t try it though

13 Start a fire

You people are murderous idiots! Anyone who actually tries this should go to jail

done it

14 Have sex with boys

They got to be big too

15 Pull the fire alarm

This is a felony if done at school. - sherman9872

16 Call 911 on your school for fun


17 Beat up a bully

Happened to my brother once. Not kidding. My brother got expelled and the bully only got detention or something mild like that. Unbelievable. Let's teach kids to not stand up for themselves or fight back when they are being harassed. Not.

18 Yell during a test

I did that 3 hours

19 Drink beer in front off the principal
20 Pull your teacher's pants down
21 Bring a knife

My friend did this and he only got ISS for two weeks.

22 Not doing any homework

Not doing your homework can't det you kick out

23 Fart on someone
24 Cuss in class
25 Slap a teacher
26 Give the middle finger
27 Gamble
28 Touch yourself in class
29 Ask your teacher to have sex with you
30 Throw a desk at your teacher's face

That will get you into trouble for throwing a desk at your teacher.

31 Put soap and water on the floor and let the teacher slip
32 Threaten someone with a knife
33 Light a firework
34 Throw a book at the principal
35 Do cocaine in the hallways

This dope yooo

36 Have a dance battle
37 Lick someone's face
38 Moon someone
39 Flash someone
40 Grab the principal's butt
41 Being retained twice

I recently got kicked out of school for being retained twice

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