Top Ten Ways to Get Kicked Out of School

Warning these events can cause serious trouble
As low as you're parents spanking or punishing you
Or as high
As going to juvenile
But any way you will get kicked out of school

The Top Ten

1 Say you have a bomb

You'll be kicked out of earth!

I don't know why but when I said that I got arrested

This is awesome make sure it works


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2 Try to have sex In school

Again, idiots!

Haha... all of us once did this... the good news is that, it was an overnight activity and the boys and the girls were seperated... and the better news is that it was just play

3 Start a food fight 

I started a food fight didn't even get in trouble - 2storm

I threw KFC I brought at the black kids and they threw sweet tea at me

It's even worse if it's the movie. - Cyri

vote - Nateawesomeness

4 Grab a gun and start shooting

Again, you stupid people!

good idea!


5 Say bad words to a teacher


It worked


6 Get in 3 or more fights

Got in a fight this year. Well, wasn't really a fight, didn't get to really to do anything as the Dean of students was witness. - Therandom

I got in to a lot of fights in 6 the grade

7 Deal illegal drugs

Good stuff

8 Pee on someone


Not everyone have dicks
Tiny vigina

tiny dick

9 Start a fire

You people are murderous idiots! Anyone who actually tries this should go to jail

done it

Yeet 69 lol

10 Skip class

I'm in the middle of doing it right now

I Have tried this They let me skip 2 whole days I just walked around the bathroom and the halls and they wont stick me in iss because I want to be in ther ei like it better than school

The Contenders

11 Assault your teacher

I would personally rush in the room to defend my teacher, even if I hate her, from whatever idiot decides to! You people who came up with this are crazy idiots! Do you even realize how hard teachers work for ungrateful, whiny brats called my classmates? Ugh, you STUPID PEOPLE!

Whoever would defend the teacher has issues I would personally get involved bend them over stick a battery up their ass and say hi

12 Pull your teacher's pants down
13 Punch a teacher

Good idea

Nice, wouldn’t try it though

14 Drink beer in front off the principal

Sounds like somthing I would do oh yah I already did it got kicked out for half the the year

15 Yell during a test

I did that 3 hours

16 Call 911 on your school for fun


17 Beat up a bully

Happened to my brother once. Not kidding. My brother got expelled and the bully only got detention or something mild like that. Unbelievable. Let's teach kids to not stand up for themselves or fight back when they are being harassed. Not.

18 Be a bully

Does not work at all.

19 Have sex with boys

They got to be big too

Maybe that might work

20 Pull the fire alarm

This is a felony if done at school. - sherman9872

21 Ask your teacher to have sex with you

That will let you to go to jail. LOL

Eyyy did it and now I'm kickt

22 Bring a knife

My friend did this and he only got ISS for two weeks.

23 Give the middle finger
24 Fart on someone
25 Cuss in class

Doesn’t work

26 Not doing any homework

Not doing your homework can't det you kick out

27 Slap a teacher
28 Make yourself transgender
29 Throw a book at the principal
30 Be yourself

Be yourself because no body is okay with that these days

My school hates me for this reason. I learned to not care. - Cyri

Lol. Ikr, you can't do anything but EXACTLY as they say. Meaning you can't be yourself. Ever.

31 Being gay

What homophobe added this? - Cyri



32 Have a dance battle
33 Sing a song by Justin Bieber


34 Get caught smoking weed in school

You will get permanently excluded from the school. If you smoke cigarettes you get permanently excluded and a fine

I think this is a great idea

35 Touch yourself in class

I saw a kid do this under the desk once
Nobody told the teacher though

36 Throw a desk at your teacher's face

That will get you into trouble for throwing a desk at your teacher.


37 Grab the principal's butt


38 Put soap and water on the floor and let the teacher slip
39 Do cocaine in the hallways

This dope yooo

40 Abuse the teachers
41 Gamble
42 Lick someone's face
43 Moon someone
44 Flash someone
45 Being retained twice

I recently got kicked out of school for being retained twice

46 Threaten someone with a knife
47 Light a firework
48 Coming in whenever you want
49 Bring vodka in school

Tried didn't work got suspended for 4 days

50 Call your teacher a profanity
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