Top Ten Ways to Get Kicked Out of School

Warning these events can cause serious trouble. As low as you're parents spanking or punishing you or as high as going to juvenile detention. But anyway you will get kicked out of school.

The Top Ten

Say you have a bomb

Your friend is arab and he's is in isis so he will blow up the school

You'll be kicked out of earth!

That will get you in very big huge amount of trouble

Why is this the number 1. tried it in my class, and there was no one that though it was real

Try to have sex in school

They got to be big too

Again, idiots!

Maybe that might work

In 7th grade a guy tried to get in my bathroom stall and was smiling while I was peeing. the other guy nearby threatened to break his hand if he did that again.

Start a food fight 

I started a food fight didn't even get in trouble - 2storm

I threw KFC I brought at the black kids and they threw sweet tea at me

It's even worse if it's the movie. - Cyri

vote - Nateawesomeness

Say bad words to a teacher

I did this and I all got was a referral it does not work

Detention is coming

I got suspended..

It worked

Grab a gun and start shooting

There was a guy who threatened to SHOOT up the SCHOOL on my HS bus a month ago, and was planning on it and tried to get me and two others he talked to into it. I declined and the others appeared to think he was joking, but he seemed serious.
It was scary but he got reported and was arrested with a felon after the officers did searches and interviews and got kicked out of that school. There was no gun or ammo with him nor the other two guys, and since he was vague enough about it I'm not sure if he was actually gonna do it either the next day or if he was simply blowing off steam, but his life is ruined now.

Again, you stupid people!

good idea!


Pee on someone

Not everyone have dicks
Tiny vigina

tiny dick

Get in a fight

Got in a fight this year. Well, wasn't really a fight, didn't get to really to do anything as the Dean of students was witness. - Therandom

I got in to a lot of fights in 6 the grade

Deal illegal drugs

Good stuff


Skip class

Did it multiple times and broke the rules and now I'm in the school I was supposed to be in

I'm in the middle of doing it right now

I skipped around 4 classes and nothing happend

I Have tried this They let me skip 2 whole days I just walked around the bathroom and the halls and they wont stick me in iss because I want to be in ther ei like it better than school

Start a fire

You people are murderous idiots! Anyone who actually tries this should go to jail

I did this and my teacher walked out with a bucket and just left me

Low key don't do it do it if you really want to lol

I have done it

The Newcomers

? Flash someone

The Contenders

Pull your teacher's pants down

Pray for her goodness you weird person

The bitch better be sexy

Assault your teacher

I would personally rush in the room to defend my teacher, even if I hate her, from whatever idiot decides to! You people who came up with this are crazy idiots! Do you even realize how hard teachers work for ungrateful, whiny brats called my classmates? Ugh, you STUPID PEOPLE!

Whoever would defend the teacher has issues I would personally get involved bend them over stick a battery up their ass and say hi

Great news 2020s students we are bringing back the cane!

Good idea

Be yourself

Be yourself because no body is okay with that these days

My school hates me for this reason. I learned to not care. - Cyri

Lol. Ikr, you can't do anything but EXACTLY as they say. Meaning you can't be yourself. Ever.

Be a bully

I wish bullies could get kicked out of school. - Userguy44

Does not work at all.

Drink beer in front of the principal

Sounds like somthing I would do oh yah I already did it got kicked out for half the the year

Fart on someone
Yell during a test

I did that 3 hours

Give the middle finger

Thanks it worked!

Bring a knife

My friend did this and he only got ISS for two weeks.

Pull the fire alarm

This is a felony if done at school. - sherman9872

Uhhh I tried this and they only suspended me for 5 days

Call 911 on your school for fun



Beat up a bully

Happened to my brother once. Not kidding. My brother got expelled and the bully only got detention or something mild like that. Unbelievable. Let's teach kids to not stand up for themselves or fight back when they are being harassed. Not.

I did that lol nothing happened

Not do any homework

Not doing your homework can't det you kick out

Never do homework I javent been licked out yet

Throw a book at the principal
Ask your teacher to have sex with you

That will let you to go to jail. LOL

Eyyy did it and now I'm kickt

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