Top Ten Ways to Get Kicked Out of School

Warning these events can cause serious trouble
As low as you're parents spanking or punishing you
Or as high
As going to juvenile
But any way you will get kicked out of school

The Top Ten

1 Say you have a bomb

Perfect idea

That will get you in very big huge amount of trouble

Your friend is arab and he's is in isis so he will blow up the school

Why is this the number 1. tried it in my class, and there was no one that though it was real

2 Try to have sex In school

Again, idiots!

Haha... all of us once did this... the good news is that, it was an overnight activity and the boys and the girls were seperated... and the better news is that it was just play

3 Start a food fight 

It's even worse if it's the movie. - Cyri

I threw KFC I brought at the black kids and they threw sweet tea at me

I started a food fight didn't even get in trouble - 2storm

vote - Nateawesomeness

4 Say bad words to a teacher

I did this and I all got was a referral it does not work

I got suspended..

Detention is coming - ElSherlock

It worked

5 Grab a gun and start shooting

There was a guy who threatened to SHOOT up the SCHOOL on my HS bus a month ago, and was planning on it and tried to get me and two others he talked to into it. I declined and the others appeared to think he was joking, but he seemed serious.
It was scary but he got reported and was arrested with a felon after the officers did searches and interviews and got kicked out of that school. There was no gun or ammo with him nor the other two guys, and since he was vague enough about it I'm not sure if he was actually gonna do it either the next day or if he was simply blowing off steam, but his life is ruined now.

Big trouble

Again, you stupid people!

good idea!

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6 Pee on someone

Not everyone have dicks
Tiny vigina

tiny dick

7 Get in 3 or more fights

Got in a fight this year. Well, wasn't really a fight, didn't get to really to do anything as the Dean of students was witness. - Therandom

I got in to a lot of fights in 6 the grade

8 Deal illegal drugs


Good stuff

9 Skip class

Did it multiple times and broke the rules and now I'm in the school I was supposed to be in

I'm in the middle of doing it right now

I skipped around 4 classes and nothing happend

I Have tried this They let me skip 2 whole days I just walked around the bathroom and the halls and they wont stick me in iss because I want to be in ther ei like it better than school

10 Start a fire

Low key don't do it do it if you really want to lol

I have done it

I did this and my teacher walked out with a bucket and just left me

This is bad - ElSherlock


The Contenders

11 Pull your teacher's pants down

Pray for her goodness you weird person

The bitch better be sexy

12 Assault your teacher

Great news 2020s students we are bringing back the cane!

My teacher said that she means what she says and a lot of students say she mean :/ when she said that I said my mum is to and she called my mom and all my mom did was cuss her out [ <>_<>]

Whoever would defend the teacher has issues I would personally get involved bend them over stick a battery up their ass and say hi

I would personally rush in the room to defend my teacher, even if I hate her, from whatever idiot decides to! You people who came up with this are crazy idiots! Do you even realize how hard teachers work for ungrateful, whiny brats called my classmates? Ugh, you STUPID PEOPLE!

13 Punch a teacher

Good idea

Nice, wouldn’t try it though

14 Be yourself

My school hates me for this reason. I learned to not care. - Cyri

Lol. Ikr, you can't do anything but EXACTLY as they say. Meaning you can't be yourself. Ever.

Be yourself because no body is okay with that these days

15 Be a bully

I wish bullies could get kicked out of school. - Userguy44

Does not work at all.

16 Make yourself transgender

Haha, this must be a joke right?

That is just so stupid.

17 Drink beer in front off the principal

Sounds like somthing I would do oh yah I already did it got kicked out for half the the year

18 Fart on someone
19 Yell during a test

I did that 3 hours

20 Have sex with boys

Best way possible

In 7th grade a guy tried to get in my bathroom stall and was smiling while I was peeing. the other guy nearby threatened to break his hand if he did that again.

Maybe that might work

Best way yet

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21 Give the middle finger

Thanks it worked!

22 Bring a knife

My friend did this and he only got ISS for two weeks.

23 Pull the fire alarm

Uhhh I tried this and they only suspended me for 5 days

This is a felony if done at school. - sherman9872

24 Call 911 on your school for fun



25 Beat up a bully

I did that lol nothing happened

Happened to my brother once. Not kidding. My brother got expelled and the bully only got detention or something mild like that. Unbelievable. Let's teach kids to not stand up for themselves or fight back when they are being harassed. Not.

26 Slap a teacher
27 Cuss in class

I did it.It didn't working

Doesn’t work

28 Being gay


What homophobe added this? - Cyri


29 Not doing any homework

Never do homework I javent been licked out yet

Not doing your homework can't det you kick out

30 Throw a book at the principal
31 Ask your teacher to have sex with you

That will let you to go to jail. LOL

Eyyy did it and now I'm kickt

32 Threaten someone with a knife

hell yah

33 Gamble
34 Have a dance battle

Yes it worked

35 Do cocaine in the hallways

Um if they see you doing this they gonn want some too! -taylor hanses

This dope yooo

36 Sing a song by Justin Bieber


37 Get caught smoking weed in school

You will get permanently excluded from the school. If you smoke cigarettes you get permanently excluded and a fine

I think this is a great idea

You won’t get in trouble if you’re using medical marijuana and you have permission to. - JoeBoi

38 Touch yourself in class

I saw a kid do this under the desk once
Nobody told the teacher though

39 Flash someone
40 Light a firework

Throw a rock at the principal

41 Bring vodka in school

I did this once only suspended for 5 days and the principal drank it after

Tried didn't work got suspended for 4 days

42 Grab the principal's butt


43 Put soap and water on the floor and let the teacher slip
44 Abuse the teachers
45 Coming in whenever you want
46 Call your teacher a profanity
47 Say a lot of inappropriate words
48 Throw a desk at your teacher's face


That will get you into trouble for throwing a desk at your teacher.

49 Lick someone's face
50 Moon someone
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