Top Ten Ways to Get Kicked Out of School

Warning these events can cause serious trouble
As low as you're parents spanking or punishing you
Or as high
As going to juvenile
But any way you will get kicked out of school

The Top Ten

1 Say you have a bomb

Perfect idea

That will get you in very big huge amount of trouble

Your friend is arab and he's is in isis so he will blow up the school

Why is this the number 1. tried it in my class, and there was no one that though it was real

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2 Try to have sex In school

Again, idiots!

Haha... all of us once did this... the good news is that, it was an overnight activity and the boys and the girls were seperated... and the better news is that it was just play

3 Start a food fight 

It's even worse if it's the movie. - Cyri

I threw KFC I brought at the black kids and they threw sweet tea at me

I started a food fight didn't even get in trouble - 2storm

vote - Nateawesomeness

4 Grab a gun and start shooting

There was a guy who threatened to SHOOT up the SCHOOL on my HS bus a month ago, and was planning on it and tried to get me and two others he talked to into it. I declined and the others appeared to think he was joking, but he seemed serious.
It was scary but he got reported and was arrested with a felon after the officers did searches and interviews and got kicked out of that school. There was no gun or ammo with him nor the other two guys, and since he was vague enough about it I'm not sure if he was actually gonna do it either the next day or if he was simply blowing off steam, but his life is ruined now.

NO - ElSherlock

Big trouble

good idea!

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5 Say bad words to a teacher

Detention is coming - ElSherlock

It worked



6 Get in 3 or more fights

Got in a fight this year. Well, wasn't really a fight, didn't get to really to do anything as the Dean of students was witness. - Therandom

I got in to a lot of fights in 6 the grade

7 Deal illegal drugs

Good stuff

8 Pee on someone


Not everyone have dicks
Tiny vigina

tiny dick

9 Start a fire

Low key don't do it do it if you really want to lol

I have done it

I did this and my teacher walked out with a bucket and just left me

This is bad - ElSherlock

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10 Skip class

I'm in the middle of doing it right now

I skipped around 4 classes and nothing happend

I Have tried this They let me skip 2 whole days I just walked around the bathroom and the halls and they wont stick me in iss because I want to be in ther ei like it better than school

The Contenders

11 Pull your teacher's pants down

The bitch better be sexy

12 Assault your teacher

Great news 2020s students we are bringing back the cane!

Whoever would defend the teacher has issues I would personally get involved bend them over stick a battery up their ass and say hi

I would personally rush in the room to defend my teacher, even if I hate her, from whatever idiot decides to! You people who came up with this are crazy idiots! Do you even realize how hard teachers work for ungrateful, whiny brats called my classmates? Ugh, you STUPID PEOPLE!

13 Punch a teacher

Good idea

Nice, wouldn’t try it though

14 Drink beer in front off the principal

Sounds like somthing I would do oh yah I already did it got kicked out for half the the year

15 Be a bully

I wish bullies could get kicked out of school. - Userguy44

Does not work at all.

16 Yell during a test

I did that 3 hours

17 Give the middle finger

Thanks it worked!

18 Make yourself transgender

Haha, this must be a joke right?

That is just so stupid.

19 Have sex with boys

Best way possible

In 7th grade a guy tried to get in my bathroom stall and was smiling while I was peeing. the other guy nearby threatened to break his hand if he did that again.

Maybe that might work

Best way yet

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20 Be yourself

My school hates me for this reason. I learned to not care. - Cyri

Lol. Ikr, you can't do anything but EXACTLY as they say. Meaning you can't be yourself. Ever.

Be yourself because no body is okay with that these days

21 Beat up a bully

I did that lol nothing happened

Happened to my brother once. Not kidding. My brother got expelled and the bully only got detention or something mild like that. Unbelievable. Let's teach kids to not stand up for themselves or fight back when they are being harassed. Not.

22 Bring a knife

My friend did this and he only got ISS for two weeks.

23 Pull the fire alarm

Uhhh I tried this and they only suspended me for 5 days

This is a felony if done at school. - sherman9872

24 Slap a teacher
25 Fart on someone
26 Call 911 on your school for fun


27 Cuss in class

Doesn’t work

28 Not doing any homework

Never do homework I javent been licked out yet

Not doing your homework can't det you kick out

29 Throw a book at the principal
30 Ask your teacher to have sex with you

That will let you to go to jail. LOL

Eyyy did it and now I'm kickt

31 Threaten someone with a knife

hell yah

32 Being gay


What homophobe added this? - Cyri



33 Have a dance battle

Yes it worked

34 Do cocaine in the hallways

Um if they see you doing this they gonn want some too! -taylor hanses

This dope yooo

35 Get caught smoking weed in school

You will get permanently excluded from the school. If you smoke cigarettes you get permanently excluded and a fine

I think this is a great idea

You won’t get in trouble if you’re using medical marijuana and you have permission to. - JoeBoi

36 Bring vodka in school

I did this once only suspended for 5 days and the principal drank it after

Tried didn't work got suspended for 4 days

37 Gamble
38 Touch yourself in class

I saw a kid do this under the desk once
Nobody told the teacher though

39 Grab the principal's butt


40 Put soap and water on the floor and let the teacher slip
41 Sing a song by Justin Bieber


42 Call your teacher a profanity
43 Say a lot of inappropriate words
44 Throw a desk at your teacher's face


That will get you into trouble for throwing a desk at your teacher.

45 Lick someone's face
46 Moon someone
47 Flash someone
48 Light a firework

Throw a rock at the principal

49 Abuse the teachers
50 Coming in whenever you want
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