Top 10 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

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The Top Ten

1 Walk around dressed in Black with a fake walkie talkie while humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing yell "Look out!" And push them behind a shelf.

Who doesn't want to get kicked out of walmart. It is my dream. - Ace_of_spades

2 Go into a dressing room and yell "There's no toilet paper in here!"
3 When the announcements come on get on the floor and yell "The Voices! They're back!"

I have always wanted to walk into a random Walmart and get kicked out! - Turkeyasylum

4 Play hide and go seek in the tire section.
5 Have a friend push you in a grocery cart and yell "The British are coming!"
6 Stand in the freezer in the Frozen Foods section.
7 Put a bra and thong in a really mocho looking man's grocery cart.
8 Go up to random people and whisper "I see dead people"
9 Pass out Bananas to random people.
10 Attempt to fly off a high shelf.

The Contenders

11 Knock down wine bottles

Good point! Wine is expensive! - Turkeyasylum

12 Dress in typical Walmart attire blue polo/khaki pants and start belting out orders to employees
13 Grab a package of condoms and ask an employee where the fitting room is.

I know, it's wrong, but it would be a heck of a way to get kicked out! Someone actually did this one, too. - Turkeyasylum

14 Beat up all the employees in the store

That would be a dream come true!

15 Throw a knife at the meanest employee
16 Blow up the store
17 Screaming "The price is too expensive."
18 Bring a gun and shoot the employees
19 Swear at an employee
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1. Walk around dressed in Black with a fake walkie talkie while humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing yell "Look out!" And push them behind a shelf.
2. Go into a dressing room and yell "There's no toilet paper in here!"
3. Play hide and go seek in the tire section.
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