Top Ten Ways to Get Lots of Candy on Halloween

Halloween... it's the most wonderful time of the year, oh wait, that's Christmas, never mind. But Halloween is coming up in a few days, and if you're going trick-or-treating, you want to get lots of candy. Take a look at this list for tips.

The Top Ten

Make your rounds, change your costume, and go again

That would be pretty tiresome, though.

Cool idea...
What about the voice

Holy crap, this is BRILLIANT. Thanks Catacorn.


Pretend you're a doctor getting candy for the sick

As long as you don’t tell the hospital you’re bringing it. - RoseWeasley

Take all the candy in the "please take one" bowls

I would SO do this!

Nah, I wouldn't do that. Whenever I went to go trick-or-treat, when I saw the bowl that says, "Please take one", I would always do so. Though to be honest, I think I was occasionally allowed to have one more piece of candy one time. I don't know, it's been a long time since I did this. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Make sure nobody's watching and dump all the candy in your bag. - Catacorn

No this is bullying to other kids - lol2016

Knock on the door and pull out a gun

That is not nice, nor a good idea. you could get yourself into a lot of trouble not only with the police, but with the owners of the house that you did that and jail / juvinial prison (aka: juvi)!

That sounds kind of violent. It might make things a little worse.

You'll have to hope they have lollipops at the police station if you get caught with wielding a gun. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Don't do this other wise they'll probably call the police and its just rude

If you're too old, say "I'm trick-or-treating for my injured sibling"

Works like a charm. - Catacorn

Start early

Usually, the best candy is given towards the beginning. - Catacorn

Duh. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Buy some at the discount store

The easiest way to get candy. - Catacorn

Attack the "killer clowns"

I'm not sure if it'll work, but have one of your friends dress-up as a clown and you go and "attack them" (make sure that there is no police officer around! ) in front of a bunch of neighbors, if anyone tries to help, tell them to stay back. Let your friend crawl away "injured". And maybe, the neighbors will give you extra candy for your bravery. - Catacorn

Wear a good costume

Don't be like Billy from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy. He dressed up as a mummy using toilet paper to make his costume, and for that, he got a rock instead of candy at one house. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

My costume all accessories
almost was 70 dollars
#deluxe - lol2016

Take the entire bowl from the adult's hand and run

That would be very disrespectful to the adults and for every kids who want candy while trick or treating.

Then you get a free visit from 911

That would not be a good idea. The adults would get very upset.

Never failed me before

The Contenders

Tell people you need candy to donate to a good cause
Bring two bags and said you are trick or treating for your sick sibling

Very smart.

Wear a costume that will give everyone a heart attack
Offer to give them crack
Go door to door until you have done all of the houses in your area
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