Top Ten Ways to Get Lots of Candy on Halloween

Halloween... it's the most wonderful time of the year, oh wait, that's Christmas, never mind. But Halloween is coming up in a few days, and if you're going trick-or-treating, you want to get lots of candy. Take a look at this list for tips.
The Top Ten
1 Make your rounds, change your costume, and go again

That would be pretty tiresome, though.

I've never done this but I will this year

Cool idea...
What about the voice

Holy crap, this is BRILLIANT. Thanks Catacorn.

2 Pretend you're a doctor getting candy for the sick

As long as you don’t tell the hospital you’re bringing it.

a doctor wouldn't want all that candy so just pretend you are a doctor

3 Take all the candy in the "please take one" bowls

Nah, I wouldn't do that. Whenever I went to go trick-or-treat, when I saw the bowl that says, "Please take one", I would always do so. Though to be honest, I think I was occasionally allowed to have one more piece of candy one time. I don't know, it's been a long time since I did this.

Make sure nobody's watching and dump all the candy in your bag.

No this is bullying to other kids

I would SO do this!

4 Knock on the door and pull out a gun

That is not nice, nor a good idea. you could get yourself into a lot of trouble not only with the police, but with the owners of the house that you did that and jail / juvinial prison (aka: juvi)!

You'll have to hope they have lollipops at the police station if you get caught with wielding a gun.

Don't do this other wise they'll probably call the police and its just rude

That sounds kind of violent. It might make things a little worse.

5 If you're too old, say "I'm trick-or-treating for my injured sibling"

Works like a charm.

because it would be rude not to believe them

6 Start early

yes yes yes because they always overestimate their amount of candy they have at this time. The first house I went to one halloween gave us each 2 or 3 handfulls of reeses, hersheys, and kit kats.

Usually, the best candy is given towards the beginning.

7 Buy some at the discount store

if someone runs out of candy you should sell them your 250 pieces of candy to them for about 20 dollars and then on november 1st when candy is like 50 - 75 percent off you can buy like 2000 pieces of candy

8 Attack the "killer clowns"
9 Wear a good costume

Don't be like Billy from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy. He dressed up as a mummy using toilet paper to make his costume, and for that, he got a rock instead of candy at one house.

I was a sheet ghost but I got a lot of candy

My costume all accessories
almost was 70 dollars
#deluxe

10 Take the entire bowl from the adult's hand and run

That would be very disrespectful to the adults and for every kids who want candy while trick or treating.

That would not be a good idea. The adults would get very upset.

Then you get a free visit from 911

Never failed me before

The Contenders
11 Tell people you need candy to donate to a good cause
12 Dress up as a burglar for your Halloween costume
13 Bring two bags and said you are trick or treating for your sick sibling
14 Wear a costume that will give everyone a heart attack
15 Offer to give them crack
16 Go door to door until you have done all of the houses in your area
17 Trick or Treat At Stores
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