Top Ten Best Ways to Get Revenge On a Bully


The Top Ten

1 Fill His Locker With Spiders

"I bet you were pushed around, somebody made you cold, but the cycle ends right now, 'cause you can't lead me down that road." -Taylor Swift "Mean". All this does, is make you the bully. - keycha1n

Are you really suggesting I was being serious with this list? - yellowshadow

Are you kidding me? Spiders=not scary!

I bet their will be a web too! - Nateawesomeness

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2 Put a Whoopie Cushion In His Chair

Most of the ones on this list are way too cruel. This one I could deal with. - Garythesnail

Everyone will think he farted - Nateawesomeness

3 Tie Him Up and Make Him Listen to Justin Bieber

This is just downright cruel and unusual! Tell me more...

His ears will suffer - Nateawesomeness

Sorry but this is a insufficient way. How a bully died for a JB song? - 05yusuf09

Lol. He will be freakout because he hate justin bieber.
R.I.P Bully Ears 2003-2017.

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4 Trip Him In the Hallway and Run Away So He Doesn't Know Who Did It

He will suffer the pain! - Nateawesomeness

5 Tie Him Up and Leave

He will be late to class - Nateawesomeness

6 Fill His Shoes With Mayo

Try honey and chewed gum, I did that once

He will be so grossed out and will probably walk bearfoted - Nateawesomeness

7 Kill Them

Yeah, I'll kill him! Bullies are big problem for kids. - 05yusuf09

Yeah... I want to kill them too... - Sassy13crown

Or can we least incapacitate them without sending them to the hospital?

Um...I think that may be a LITTLE TOO harsh?

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8 Murder His Dog

Uhh, I'm pretty sure the dog did nothing wrong. - SamuiNeko

Ok this is the only item on the list I will never do... this one is just way to cruel, the dog did nothing wrong - Nateawesomeness

What did the dog do to the killer of the dog though? - Skullkid755

Animal abusion!

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9 Force Him to Watch Educational Television

About the consequences of bullying! - MChkflaguard_Yt

Make him watch Teen Titans Go

SpongeBob reference.

To be honest why not force to watch goanimate babies instead - MChkflaguard_Yt

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10 Stab Them With a Knife

Yea why not

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? Strap Them to the Top of the Eiffel Tower

Sounds great!

? Humiliate them

>:) don’t let himher find out though

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11 Burn Them

Burn his nuts.

And hear their screams of agony sounds evil I like it😈

12 Destroy Their Belongings Without Them Knowing

I tried doing this and it worked!

I'd totally do that!

There is a bully at school he's annoying as hell so I started taking away his notebooks and throwing them in the trash (because he barely does his work), but he didn't notice :P
But it's still evil >

13 Blast Him With a Shotgun

I want some idiots dead, and I want to be the one to go for the kill.

That sounds like fun

I was really want to blast my bully Ulubey. - 05yusuf09

14 Kick Him In the Nuts 5 Times

This guy on my bus was kicking and hitting my friend, so I kicked him in the nuts and he screamed like an old lady. - Popsicles

I'd kick him in the nuts 100 times!

Thank you for the idea - TwilightKitsune

15 Martial Arts

I know the perfect move if you're held up against a wall by your collar. It's unbeatable and simple. :)

(I know martial arts and I'm awesome for a white belt. ) - Wolftail

He already is a blackbelt

Karate! - TwilightKitsune

16 Spend Time to Think of the Best Comeback Ever

I need some good comebacks so I can get my revenge on a lot of idiots I know. Got any ideas?

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17 Hurt Them

And how would we hurt them? Try to come up with some ways. I go online for help.

Way too generic, this item.

18 Make Him Part of a Human Centipede
19 Murder His Parents
20 Date His Girlfriend

He will be jealous - Chromium

21 Punch Them In The Nuts

I would love to but he doesn't have any - TwilightKitsune

That would be hilarious to see people doing that.

Like Johnny Cage

22 Murder His Kittens

That's just cruel! I don't even wanna think about that! - Popsicles

Okay this one is a little too much. - railfan99

Nah I would just rip his shirt

23 Get on with your life

I've learned over the years that hating and wanting revenge is exhausting, unnecessary and pointless. In fact, the best "revenge" is to let go of negative emotions and move on. People hate it when they see that their hatred towards you isn't or hasn't affected you. The best revenge is to find happiness. - Britgirl

24 Let Teacher Punish Them

For whatever reason, teachers always seem to show favoritism towards bullies. - railfan99

Yeah a best way to teach them

25 Make a "Top Ten Ways to Kill Him" List On TTT

We're still waiting! hurry up!

26 Tie Them to 500 lb Weights and Force Them to Outrun a Hungry Cheetah
27 Tell the Call of Duty Fanclub He Hates Call of Duty
28 Murder His Girlfriend

Whoever would date a buly doesn't deserve to live.

29 Force them to watch Dora The Explorer
30 Marry His Crush
31 Diss Him in Front of His Crush
32 Lock Them Up and Torture Them Everyday
33 Yell at Their Face

I'm a great screamer, actually my bullies are afraid of my scream. - 05yusuf09

I do that, but it doesn't work. Maybe I need to improve my screaming.

34 Bully Them

No. - SamuiNeko

When I was in 1st grade I did this. I ganged up with several other kids and punched him in the head till the point that he was bleeding and ended up in the hospital.

Yeah, I was an evil child >

35 Kick Them In the Butt
36 Give Them Ebola

Well this would require you to also have ebola so... - TheEvilNuggetCookie

37 Arrest Them
38 Make Fun of Them


39 Kick Them In the Vagina

Especially if it's a boy.

Or testicles

40 Kiss Them

Seriously, who added this? This is stupid.

NO - Sassy13crown

41 Insult Them 24/7
42 Insult Their Mother
43 Make a Mii out of them and kill them in Smash Bros.
44 Marry Them

Because they're hot

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Top Remixes

1. Kill Them
2. Burn Them
3. Stab Them With a Knife
1. Fill His Locker With Spiders
2. Put a Whoopie Cushion In His Chair
3. Trip Him In the Hallway and Run Away So He Doesn't Know Who Did It


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