Top Ten Best Ways to Get Revenge On a Bully


The Top Ten

1 Fill His Locker With Spiders

"I bet you were pushed around, somebody made you cold, but the cycle ends right now, 'cause you can't lead me down that road." -Taylor Swift "Mean". All this does, is make you the bully. - keycha1n

Are you really suggesting I was being serious with this list? - yellowshadow

Better it will to put black widow and brazilian wondering spider in his locker

Are you kidding me? Spiders=not scary!

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2 Put a Whoopie Cushion In His Chair

Most of the ones on this list are way too cruel. This one I could deal with. - Garythesnail

Everyone will think he farted - Nateawesomeness

3 Tie Him Up and Make Him Listen to Justin Bieber

This is just downright cruel and unusual! Tell me more...

His ears will suffer - Nateawesomeness

Sorry but this is a insufficient way. How a bully died for a JB song? - 05yusuf09

Lol. He will be freakout because he hate justin bieber.
R.I.P Bully Ears 2003-2017.

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4 Trip Him In the Hallway and Run Away So He Doesn't Know Who Did It

He will suffer the pain! - Nateawesomeness

5 Tie Him Up and Leave

He will be late to class - Nateawesomeness

6 Kill Them

Yeah, I'll kill him! Bullies are big problem for kids. - 05yusuf09

Yeah... I want to kill them too... - Sassy13crown

Or can we least incapacitate them without sending them to the hospital?

I would launch a rocket launcher at them if I had one.

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7 Fill His Shoes With Mayo

Try honey and chewed gum, I did that once

He will be so grossed out and will probably walk bearfoted - Nateawesomeness

8 Murder His Dog

Uhh, I'm pretty sure the dog did nothing wrong. - SamuiNeko

Ok this is the only item on the list I will never do... this one is just way to cruel, the dog did nothing wrong - Nateawesomeness

What did the dog do to the killer of the dog though? - Skullkid755

NOOO! Dogs are so sweet

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9 Force Him to Watch Educational Television

Make him watch Teen Titans Go

SpongeBob reference.

About the consequences of bullying! - MChkflaguard_Yt

This item confuses me.

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10 Stab Them With a Knife

Yea why not

The Contenders

11 Burn Them

Burn his nuts.

And hear their screams of agony sounds evil I like it😈

12 Destroy Their Belongings Without Them Knowing

I tried doing this and it worked!

I'd totally do that!

There is a bully at school he's annoying as hell so I started taking away his notebooks and throwing them in the trash (because he barely does his work), but he didn't notice :P
But it's still evil >

13 Kick Him In the Nuts 5 Times

This guy on my bus was kicking and hitting my friend, so I kicked him in the nuts and he screamed like an old lady. - Popsicles

I'd kick him in the nuts 100 times!

Thank you for the idea - TwilightKitsune

Doesn't work on females - Hummingbirdf

14 Blast Him With a Shotgun

I want some idiots dead, and I want to be the one to go for the kill.

That sounds like fun

I was really want to blast my bully Ulubey. - 05yusuf09

15 Hurt Them

And how would we hurt them? Try to come up with some ways. I go online for help.

Way too generic, this item.

Throat punch will cause a lethal damage

16 Martial Arts

I know the perfect move if you're held up against a wall by your collar. It's unbeatable and simple. :)

(I know martial arts and I'm awesome for a white belt. ) - Wolftail

He already is a blackbelt

17 Spend Time to Think of the Best Comeback Ever

I need some good comebacks so I can get my revenge on a lot of idiots I know. Got any ideas?

This is one of the bsst options on this list! Should be #1 - BlueTopazIceVanilla

18 Make Him Part of a Human Centipede
19 Murder His Kittens

Nah I would just rip his shirt

That's just cruel! I don't even wanna think about that! - Popsicles

Okay this one is a little too much. - railfan99

But kittens are too cute and sweet. - Ilovestephanie

20 Murder His Parents

And then cook them into chili and feed it to him.

Let’s be kind here, shall we? You don’t want to be off to jail just for some silly revenge.

21 Push Him in the Girls Bathroom and Tell Everyone He’s Gay

This will be humiliating for him but he deserves it


22 Date His Girlfriend

He will be jealous - Chromium

23 Tie Them to 500 lb Weights and Force Them to Outrun a Hungry Cheetah
24 Punch Them In The Nuts

I would love to but he doesn't have any - TwilightKitsune

That would be hilarious to see people doing that.

Like Johnny Cage

25 Marry Them

Because they're hot

26 Lock Them Up and Torture Them Everyday

Well there are two or three girls that said I cheated on the running 150 miles and start calling me cheater,but the teacher did say it was one more lap no your done and I did do it then all the girls thought I cheated and we'll their really mean and likes to make everyone lives miserable and the best way is to torture them

27 Get on with Your Life

I've learned over the years that hating and wanting revenge is exhausting, unnecessary and pointless. In fact, the best "revenge" is to let go of negative emotions and move on. People hate it when they see that their hatred towards you isn't or hasn't affected you. The best revenge is to find happiness. - Britgirl

Yes, this is a good item.

28 Let Teacher Punish Them

For whatever reason, teachers always seem to show favoritism towards bullies. - railfan99

Yeah a best way to teach them

29 Let Karma Finish It
30 Make a "Top Ten Ways to Kill Him" List On TTT

We're still waiting! hurry up!

31 Tell the Call of Duty Fanclub He Hates Call of Duty
32 Murder His Girlfriend

Whoever would date a buly doesn't deserve to live.

33 Force Them to Watch Dora the Explorer
34 Marry His Crush
35 Diss Him in Front of His Crush
36 Blow Them Up with Dynamite

No I will use holy hand grendade - Hummingbirdf

37 Yell at Their Face

I'm a great screamer, actually my bullies are afraid of my scream. - 05yusuf09

I do that, but it doesn't work. Maybe I need to improve my screaming.

38 Bully Them

No. - SamuiNeko

When I was in 1st grade I did this. I ganged up with several other kids and punched him in the head till the point that he was bleeding and ended up in the hospital.

Yeah, I was an evil child >

39 Kick Them In the Butt
40 Give Them Ebola
41 Arrest Them
42 Make Fun of Them


43 Kick Them In the Vagina

Especially if it's a boy.

Or testicles

44 Kiss Them

Seriously, who added this? This is stupid.

NO - Sassy13crown

45 Insult Them 24/7
46 Insult Their Mother
47 Make a Mii out of them and kill them in Smash Bros.
48 Humiliate Them

I would never do that to anyone, no matter how many countless times they’ve done that to me.

>:) don’t let himher find out though

49 Strap Them to the Top of the Eiffel Tower

Sounds great!

50 Talk About Their Mom in Front of Their Face
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Top Remixes

1. Kill Them
2. Burn Them
3. Stab Them With a Knife
1. Fill His Locker With Spiders
2. Put a Whoopie Cushion In His Chair
3. Trip Him In the Hallway and Run Away So He Doesn't Know Who Did It


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