Top Ten Best Ways to Get Revenge On a Bully


The Top Ten

1 Fill His Locker With Spiders

Better it will to put black widow and brazilian wondering spider in his locker

"I bet you were pushed around, somebody made you cold, but the cycle ends right now, 'cause you can't lead me down that road." -Taylor Swift "Mean". All this does, is make you the bully. - keycha1n

Are you really suggesting I was being serious with this list? - yellowshadow

Are you kidding me? Spiders=not scary!

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2 Put a Whoopie Cushion In His Chair

Still. A female bully still deserves it.

What if she is a girl

Most of the ones on this list are way too cruel. This one I could deal with. - Garythesnail

Everyone will think he farted - Nateawesomeness

3 Tie Him Up and Make Him Listen to Justin Bieber

But what if s/he likes/is fine with Justin Bieber? - Jasmine21064

This is just downright cruel and unusual! Tell me more...

His ears will suffer - Nateawesomeness

Sorry but this is a insufficient way. How a bully died for a JB song? - 05yusuf09

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4 Trip Him In the Hallway and Run Away So He Doesn't Know Who Did It

He will suffer the pain! - Nateawesomeness

5 Tie Him Up and Leave

He will be late to class - Nateawesomeness

6 Fill His Shoes With Mayo

Perfect if you are in school

Try honey and chewed gum, I did that once

He will be so grossed out and will probably walk bearfoted - Nateawesomeness

7 Kill Them

I hate bullies, but this is going too far. - Jasmine21064

I would launch a rocket launcher at them if I had one.

Um...I think that may be a LITTLE TOO harsh?

Now now, let’s not go that far.

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8 Murder His Dog

What if the bully doesn't have a dog? - Jasmine21064

Uhh, I'm pretty sure the dog did nothing wrong. - SamuiNeko

NOOO! Dogs are so sweet

Ok this is the only item on the list I will never do... this one is just way to cruel, the dog did nothing wrong - Nateawesomeness

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9 Force Him to Watch Educational Television

What if the bully is fine with educational television?
Also, nice Spongebob reference. - Jasmine21064

This item confuses me.

Make him watch Teen Titans Go

To be honest why not force to watch goanimate babies instead - MChkflaguard_Yt

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10 Stab Them With a Knife


Yea why not

The Contenders

11 Burn Them


Burn his nuts.

And hear their screams of agony sounds evil I like it😈

12 Destroy Their Belongings Without Them Knowing

I tried doing this and it worked!

I'd totally do that!

There is a bully at school he's annoying as hell so I started taking away his notebooks and throwing them in the trash (because he barely does his work), but he didn't notice :P
But it's still evil >

13 Blast Him With a Shotgun

What if I don't have a shotgun, and what if I can't buy one? - Jasmine21064

I want some idiots dead, and I want to be the one to go for the kill.

That sounds like fun

I was really want to blast my bully Ulubey. - 05yusuf09

14 Kick Him In the Nuts 5 Times

Doesn't work on females - Hummingbirdf

This guy on my bus was kicking and hitting my friend, so I kicked him in the nuts and he screamed like an old lady. - Popsicles

I'd kick him in the nuts 100 times!

Thank you for the idea - TwilightKitsune

15 Martial Arts

I do martial arts to

I Agree! And I'm good for a yellow belt

I know the perfect move if you're held up against a wall by your collar. It's unbeatable and simple. :)

(I know martial arts and I'm awesome for a white belt. ) - Wolftail

He already is a blackbelt

16 Hurt Them

Throat punch will cause a lethal damage

And how would we hurt them? Try to come up with some ways. I go online for help.

Way too generic, this item.

17 Tie Them to 500 lb Weights and Force Them to Outrun a Hungry Cheetah

But a cheetah would not eat a pig

18 Push Him in the Girls Bathroom and Tell Everyone He’s Gay

This will be humiliating for him but he deserves it


19 Date His Girlfriend

He will be jealous - Chromium

20 Spend Time to Think of the Best Comeback Ever

This should be at least #3. - Jasmine21064

I need some good comebacks so I can get my revenge on a lot of idiots I know. Got any ideas?

This is one of the bsst options on this list! Should be #1 - BlueTopazIceVanilla

21 Punch Them In The Nuts

I would love to but he doesn't have any - TwilightKitsune

That would be hilarious to see people doing that.

Like Johnny Cage

22 Make Him Part of a Human Centipede
23 Murder His Kittens

But kittens are too cute and sweet. - Ilovestephanie

That's just cruel! I don't even wanna think about that! - Popsicles

Okay this one is a little too much. - railfan99

Nah I would just rip his shirt

24 Murder His Parents

And then cook them into chili and feed it to him.

Let’s be kind here, shall we? You don’t want to be off to jail just for some silly revenge.

25 Let Teacher Punish Them

Does not work. Teachers NEVER punish bullies.

Yeah a best way to teach them

For whatever reason, teachers always seem to show favoritism towards bullies. - railfan99

26 Let Karma Finish It
27 Tell the Call of Duty Fanclub He Hates Call of Duty
28 Marry Them

What? - Userguy44

Because they're hot

29 Lock Them Up and Torture Them Everyday

Well there are two or three girls that said I cheated on the running 150 miles and start calling me cheater,but the teacher did say it was one more lap no your done and I did do it then all the girls thought I cheated and we'll their really mean and likes to make everyone lives miserable and the best way is to torture them

30 Get on with Your Life

This is the most sensible item on here. Killing doesn't help anyways. - Userguy44

Yes, this is a good item.

I've learned over the years that hating and wanting revenge is exhausting, unnecessary and pointless. In fact, the best "revenge" is to let go of negative emotions and move on. People hate it when they see that their hatred towards you isn't or hasn't affected you. The best revenge is to find happiness. - Britgirl

31 Blow Them Up with Dynamite

No I will use holy hand grendade - Hummingbirdf

32 Make a "Top Ten Ways to Kill Him" List On TTT

No. - Userguy44

We're still waiting! hurry up!

33 Make a Mii out of them and kill them in Smash Bros.


34 Murder His Girlfriend

Whoever would date a buly doesn't deserve to live.

35 Force Them to Watch Dora the Explorer
36 Marry His Crush
37 Diss Him in Front of His Crush
38 Humiliate Them

You really would not hu
milate them come on don't play saint

I would never do that to anyone, no matter how many countless times they’ve done that to me.

>:) don’t let himher find out though

39 Yell at Their Face

I'm a great screamer, actually my bullies are afraid of my scream. - 05yusuf09

I do that, but it doesn't work. Maybe I need to improve my screaming.

40 Bully Them

No. - SamuiNeko

When I was in 1st grade I did this. I ganged up with several other kids and punched him in the head till the point that he was bleeding and ended up in the hospital.

Yeah, I was an evil child >

41 Kick Them In the Butt
42 Give Them Ebola
43 Arrest Them
44 Make Fun of Them


45 Kick Them In the Vagina

Especially if it's a boy.

Or testicles

46 Kiss Them

Seriously, who added this? This is stupid.

47 Insult Them 24/7
48 Insult Their Mother
49 Strap Them to the Top of the Eiffel Tower

Sounds great!

50 Talk About Their Mom in Front of Their Face
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Top Remixes

1. Kill Them
2. Burn Them
3. Stab Them With a Knife
1. Fill His Locker With Spiders
2. Put a Whoopie Cushion In His Chair
3. Trip Him In the Hallway and Run Away So He Doesn't Know Who Did It


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