Top Ten Best Ways to Get Revenge On a Bully

Would do only if I knew there number and how to open it
My idea: as soon as the bell rings to go to lunch or whatever your next period is / when you know it's gonna ring, go in the gyms bathroom and stay there until all people are out.
It doesn have to be spiders but it has to be something nasty, go through there locker after you're done opening it and put it in there and be quick after your done and close the locker and leave like nothing happened
Risks: There could be cameras around but once again, there might not be because people change in there. That would be weird if they did for that reason.
Things needed if u don't want to touch the nasty stuff: Gloves/ziplock bag or anything in your house that will avoid touching it.

"I bet you were pushed around, somebody made you cold, but the cycle ends right now, 'cause you can't lead me down that road." -Taylor Swift "Mean". All this does, is make you the bully.

Are you really suggesting I was being serious with this list?

I would fill the locker up with diapers and baby toys instead.

I would do this but I would have to be quick to do it and make sure there's something to cover it
Everyone's gonna think he/she farted.

Most of the ones on this list are way too cruel. This one I could deal with.

Still. A female bully still deserves it.

That would be very embarrassing.

He will suffer the pain!

Sorry but this is a insufficient way. How a bully died for a JB song?

This is just downright cruel and unusual! Tell me more...

If he/she likes him, make he/she listen to Bing Crosby.

His ears will suffer

He will be late to class

What if the bully is fine with educational television?
Also, nice Spongebob reference.

At least they'll learn something for once in their life.

About the consequences of bullying!

This item confuses me.

Or can we least incapacitate them without sending them to the hospital?

That's a little too much, but make sure you don't end up in jail.
Idea: Take them to the forest or something like a beach or any other private place.
We@pon: A hard object that could hurt them
Plot: stalk them, follow them wherever they are going after school or if you are friends with them then take them out or something
I'd most likely follow them wherever they are going.
I would probably not do this.

Yeah, I'll kill him! Bullies are big problem for kids.

What did the dog do to the killer of the dog though?

And throw the dog and weapon to an incinerator?

What if the bully doesn't have a dog?

I tried doing this and it worked!

I'd totally do that!

I want some idiots dead, and I want to be the one to go for the kill.

What if I don't have a shotgun, and what if I can't buy one?

That sounds like fun

That's too much.

Burn his hair to get the fire inside her brain. I would totally do that to my bully, aspen.

Burn his nuts.

And how would we hurt them? Try to come up with some ways. I go online for help.

Way too generic, this item.

I Agree! And I'm good for a yellow belt

I do martial arts to

Write them an anonymous note and say the stuff they are doing to you but tell them to not make it too obvious they are bullying you
But it'd be so much better if you told the office about that, they will most likely get suspended and the teacher will know about it anyway. The bully won't know that you told on them which makes it 10x better.

For whatever reason, teachers always seem to show favoritism towards bullies.

I need some good comebacks so I can get my revenge on a lot of idiots I know. Got any ideas?

This should be at least #3.

I do that all the time! I should show them I do it!

But kittens are too cute and sweet.

Okay this one is a little too much.

I can tell this is just a joke list.

That would be hilarious to see people doing that.