Ways to Get Revenge On Parents

TwilightKitsune
I like parents but some can be annoying and mean like i read on the most annoying things about parents list, vote

The Top Ten

1 Kill them all

No. I would never go that far I just want my mom to feel bad for being mean

Blood for the blood god!

Also, if we killed all parents, how would we even be born? And if we did become parents, we'd have to be killed.. Do you just want to end humanity? Use your brains, people. - ACKREIK

Yes.

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2 Act like they do to you

Great idea! This will show them how THEY like it!

Yeah, I mean this is what I'd do a lot, To be honest I always do this, The way they act with us is like we're incapable of ANYTHING like come on. So I say we should treat others the way you want to be treated

This is great my dad gets mad all the time

Yes see how my parents feel for messing up my stuff and telling me to clean it up

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3 Put lemon juice on their toothbrushes

Yes I am going to do that right now

That's revenge but something a little more maybe

Kinda good, but I need to purely get revenge on them.

Lol that would be funny - Camaro6

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4 Run away from home forever

I did this one

I am doing this one. I am literally running from my house, right this second, while holding the computer in my arms...while typing. Oh no. My WIFI is going down, I hope I can send the comment before-- - ACKREIK

Yes this is a great idea

But where would I go

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5 Kick their ass

This is a clever idea, I would do this but her kids get in the way

That's rude

I would tell my little cousin to do this. He knows martial arts.

Yea I'm black belt in karate and I do this to beat up bullies and arseholes #######

6 Ignore them

How to ignore your mother?

I think that's a good idea because if you do that all the time your parents well realize they shouldn't do it again

I did this & my parents thought I was having a seizure. I have epilepsy.

Terrible idea, they would just shut down your life and make it even more miserable

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7 Favour their least favourite relative

You really think I was serious - TwilightKitsune

yes

Ohhh,you were saying this Is a joke,sorry for all the trouble in my comments, - Nateawesomeness

I did this. And, I actually do love my aunt the most. And apparently they don’t understand her, so they keep trying to make her the villian when I know how she is.

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8 Hide their most valuable item

Be careful, especially if you have a soviet-angry dad like mine.

No because my parents would mess the place and tell me to clean their mess

Good idea!

9 Prank them

I think it is amazing I tried it

I think its sort of funny but I never pranked anyone

Eye lid makeup prank

10 Prove them wrong and be innocent about it

Yeah this is great so my step dad can shut his mouth about things he thinks are supposed to go

You won't be innocent no matter what,since they didn't do anything - Nateawesomeness

What you always do.
Prove them wrong.

I tried this. It did not work.

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The Contenders

11 Tie them up

I shall do this

Lolz, a normal person wouldn't stand around for that xP - ACKREIK

12 Say 'Because I said so'

So you think telling a bully,"because I said so" before he says anything will do anything - Nateawesomeness

13 Live in their basement until you are 40 years old

But there are dried worms and spiders

So.. you are trying to get revenge on your parents, you obviously hate them or something. Why would you stay there for 40years? Have you thought this through? lol - ACKREIK

14 Hypnotize them

How to hypnotize

How do u hypnotize people?

15 When they get mad, act like you would to a toddler throwing a tantrum

Act like an immature, irresponsible, stupid brat so they can hate me even more...? Thanks for the advice! - ACKREIK

More crybabying around? nonsense.that will only make yourself hated - Nateawesomeness

This is, when they get upset, you treat them like a toddler. Oh, parents, you’re so obviously wrong but you just can’t see it, sigh, poor you.

16 Turn your TV off from the plugs

so funny

Haaa! I did this so funny and I also hid the romote, my dad was up hours trying to find it! but ists still not enough to get revenge! I kneed more tricks! the T.V. remote they still can't find! ha that because its out the window haa! -catsue

17 Video them secretly while they are being mean and post it on Social Media with a caption: SOOO MEAN!!!!

I think it is great!

Well, I never know when it is coming. my dad would just take my phone away

This is what I will do to mom.She takes me to this boring place because she wants me to be bored and makes me act like a psychopath and in the visit to India she keeps me away from my home,my computer and my friends for longer than 1 month.I just miss my country USA and I want to go back there.Mom also acts like my problem doesn't exist.When I get back to USA which will be very soon I will video tape her being bad and upload it on snapchat or instagram once I get an account on one of them-TheCoolGuy1

18 Do the opposite of what they say

So good I like it

LMAO I might do this. - DarkBoi-X

19 Remind them of their most embarrassing moments

I have done this a couple of times, and they don't like it... - micahisthebest

Great idea I'll try it now...yess it worked great!

Ok,let me tell your crush you like him so you would be more embarrised - Nateawesomeness

20 Say they're bad role models

Because they influence you to do stuff my mom is a total BITCH

21 Tell your parent that you are dropping out due to lack of motivation and support.

This can be a short term plot if you just want to scare them

This is a great idea!

My parents would actually encourage this they suggested this to me multiple times.

I bet this one will work

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22 Dump their most valuable and expensive cosmetic items down the drain

I have thrown her pearl earrings down the drain and it wasn’t pretty

I dump my mom’s shampoo down the drain >:D

23 Overreact in situations

They overreacted first...

So you want people to think your spoiled,wow...just stay with yourself please - Nateawesomeness

24 Roast them

I have done this so many times. - DarkBoi-X

Such a great idea

been there

At parties I tell my relatives my opinions/views on my parents and life (for example, calling my mom “cheap” because she only buys things for my cousins and sister but never me) in a funny/hilarious way. My mom does get a bit embarrassed/offended by them but accepts them.

I also roast my other relatives as well. They’re all OK with it.

Roasting my family is fun! :D

25 Hide their things.

Yesss
My mom is sooo mean to me she one time threw vacuumed cleaner parts at my BROTHER #Evilparent

26 Wait for the day when you get out of their house and then burn it

Kinda great even though I won't try it HAHAH

And then you get arrested for arson! :D - ACKREIK

27 If your mom takes your phone away and your home alone lock all the locks and don't let them in and say it was because you didn't know they were there and they couldn't have texted you

Pretty thought out, my friend. But wouldn't the mom have a house-key with her? - ACKREIK

Awesome

28 Keep on saying in a minute when they ask you to do something
29 Buy an alarm clock and set it to go off in the middle of the night, then hide it in their room somewhere they will never find it

If they do find it blame it on your younger sibling.

I like this because when I know there about to take my phone away it'll wake them up

I’ve done this and dad did NOT look happy...

30 Lock them out of the house
31 Invite an annoying friend over and if they screw up, act like they do when they let your little brother get away with things
32 Make them feel upset

How to make them upset?

I really want my mom to feel bad about yelling at me for minor reasons all the time but I don't know how... :(

I don’t know how to do this! :(

33 Have a baby and name it after someone they hate

That's more like revenge on yourself.. - ACKREIK

34 Hide their car keys

Got mad and was late for work

I did it alrwady

35 Put hot sauce in their food

Does the sauce for the Korean fire noodles come in bottles?

My dad takes a lot of heat

36 Tell them you're pregnant

But I'm a guy!

But I don't have a boyfriend and I never go out ever?

Ummm no thanks my mom would killl me

I'm 12 sooo! No!

37 Be oh so very polite

If you are not polite this will work awesome!.!

I surely will

This did not work for me, they were just happy and moved on with life thinking they did some great parenting- I'm trying to get on their nerves not be their bestie

38 Attract insects

They will get scared!

Ya I will try it right now.

39 Put slime in their bed

OHH SO GUUD

40 Flour bomb them

Yeah, my phone will not see the light of day if I do this.

I am sooo grounded

41 Add something nasty to the cooking and say "I don't wanna eat"

Watch them eat there own disgusting creations

I wish I could do that but I would get caught!

disgusting

42 Delete all their stuff on usbs and download inappropriate pics on the usbs

Yes this is great

43 Break the car window

INDEED!

44 Don't do anything they say to do

It works best if they say to watch T.V. and you say no. They will think something is wrong with you and treat you like royalty!

45 Tell them that you will make new rules and they must make the same rules you made
46 Yell a song that they hate

What if they only listen to classical music? - ACKREIK

Do rap!

47 Hide their clothes

I’ve done it before but I got caught so it ain’t happenin’

48 Hide their shoes

I wanna try it, but my mom has a shelf of shoes (literally)

Just hide their shoes. They will have nothing to wear

49 Change the passcode to all their social media accounts

FANTASTIC I KEPT LAUGHING FOR A WHOLE WEEK

50 Put water on the floor to make them slip.

Serves them right!

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