Ways to Get Revenge On Parents

TwilightKitsune
I like parents but some can be annoying and mean like i read on the most annoying things about parents list, vote

The Top Ten

1 Kill them all

No. I would never go that far I just want my mom to feel bad for being mean

Blood for the blood god!

Also, if we killed all parents, how would we even be born? And if we did become parents, we'd have to be killed.. Do you just want to end humanity? Use your brains, people. - ACKREIK

I would never do that to my parents. - Userguy44

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2 Act like they do to you

Great idea! This will show them how THEY like it!

Yeah, I mean this is what I'd do a lot, To be honest I always do this, The way they act with us is like we're incapable of ANYTHING like come on. So I say we should treat others the way you want to be treated

This is great my dad gets mad all the time

Yep so good

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3 Put lemon juice on their toothbrushes

Yes I am going to do that right now

That's revenge but something a little more maybe

I thought, "what a great idea! " but then I remembered my dad has acid reflux so he will be in pain for days.

That's the Best idea!

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4 Run away from home forever

I did this one

I am doing this one. I am literally running from my house, right this second, while holding the computer in my arms...while typing. Oh no. My WIFI is going down, I hope I can send the comment before-- - ACKREIK

Yes this is a great idea

But where would I go

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5 Kick their ass

That's rude

This is a clever idea, I would do this but her kids get in the way

I would tell my little cousin to do this. He knows martial arts.

I would so love to do that!

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6 Ignore them

How to ignore your mother?

I think that's a good idea because if you do that all the time your parents well realize they shouldn't do it again

I did this & my parents thought I was having a seizure. I have epilepsy.

I do this all the time! They always wait me out. They give me the silent treatment, and I do the same to them.

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7 Favour their least favourite relative

You really think I was serious - TwilightKitsune

yes

Yo haha

I did this. And, I actually do love my aunt the most. And apparently they don’t understand her, so they keep trying to make her the villian when I know how she is.

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8 Hide their most valuable item

Be careful, especially if you have a soviet-angry dad like mine.

No because my parents would mess the place and tell me to clean their mess

Good idea!

9 Prank them

I think it is amazing I tried it

I think its sort of funny but I never pranked anyone

Eye lid makeup prank

Pranking is the best idea.I when on here because my Mom and Dad threw my 2 drawlings away and a sheet I did at guidence class!

whoah crazy mean right?

-Catherine.

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10 Prove them wrong and be innocent about it

Yeah this is great so my step dad can shut his mouth about things he thinks are supposed to go

I tried this. It did not work.

You won't be innocent no matter what,since they didn't do anything - Nateawesomeness

What you always do.
Prove them wrong.

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The Contenders

11 Say 'Because I said so'

So you think telling a bully,"because I said so" before he says anything will do anything - Nateawesomeness

12 Live in their basement until you are 40 years old

But there are dried worms and spiders

So.. you are trying to get revenge on your parents, you obviously hate them or something. Why would you stay there for 40years? Have you thought this through? lol - ACKREIK

13 Tie them up

I shall do this

Lolz, a normal person wouldn't stand around for that xP - ACKREIK

14 Hypnotize them

How to hypnotize

How do u hypnotize people?

15 Turn your TV off from the plugs

so funny

Haaa! I did this so funny and I also hid the romote, my dad was up hours trying to find it! but ists still not enough to get revenge! I kneed more tricks! the T.V. remote they still can't find! ha that because its out the window haa! -catsue

16 When they get mad, act like you would to a toddler throwing a tantrum

Act like an immature, irresponsible, stupid brat so they can hate me even more...? Thanks for the advice! - ACKREIK

More crybabying around? nonsense.that will only make yourself hated - Nateawesomeness

This is, when they get upset, you treat them like a toddler. Oh, parents, you’re so obviously wrong but you just can’t see it, sigh, poor you.

17 Say they're bad role models

Good but mite make them thretend

Because they influence you to do stuff my mom is a total BITCH

18 Video them secretly while they are being mean and post it on Social Media with a caption: SOOO MEAN!!!!

I think it is great!

Well, I never know when it is coming. my dad would just take my phone away

Lol I'm doing it right now byeee!

Great idea

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19 Dump their most valuable and expensive cosmetic items down the drain

I am a wacky child

Too extreme bro!

I have thrown her pearl earrings down the drain and it wasn’t pretty

I dump my mom’s shampoo down the drain >:D

20 Do the opposite of what they say

So good I like it

LMAO I might do this. - DarkBoi-X

21 If your mom takes your phone away and your home alone lock all the locks and don't let them in and say it was because you didn't know they were there and they couldn't have texted you

Pretty thought out, my friend. But wouldn't the mom have a house-key with her? - ACKREIK

That's a good idea - brezee12

Awesome

AMAZING - Demon_Kitty

22 Remind them of their most embarrassing moments

I have done this a couple of times, and they don't like it... - micahisthebest

Great idea I'll try it now...yess it worked great!

Ok,let me tell your crush you like him so you would be more embarrised - Nateawesomeness

23 Invite an annoying friend over and if they screw up, act like they do when they let your little brother get away with things

I don't have a brother, and why would someone be my friend if their annoying?

24 Keep on saying in a minute when they ask you to do something

I have don this 10000000000000 times I dint whant to clean my bed room

25 Lock them out of the house

DO not do this my mom was not happy.

Do this if your parents try to close car door when u are inside

26 Roast them

Such a great idea

I have done this so many times. - DarkBoi-X

been there

At parties I tell my relatives my opinions/views on my parents and life (for example, calling my mom “cheap” because she only buys things for my cousins and sister but never me) in a funny/hilarious way. My mom does get a bit embarrassed/offended by them but accepts them.

I also roast my other relatives as well. They’re all OK with it.

Roasting my family is fun! :D

27 Tell your parent that you are dropping out due to lack of motivation and support.

This can be a short term plot if you just want to scare them

This is a great idea!

My parents would actually encourage this they suggested this to me multiple times.

I bet this one will work

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28 Buy an alarm clock and set it to go off in the middle of the night, then hide it in their room somewhere they will never find it

If they do find it blame it on your younger sibling.

Did it at 3AM, they woke up but didn't care at all

I like this because when I know there about to take my phone away it'll wake them up

I’ve done this and dad did NOT look happy...

29 Wait for the day when you get out of their house and then burn it

Kinda great even though I won't try it HAHAH

And then you get arrested for arson! :D - ACKREIK

30 Overreact in situations

They overreacted first...

So you want people to think your spoiled,wow...just stay with yourself please - Nateawesomeness

31 Hide their things.

Yesss
My mom is sooo mean to me she one time threw vacuumed cleaner parts at my BROTHER #Evilparent

32 Make them feel upset

How to make them upset?

I really want my mom to feel bad about yelling at me for minor reasons all the time but I don't know how... :(

I don’t know how to do this! :(

33 Hide their car keys

Got mad and was late for work

I did it alrwady

34 Have a baby and name it after someone they hate

That's more like revenge on yourself.. - ACKREIK

35 Tell them you're pregnant

But I'm a guy!

But I don't have a boyfriend and I never go out ever?

Ummm no thanks my mom would killl me

I'm 12 sooo! No!

36 Put hot sauce in their food

Does the sauce for the Korean fire noodles come in bottles?

My dad takes a lot of heat

37 Put slime in their bed

OHH SO GUUD

38 Add something nasty to the cooking and say "I don't wanna eat"

Watch them eat there own disgusting creations

I wish I could do that but I would get caught!

disgusting

Me: Mom can you make some grease dipped corn dogs? Mom:sure, sweetie! Me: this is gross! Mom: here, let me try it. *vomits and gags reapetedly*

39 Yell a song that they hate

What if they only listen to classical music? - ACKREIK

Does not work

Do rap!

40 Don't do anything they say to do

It works best if they say to watch T.V. and you say no. They will think something is wrong with you and treat you like royalty!

41 Be oh so very polite

If you are not polite this will work awesome!.!

I surely will

This did not work for me, they were just happy and moved on with life thinking they did some great parenting- I'm trying to get on their nerves not be their bestie

42 Tell them that you will make new rules and they must make the same rules you made
43 Attract insects

They will get scared!

Ya I will try it right now.

44 Put water on the floor to make them slip.

Serves them right!

45 Flour bomb them

Yeah, my phone will not see the light of day if I do this.

I am sooo grounded

46 Delete all their stuff on usbs and download inappropriate pics on the usbs

Yes this is great

47 Break the car window

INDEED!

48 Change the passcode to all their social media accounts

FANTASTIC I KEPT LAUGHING FOR A WHOLE WEEK

49 Eat sloppy at the table

I already do. - ACKREIK

50 Hide their clothes

I’ve done it before but I got caught so it ain’t happenin’

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