Best Ways to Get Rid of a Murderer

Well murderers are rare in such a civilized world but if you bump into one you should probably know how.

The Top Ten

1 Shout "Police!"

2 Hide in a Bush

Classic and hardest to find. Who would do that?

3 Kick Them and Run

4 Hide in a Rubbish Bin

5 Hide in a Wardrobe

6 Hide Under Furniture

7 Run to the Main Streets

8 Throw Random Things at Them

9 Sneak Away Quietly

10 Step on Their Leg

The Contenders

11 Run and Keep Your Distance

12 Spit some phlegm in their eye

13 Throw Disgusting Stuff at Them

14 Kick Their Heels

15 Throw a Knife at them

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