Ways to Harm Skyward Sword ZeldaThe girl has already been kidnapped, tortured, and had her soul sucked out but that's not enough. She needs more harm. I loved to see Ghirahim and Demise hurting her. I hate her for crying tears of joy in front of non relatives instead of suppressing those tears because crying in front of non relatives is embarrassing, I know how that feels. And she needs to get harmed for teasing my favorite character, Link by unapologetically pushing him off a statue and jumping onto his loftbird rambunctiously.
The Top Ten Ways to Harm Skyward Sword Zelda
For all Link's flaws, he doesn't go around messing with his friends unless the player wants him to. The only established flaws he has is he can make a few sarcastic comeback lines if the player wants him to and is lazy. Oh, and he was a bit unnecessarily rude to this mogma who was only trying to help him get his things back from the Bokoblins but that's not as bad as impulsively jumping into someone's loftbird like a rambunctious idiot or pushing them off high places, two things that Zelda has done. Zelda needs to learn a thing or two from Link and not do those kinds of things. - Pinkarray
I would take my favorite character away from Zelda. First off, I never wanted them together, not any game I played, not ever. And when they are together, Zelda would just tease Link like she did in BOTW. They are not a good ship. Link needs to be with someone better like Malon or Mipha or something. - Pinkarray
She can slash and beat up that biotch Zelda with all her easter eggs and weapons. - Pinkarray
I can make Goanimate videos where people abuse her. - Pinkarray
...and tie it up with someone else's. - Pinkarray
This girly kid may start to look like a boy. People would probably mistake her for a boy! I hate her hair. - Pinkarray
Maybe on her face. - Pinkarray
Why does this exist?
He can "Discuss things of another nature" with her. Zelda would be approaching him and then BAM! He'll squish her and throw her off! - Pinkarray
Link would trap Zelda into thinking that they're dating,then have her hands tied,then Link places her in front of a Moblin,kills the Moblin,then it falls on her,and Zelda will be breathless.MWAHAHAA! βΊππππππ"₯
She can get sick and puff out purple smoke like Calcifer from Howl's Moving Castle did - Pinkarray
Maybe stab them or crush them for holding Link's hand! Link is mine and if her hands were hurt, she probably wouldn't hold my Link's hands again! - Pinkarray
I hated how they walked out holding hands after Amy triangle lip got out of the crystal! That's why I want to beat her up and hurt her hands! - Pinkarray
"I came out like a Wrecking Ball! " The Wrecking ball will smash her off a ledge. - Pinkarray
By sitting on her stomach.
Stomp her feet and flatten her - Pinkarray
Maybe we can get Ralph to feed her pancakes until she's as fat as the bunny - Pinkarray
Then she will not go to see Link and maybe there can be some wild animals in that cage.
And have a thousand bees sting her.