Ways to Harm Skyward Sword Zelda

For all Link's flaws, he doesn't go around messing with his friends unless the player wants him to. The only established flaws he has is he can make a few sarcastic comeback lines if the player wants him to and is lazy. Oh, and he was a bit unnecessarily rude to this mogma who was only trying to help him get his things back from the Bokoblins but that's not as bad as impulsively jumping into someone's loftbird like a rambunctious idiot or pushing them off high places, two things that Zelda has done. Zelda needs to learn a thing or two from Link and not do those kinds of things.

I would take my favorite character away from Zelda. First off, I never wanted them together, not any game I played, not ever. And when they are together, Zelda would just tease Link like she did in BOTW. They are not a good ship. Link needs to be with someone better like Malon or Mipha or something.

She can slash and beat up that biotch Zelda with all her easter eggs and weapons.

I can make Goanimate videos where people abuse her.

This girly kid may start to look like a boy. People would probably mistake her for a boy! I hate her hair.

Maybe on her face.

Why does this exist?

"I came out like a Wrecking Ball! " The Wrecking ball will smash her off a ledge.

He can "Discuss things of another nature" with her. Zelda would be approaching him and then BAM! He'll squish her and throw her off!

Then she will not go to see Link and maybe there can be some wild animals in that cage.

She can teleport.

She can get sick and puff out purple smoke like Calcifer from Howl's Moving Castle did