Top Ten Ways That Husbands Help Their Wives With the Housework

Britgirl
Men are lovely aren't they? We women must give the little dears credit where it's due, mustn't we? )
This list is just tongue-in-cheek and not meant to be taken seriously. After all, men are such sensitive creatures...

The Top Ten

1 They go to bed for a few hours so you can clean downstairs

My mom, as the sole parent of the household, works full-time and takes care of my sisters and I, AND the house. What a superhero! - keycha1n

Sometimes after working a 50 hour week, providing for a house to live in, food to eat, clothes on backs, etc, we need a little recharging nap.
I, for one, would love to trade housework for a full-time job. Though many of us (on both sides of the gender coin) end up doing both. - Finch

I know this is a joke (it is a good list), but I'd just like to say that some Women make men do all the work. Feminism sucks.

Unfortunately enough it took me a bit too long the fathom that this was sarcasm (and a mighty good use of it I might add). - Cheese567

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2 They tell you the correct way to lift heavy objects so you can carry them safely from one room to another

Now that's just having safety in mind. Which is better, some good advice or a back injury? - Finch

3 They helpfully point out parts you may have missed

Just where would you be without our courteous constructive criticism to guide you every step of the way? - PetSounds

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4 They stack the chairs on the table so you have a nice clear space to wash the floor
5 They plug the Hoover in for you
6 They tell you when it rains so you can bring the washing in from the line
7 They tell you when they've used the last of the toilet roll so you can replace it
8 They lift their feet for you to clean underneath them

Only sometimes the foot is just too comfortable on the floor... - PositronWildhawk

9 They open the door for you to carry heavy shopping through

Who says chivalry is dead? - Finch

10 They reach for the cups from the cupboard so you can make tea

Unless she married a man shorter than she is... - Finch

The Contenders

11 They throw their washing next to the basket in a neat little pile

It also helps their wife know they have some washing to go in the machine.

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