Top Ten Ways To Impress Your English Teacher

The Top Ten

1 Write a story without their instruction

I wrote something in Swahili and he was impressed. It was something about cows eating lemons in English.

Every story I write for fun is fan fiction and I doubt my teacher wants to read that.

Yes true, this is what I will do later when we write stories in swedish

Personal bias here, but it still works like a charm.

2 Add extra syllables which, as though your educator who happens to teach English notices, generally indicates a wide vocabulary

A basically what I do in all of my classes. Use big words and they then think I'm a nerd so they give me an A

Was typing something else, forgot to delete something. Find it yourself.

3 Get a high score on a difficult test

I got the best score on a test last year for one teacher. In both 6th grade and 7th grade, I got higher scores than my teachers had ever seen. The subjects were science and english

I always flaunt around irritatingly whenever this happens. Unfortunately to my companions, it happens a lot.

Bragging rights aside, it's a good way to make your teacher proud.

Well I just recently had an english test and I got a very high score, a B

4 Beat them in their own educational quiz

I've done this!

5 Do your homework

What I always do. Why? It feels sinful to ignore them

Sorry, kids. It's rough. But it works!

I always do my homework

6 Follow the school rules

7 Get a high score on a standardized test involving English

I hold the record for the year, as far as I know. My brother cane close.

8 Volunteer to read aloud

Why do teachers make me do this? The spelling and grammar errors in the beginning and end of our short text make it hard to read!
This is how they're going to get impressed. Do it.

I normally don't because I am shy.

9 Make a well-organized presentation

10 Write a report about a larger book than the ones your peers are reading

The Contenders

11 Call your teacher pretty

I must not tell lies.

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