Top Ten Ways to Irritate a ScientistTurkeyasylum Finally! You will get to see the scientific side of me! And happy Birthday, Britgirl. Just felt like you'd appreciate a list, just because I felt like it.
And a shoutout to PositronWildhawk whose sciency wills inspired me to make this list. But really, what would a scientist be upset about?
The Top Ten
Nothing will upset scientists than someone saying Earth is flat, and trying to force it into the textbooks. - Turkeyasylum
... Is on par with Slipknot fans to listen to Justin Bieber! Haha!
Thank you, Turkey! I love it! ;P - Britgirl
It's nothing but a hilarious joke. Those scientists will give you a huge eye roll, and if you haven't heard of it, look it up. - Turkeyasylum
This would disrupt the entire public's lifestyle, but something as mindless as this has to be a mistake, right? Right? - Turkeyasylum
You'd be surprised how many scientists do stupid things like this. - PositronWildhawk
That's... That's just... Absurd! - Animefan12
Those "rocket toys" ain't toys. They are far from it, and are for serious resarch. But when the technology becomes out of date, you are free to play with it as much as you want. Which won't be for years. - Turkeyasylum
This may be a misconception that all scientists have zero social skills, but many of them are more outgoing than you would think! (At least I'm pretty sure... ) - Turkeyasylum
You don't have much time to present your findings in group collaboration. You can't exactly put a clock on some of it. Unless that clock is for collection of data. - PositronWildhawk
Such as the invention of nuclear energy. One wrong move, and... - Turkeyasylum
Coronal Mass Ejections happen all the time. Thank the fluctuating magnetic core of the Earth for our safety. - PositronWildhawk
One, there is no way to predict when it will happen.
Two, even though they will be impressed on knowing what a CME is, that would be no day to party. The day it hits Earth, all nukes will detonate, resulting in catastrophic results, welll... anywhere. - Turkeyasylum
Mars dosen't have life, so this one's unrealistic, buddy. - Turkeyasylum
Well, rocket science isn't as hard as other things (but still hard). Compare it to quantum physics next time. - Turkeyasylum
And, also how much they have to write down on their observations.
Happy Birthday, Britgirl, and thanks for reading! - Turkeyasylum
It depends on what you're trying to achieve. It's the general idea if you're working on MCF, but you look ridiculous if it just involves a poorly wired electrolytic capacitor. - PositronWildhawk
Hopefully they won't explode though. - Skullkid755
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2. Force religious beliefs into science
3. Ask if you can ride on one of those "rocket toys"