Top Ten Ways to Kill Justin Bieber


The Top Ten

1 Cut him in half with a katana

This extreme hatred of Justin Bieber has taken a huge toll on TheTopTens. Congrats TTT, you are officially a JB hate fan page. It's sad really. I hate him but this list is pure offensive. Like you don't know the consequences of killing someone. - SelfDestruct

I remember the day I made this a long while ago. - bobbythebrony

Even though Justin is bad, I completely DESPISE this list! - Neonco31

That's too easyyy

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2 Put a rattlesnake in his bed

Well let's hope it bites him in his Gentiles - Toucan

Or we could put it in his ugly hair

Or put Craig from Sanjay and Craig or Viper from Kung Fu Panda in the bed! - Ededdneddyfan55

3 Put a bomb in his ice cream

No, the ice cream is too small for you to hide it.

Maybe a large portion banana split? He's a spoiled rich brat, so he probably bought that - MLPFan

..and BOOM! He dies painful. - 05yusuf09

They did that on spongebob - SocialMediaStinks

4 Throw him off the Grand Canyon

He'd die in seconds.

Fudge Justin

Someone: Wanna jump?
Justin: Yes
Someone throws him off - EpicJake

5 Tie him to an anchor and throw it in the ocean

Crusify him

6 Hang him by his feet and lower him into an ant hill

Oh, the classic method of trying to torture the Japanese soldiers in World War 2...

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7 Punch him in the face very hard

We should put him in Smash brothers and have Little Mac Punch him like their's no tomorrow - SocialMediaStinks

I always wanted to do this. - EpicJake

Saitama from One Punch Man is just the perfect man for the job. ONE PUNCH IS ALL IT TAKES! That, or at least Goku, Naruto, or Luffy. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

8 Trap him in a bear cave
9 Send him to Iraq to the ISIS

Canada is an ally of the US. They probably see Justin Beiber as a bigger threat than ISIS.

They'll just think America is insane after that...

I think Justin will just get killed there.

Kanker goed idee

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10 Lock him in a room with Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers

Michael Myers might die from the music, but Jason's already dead so... BYE BYE Bieber! - Lasvegasxavier



The Contenders

11 Have Madonna and Eminem beat him to death
12 Replace his microphone with TNT

LOL! I could imagine that happening right now! Here's what would happen:
JB: Baby, baby, baby (TNT explodes in his face)
Me: I guess it was Baby, baby, baby boom. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

13 Send him to space without a suit

I would sever his head but this is much more painful

Lol, totally accurate

He will explode,I watched once you watch this you will HATE jiustin beber.

14 Hire Jeff the Killer to Murder Him

This list getting popular is totally insane. - SelfDestruct

I hope it happens :3 - NoOreoForU

Oh, THAT'LL BE AWESOME! How bout both LJ and Jeff!? - SkullKid101

15 Cut his head off

No, just send him to Iraq to the ISIS and he dies.

This list is a little too violent. ENOUGH WITH THE MURDER, PEOPLE! -WillowChance

Dear g
If you want Justin Bieber to retire why did you make a list how to kill scarlet johnasson? I understand you hate her but I mean seriously, just let her retire instead of making up ways to kill her( I wrote this because you said you Bieber to retire)

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16 Have aliens abduct him, experiment on him, and cook him

That would be cool. But how are we gonna pull out with a message to the aliens, asking them to abduct him and use him as a test subject and such? - MLPFan

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17 Put beavers in his bed

He'd be getting killed by his own kind for making beavers look bad. - Skullkid755

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18 With your bare hands laughing at him the whole time
19 Bite his head off

But no one wants to eat his ugly head. Decapitate it with a chain saw or a circular saw instead - MLPFan

I wouldn't reccomend this because it wouldn't taste very nice. Do you want to GAG?

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20 Suck his brain out with a vacuum

You'd cut his skull out with a chainsaw, vacuum his brain, smash it with a baseball bat, and drink the leftover blood as you poop on his corpse - SocialMediaStinks

Wait, he has a brain!?!

21 Tell him to make a song about Eminem's daughter

If Justin Bieber actually did this, Eminem would torture him horribly and make him die a slow, painful death. It would be really funny.

22 Suffocate him with too many farts
23 Make him hear his own songs

I cackled at this!

He likes them. - SocialMediaStinks

24 Rick Roll him to death
25 Drown him in urine

I would pay a million dollars to see that! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

26 Have Amy Rose smash him with her hammer
27 Throw him into a pit of acid
28 Lock him in a room with Adolf Hitler

That would be cool!

That wouldn’t kill him. I think the two would be bffs

29 Make him drink cola and eat Mentos and Pop Rocks

That won't hurt him it's just a rumor

30 Give him a swirly with piranhas in the toilet
31 Kick him in the nuts, then while he is down get a chainsaw and start hitting him in the stomach

LOL - SkullKid101

32 Cut his hands and feet off, stab him in the chest, then strangle him

This sounds like something I would do. Nothing but torture. - birdechosplash

33 Stab him at his concert
34 Put him in the in the wood chipper

His body will change into million pieces o always wanna do this

35 Throw him into a tornado filled with acid
36 Have Eminem rip his hair off

That won't kill him - SocialMediaStinks

37 Run him over with Madonna's car
38 Crush him with a pile of cannonballs
39 Decapitation
40 Throw him into a pit of zombies
41 Lock him in a vampire's castle
42 Burn him with a flaming fart
43 Overdose him on crack
44 Paint him in peanut butter and let squirrels eat him
45 With a land mine
46 Blast him to the sun
47 Throw him into a blackhole
48 Throw acid in his face
49 Melt his head off
50 Strap a bomb to his ugly hair
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