Top Ten Ways to Kill Justin Bieber

The Top Ten
1 Cut him in half with a katana

This extreme hatred of Justin Bieber has taken a huge toll on TheTopTens. Congrats TTT, you are officially a JB hate fan page. It's sad really. I hate him but this list is pure offensive. Like you don't know the consequences of killing someone.

I hate Justin Bieber but THIS IS A LIST ABOUT MURDER! If you keep hating on Justin Bieber like this then you will oust encourage him! RIGHT?!?

Lists like this is the reason why people think thetoptens is the worst website ever.

I hate this list. It's like death threats. Like self destruct said, TTT is more like The Top Bieber Hate.

2 Put a rattlesnake in his bed

Well let's hope it bites him in his Gentiles

Or we could put it in his ugly hair

Those aren't poisonous lol

I thought his wife slept with him(this comment sucks because 1.it is perverted,we should quickscope pervertedness,and 2.its not like JB will get a wife

3 Put a bomb in his ice cream

No, the ice cream is too small for you to hide it.

The ice cream is too small haha

They did that on spongebob

..and BOOM! He dies painful.

4 Throw him off the Grand Canyon

I can't pick up Justin, he too fat

He'd die in seconds.

Fudge Justin

5 Tie him to an anchor and throw it in the ocean
6 Hang him by his feet and lower him into an ant hill

Oh, the classic method of trying to torture the Japanese soldiers in World War 2...

This would be funny to watch

Somebody get the popcorn!

7 Punch him in the face very hard

Saitama from One Punch Man is just the perfect man for the job. ONE PUNCH IS ALL IT TAKES! That, or at least Goku, Naruto, or Luffy.

We should put him in Smash brothers and have Little Mac Punch him like their's no tomorrow

I always wanted to do this.

8 Trap him in a bear cave
9 Send him to Iraq to the ISIS

That would be horrible, because they'll want Justin Bieber o join them, and Justin Bieber on ISIS is worse than both of them combined

Canada is an ally of the US. They probably see Justin Beiber as a bigger threat than ISIS.

They'll just think America is insane after that...

I think Justin will just get killed there.

10 Lock him in a room with Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers

Michael Myers might die from the music, but Jason's already dead so... BYE BYE Bieber!

The Contenders
11 Have Madonna and Eminem beat him to death
12 Replace his microphone with TNT

LOL! I could imagine that happening right now! Here's what would happen:
JB: Baby, baby, baby (TNT explodes in his face)
Me: I guess it was Baby, baby, baby boom.

He would definitely realise it.

13 Hire Jeff the Killer to Murder Him

This list getting popular is totally insane.

I hope it happens :3

14 Send him to space without a suit

I would sever his head but this is much more painful

Lol, totally accurate

15 Cut his head off

Dear g
If you want Justin Bieber to retire why did you make a list how to kill scarlet johnasson? I understand you hate her but I mean seriously, just let her retire instead of making up ways to kill her( I wrote this because you said you Bieber to retire)

This list is a little too violent. ENOUGH WITH THE MURDER, PEOPLE! -WillowChance

No, just send him to Iraq to the ISIS and he dies.

16 Have aliens abduct him, experiment on him, and cook him

That would be cool. But how are we gonna pull out with a message to the aliens, asking them to abduct him and use him as a test subject and such?

Damn sun this weird

17 Put beavers in his bed

He'd be getting killed by his own kind for making beavers look bad.

18 With your bare hands laughing at him the whole time
19 Bite his head off

But no one wants to eat his ugly head. Decapitate it with a chain saw or a circular saw instead

I wouldn't reccomend this because it wouldn't taste very nice. Do you want to GAG?

Ozzy can help with that

20 Rick Roll him to death
21 Strap a bomb to his ugly hair
22 Suck his brain out with a vacuum

Wait, he has a brain!?!

23 Lock him in a room with Adolf Hitler

That would be cool!

24 Tell him to make a song about Eminem's daughter

If Justin Bieber actually did this, Eminem would torture him horribly and make him die a slow, painful death. It would be really funny.

25 Suffocate him with too many farts
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