Top Ten Ways to Kill Luigi

This list is dedicated to the greatest TopTenner ever. Danteem.
The Top Ten
1 Hire Danteem to quickscope him

Linnea, do you even KNOW what a quickscope is?! Well, it's a gun. So you YOU know anyone who has survived a gun attack?! I doubt that.

Luigi would be just be bones in a second...Oh wait he won't let his god die... Anyway great list Puga. And I love that description!

I love the sartastic description. Anyways, luigi won the vote for a character to get beat up contest

That'd be going against his will, but hey, we can mind control him to do it. That way, no more Luigi!

2 Make him overdose on crack
3 Rick Roll him to death
4 Hire Delgia2k and CerealGuy to wreck him

Danteem:No,I'll wreck them first!

5 Suffocate him with too many farts
6 Hire Madonna and Eminem to beat him to death
7 Make a Luigism church collapse on him

Stop making these horrible lists! Luigi may be annoying but he doesn't deserve to die!

8 Suck him up with a volcano

But how do you get suction power from the top? Screw it, just use gravity.

That's not Danteem.

Danteem:Positron wildhawk,nothing will work,also,luigi can use his poltergeist to suck up the volcano first!

9 Crush him under Rouge The Bat's inflated butt
10 Have Elsa freeze him

You IDIOT we know that you aren't Danteem unless your Username is at the end in BLUE. So don't even try it.

Danteem:you can't.luigi will use his fireball,freeze Mario instead

The Contenders
11 Have aliens abduct him, experiment on him, and cook him

Danteem:luigi can beat the aliens

12 Have Eminem rip his mustache off

I can't imagine Luigi without a mustache...

Then replace it with Stalin's mustache!

13 Have Pacman eat him
14 Stomp on him
15 Throw Homer Simpson at him

Then Homer would choke him.

16 Have Silver The Hedgehog throw 42 cars at him

Oh Silver, remember to throw 69 bombs at him!

Silver is better than Luigi.

17 Creepers from Minecraft blow him to bits
18 Have Sonic spin dash him while Pikachu zaps him, Blaze burns him, and Jet shoots him

I dislike both Danteem and Luigi, Sonic and Pokemon are a million times better than them. They both deserve this. Thanks whoever made this.

Why Pikachu? He's not even Sonic. How about Knuckles punches him?

19 Give him to a tribe of blood thirsty cannibals
20 Blow him up
21 Launch him into a tornado
22 With a chainsaw
23 Make him play Five Nights At Freddy's
24 Feed him to a group of zombies
25 Just shoot him
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