Top Ten Ways to Kill Rainbow Dash

Here's a list of ways to kill that annoying peasant called "Rainbow Trash!" But remember, if you like her, that's fine. Just no attacking this list.

The Top Ten

1 Tie her up in chains and pour gasoline all over her then light a match and tell her "You're fired!" Then set her on fire.

That is just brutal. - Catacorn

I don't see what's wrong with Rainbow Dash. She's just an innocent character of entertainment for the younger ones. - Oliveleaf

I hope this happens to whoever made this list.

That is so brutal

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2 Beat her to death with a crowbar.

That is brutal. - DynastiNoble

I actually think she's the best pony on MLP. We should kill Rarity. - TristGamer

Ugh. Enough with killing childish characters. Get over with them. - Oliveleaf

This list is going to my favourites - TwilightKitsune

Jesus, dude, I’m not a fan of the show but damn, this is just messed up! It’s not even funny! Just because she’s a little annoying doesn’t mean she deserves to die! What the hell man?!

3 Inject her with a deadly disease.

Ebola, HIV maybe? - JolteonIsAwesome

4 Shove a grenade down her throat and watch her blow to bits.


KABOOM! - TheRedstoneWiz

5 Send her into a video game franchise with deadly characters.

I will send her to pokemon, where I battle rainbow dash and I destroy her with my mega evolved absol.

As many choices I have, I'm gonna have to pick Mortal Kombat. - nintendofan126

Grand Theft Auto or Manhunt, they are the most brutal - Frodomar49

Mortal kombat - Jay12

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6 Shoot her in the throat with a cross bow.
7 Give all her haters guns so they can shoot her.

Okay I give up on preventing these comments. All these characters from children cartoons are innocent! They're just trying to help entertain little girls. Besides, what wrong have they ever done you? - Oliveleaf

Can I use a chainsaw gun? - TwilightKitsune

I'll get a bazooka - MLPFan

How about a mega lazer gun with a high accuracy and I play the song, "Shut up and drive" by Rihianna while doing it

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8 Wrap a chain around her neck and strangle her until she dies.

Recall Princess Leia strangling Jabba the Hutt. Now replace Jabba with Rainbow Dash.

9 Have Sub-Zero do the "Spine Rip" fatality on her.

I would literally pay 50$ to have a picture of this. - nintendofan126

Sub Zero is one of my favorite Mortal Kombat characters - TwilightKitsune



10 Bury her alive

The Contenders

11 Drill her brain out
12 Rip out her intestines and shove them down her throat
13 Spray her face with The Joker's laughing gas
14 Cut her head off with a machete.

Jason Voorhees should do this. - nintendofan126

I hate Dash, Dash hates me
Let's tie Rainbow to a tree
We'll grab guns to shoot her in the head
Knock her out until she's dead - TwilightKitsune


15 Inject her with Cyanide
16 Force choke her to death
17 Skin her alive
18 Make her fight Bayonetta, Dante, Maxwell and Sackboy

Just Think About The Results - Devonchi

19 Shove her head in a lava lake

Like that Mortal kombat 9 stage fatality

20 Have goro do "torn apart" fatality on her.

That's brutal.

21 Shoot her while playing Russian guns
22 Stick an air hose into her and blow her up like a balloon until she explodes.
23 Feed her to piranha
24 Stab her eyes with sais
25 Throw her into the bear trap
26 Smash her face with a sledgehammer
27 Splash acid to her face
28 Cut her with lasers
29 Put her in the Reverse Bear Trap from Saw

I want to play a game

30 Put her in the Angel trap from Saw III

I want to play a game.

31 Put her in the Rack from Saw III

That is gonna hurt.
I still want to play a game.

32 Put her in the Pendulum trap from Saw V

Rainbow Baxter :P

33 Put her in the Brazen Bull oven from Saw 3D

You're fired

34 Put her in the Impalement Wheel from Saw 3D
35 Put her in the scalping seat from Saw IV

That's a hairy one.

36 Put her in the furnace trap from Saw II
37 Have a T-rex devour her.
38 Shrink her and then step on her
39 Cut her with giant buzz-saws.
40 Freeze her and shatter her into pieces.
41 Smash her with a giant mallet.
42 Feed her to the zombies
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Top Remixes

1. Wrap a chain around her neck and strangle her until she dies.
2. Drill her brain out
3. Bury her alive
1. Tie her up in chains and pour gasoline all over her then light a match and tell her "You're fired!" Then set her on fire.
2. Beat her to death with a crowbar.
3. Inject her with a deadly disease.


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