Top Ten Ways to Kill Rainbow Dash

Here's a list of ways to kill that annoying peasant called "Rainbow Trash!" But remember, if you like her, that's fine. Just no attacking this list.

The Top Ten

1 Tie her up in chains and pour gasoline all over her then light a match and tell her "You're fired!" Then set her on fire.

That is just brutal. - Catacorn

I don't see what's wrong with Rainbow Dash. She's just an innocent character of entertainment for the younger ones. - Oliveleaf

This is so brutal, yet so good. I think Dora deserves this, too. - Powerfulgirl10

And again, Dora didn't do anything to you. (Unless you're talking about letting you sit there bored and annoyed) - Oliveleaf

That is so brutal

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2 Beat her to death with a crowbar.

That is brutal. - DynastiNoble

I actually think she's the best pony on MLP. We should kill Rarity. - TristGamer

Ugh. Enough with killing childish characters. Get over with them. - Oliveleaf

This list is going to my favourites - TwilightKitsune

3 Inject her with a deadly disease. V 1 Comment
4 Shove a grenade down her throat and watch her blow to bits.


KABOOM! - TheRedstoneWiz

5 Send her into a video game franchise with deadly characters.

As many choices I have, I'm gonna have to pick Mortal Kombat. - nintendofan126

God of war it is.

Send Her To Bayonetta 2

I know! Sonic The Hedgehog, or Undertale! - Ultron123

6 Shoot her in the throat with a cross bow.
7 Give all her haters guns so they can shoot her.

Okay I give up on preventing these comments. All these characters from children cartoons are innocent! They're just trying to help entertain little girls. Besides, what wrong have they ever done you? - Oliveleaf

Can I use a chainsaw gun? - TwilightKitsune

Thanks, *takes gun and shoots her*. - Catacorn

Hmmm…I'll take umm…a…shotgun? No a sniper! No wait I know! A laser gun! - Ultron123

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8 Wrap a chain around her neck and strangle her until she dies.

Recall Princess Leia strangling Jabba the Hutt. Now replace Jabba with Rainbow Dash.

9 Have Sub-Zero do the "Spine Rip" fatality on her.

Sub Zero is one of my favorite Mortal Kombat characters - TwilightKitsune

I would literally pay 50$ to have a picture of this. - nintendofan126



10 Cut her head off with a machete.

Jason Voorhees should do this. - nintendofan126

I hate Dash, Dash hates me
Let's tie Rainbow to a tree
We'll grab guns to shoot her in the head
Knock her out until she's dead - TwilightKitsune

The Newcomers

? Cut her with lasers

The Contenders

11 Spray her face with The Joker's laughing gas
12 Rip out her intestines and shove them down her throat
13 Make Her Fight Bayonetta, Dante, Maxwell And Sackboy V 1 Comment
14 Shove her head in a lava lake

Like that Mortal kombat 9 stage fatality

15 Inject her with Cyanide
16 Shoot her while playing Russian guns
17 Bury her alive
18 Stick an air hose into her and blow her up like a balloon until she explodes.
19 Feed her to piranha
20 Stab her eyes with sais
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Top Remixes

1. Tie her up in chains and pour gasoline all over her then light a match and tell her "You're fired!" Then set her on fire.
2. Beat her to death with a crowbar.
3. Inject her with a deadly disease.



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