Top Ten Ways to Kill Zeus Cervas

The Top Ten
1 Drive him to suicide

Because that's the point, IronSabbathPriest. This IS a kid's show. The guy used suicide jokes on a kid's show. That's right. A KID'S SHOW! Making fun of suicide is a bad influence on kids and is not funny.

One Coarse Meal says it all. But I still think it's mean to make death threats against the writers.

Why is everyone getting so pissed off about a writer of a kids show?

He thinks it's so funny so let's do this to HIM.

2 Get Spongebob to attack him

This list is awful. I don't like Modern SpongeBob either, but if you really want one of the writers dead for no reason other than "WAAH SpongeBob SUCKS NOW", then you are a horrible person!

Who's Zeus Cervas?

3 Shoot him from Earth all the way to Neptune
4 Run him over with a bus
5 Cut out his brain and shoot him
6 Morph his face, killing him
7 Make him drink bleach
8 Pull out his intestines

And strangle him with it

9 Beat him with a gun
10 Lock Her In a Room With Jason Voorhees, Micheal Myers, and Leatherface
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11 Give him a slow and painful death
12 Send him to Pluto
13 Have Puffy Fluffy eat him

How could Zeus Cervas do this to poor Gary?

14 Drown him in Bikini Bottom
15 Beat him with a baseball bat
16 Let all the TopTenners beat him up
17 Let Eric Cartman murder him
18 Let the Illuminati eliminate him
19 Rip his spine out and stab him with it
20 Push him in a pool and drown him
21 Slice him apart with a chainsaw
22 Throw your dog at him
23 Decapitation
24 Shoot him
25 Feed him to a shark
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