Top 10 Ways of Knowing That You Are Total Undertale Trash

The Top Ten

1 You blindly defend the game without actually providing the proper, fleshed-out reasoning behind what makes it great

I thought you were undertale trash...

2 You proudly claim Undertale to be your favorite game of all time on a daily basis

Well, Roblox was way better.
Also, I haven't played Undertale.

3 You've developed an unbearable fetish for Sans' and Papyrus' speaking fonts

4 You've been utilizing Undertale memes ever since before they even existed

5 You sexually identify as a plate of spaghetti

6 Whenever you hear the term "bone zone", dirty thoughts about Sans and Papyrus instantly creep into your mind

Well, it does sound pretty dirty to be honest.

7 You want to literally ride Alphys like a Yoshi

8 Burgerpants makes you wish that YOU had the facial expressions of a rejected Ren & Stimpy character

9 You want Chara to drip her melty-face juice all over your toast and force-feed it to you

10 Whenever you find yourself wearing a hoodie in public, the first thing you do is roleplay as Sans

The Contenders

11 You've grown to find the Amalgamates rather cute

12 You actually watch the Youtube videos in which people roleplay the game on Minecraft

13 You actually wish you could keep Endogeny as a pet

14 You actually wanted to kill Alphys at one point, simply out of jealousy for the fact that she had Undyne as a girlfriend, and/or vice versa

15 You get mildly irritated whenever someone mispronounces the characters' names, especially Alphys and Chara

16 You refer to one of the game's characters as your spirit animal

17 You're an active member of the Undertail community on Reddit and Tumblr

18 You want Temmie to give you a blowjob

WHAT THE HECK. What the heck. Why would you want an adorable chibi cat to...why...

19 You want to bathe in a tub of spaghetti, preferably with Papyrus and/or Sans

20 The thing that you wonder more passionately than anything else about Alphys is what her feet smell and taste like

21 You wish that there was more foot-fetish art of Alphys and the Dreemurrs

22 You refer to Alphys as "lizard waifu" and/or "wifeu"

23 You have a Tumblr account that has an extensive history with the game

24 At least one of your Internet profile icons has one of the game's characters in it

25 You want Mettaton to give you a "thighjob"

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