Top 10 Ways of Knowing that You're Reading Xandermartin98 Fanfictions

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The Top Ten

1 Characters being sexually attracted to each other's brains

Where are your fanfictions?

2 Undertale Amalgamate bestiality

3 Characters surviving the devastating electric shock from shrunkenly ejaculating into others' brains as if it was nothing (or, more accurately, an episode of Looney Toons)

4 Alphys and Lammy from the Undertale and Parappa franchises being sexualized to absolutely ludicrous extremes

5 Underaged children violently torturing, mind-controlling and humiliating their own parents and siblings from the insides of their own heads for the writer's twisted amusement

Xander, you need to get help.

6 Foot fetishism out the wazoo

7 Gross-out humor that often clearly crosses the border into being outright gross-out fetishism

8 Shrinking oneself and sneaking directly through another's ear canal into his/her brain actually works

9 Disturbingly good grammar

10 Random pop culture references all over the place