Ways the List "Top Ten Ways Energy Drinks are Better Than Water" is Wrong

The Top Ten

1 Energy Drinks can kill you

It gives you diabetes and heart attacks. People should stop drinking them - DumbWays2DieFan

2 All living things need water

I don't know if camels do. But humans and other animals need it. We would die without it. - DumbWays2DieFan

3 Water gives you your energy too

Someone on the list said that it is even used to power electricity for houses. You can't do that with monster though. - DumbWays2DieFan

4 Water tastes delicious

Some people would even kill to have a taste of water. - DumbWays2DieFan

5 Energy Drinks do have better names, but that doesn't change the taste and effect

Maybe the popularity. Would you like water if it was called "Cheeta Speed"? Huh? - DumbWays2DieFan

6 Energy Drinks taste awful

I had to wash out my mouth with water after drinking one one time. Bleh! - DumbWays2DieFan

7 Not only nerds avoid energy drinks

People who don't want to die avoid them. - DumbWays2DieFan

8 Water is portable too

Find better reasons. That's like saying a fast food place is better than another (even though I don't really like fast food that much) because of free refills when the hated fast food place also has free refills. - DumbWays2DieFan

9 Water is cheaper than Energy Drinks

Soon energy drinks will be cheap though because no one actually drinks them other than dumb people. - DumbWays2DieFan

10 The list was made by a troll

You know what I'm saying. "Kool"guy made the list. He's probably dead now from the energy drinks as he posted the list a long time ago. - DumbWays2DieFan

The Contenders

11 Water is healthy and energy drinks are unhealthy

I am a former energy drink drinker and I agree!

That's why I love water. - Userguy44

12 Energy drinks are full of sugar and caffeine
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