Top Ten Ways Magikarp is Better Than Donald TrumpAce_of_spades Self-Explantory. This is my last list before summer break for me. I hope everyone has a good summer. I do all this on my school computer so, I'm probably not going to be on for summer.
The Top Ten
This is so accurate! Whoever made this, I fist bump you for making a great list like this. - TwilightKitsune
I love this list! - P-51IsDaBest
Pokemon showdown says it does a lot of stuff and recharges lol
Magikarp in the pokedex says that it can leap over a mountain. that could easily kill trump on his fake hairV 3 Comments
Yeah. Ronald McDonald Trump is a d***. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
You know how many times Magikarp has gone bankrupt. 0 times - Ace_of_spades
He can make America great again. (more than Donald Trump) - Ace_of_spades
Magikarp still doesn't hate anyone - Ace_of_spades
He's the Chuck Norris of Pokemon. Magikarp doesn't lose, he simply allows you to survive...
Okay, so there I was, being a Pokemon trainer and what not. I had been playing Pokemon Leaf Green for over 160 hours, so I had a full team of level 100's. I am using my old rod, man's best friend. Bad idea. I came across a level 6 Magikarp. Took out all 6 of my Pokemon from it's one hit K-O move, Splash. How is this not #1?
Magikarp will take over the world. I mean, just look at it. With tackle it will hit you in the face with 10 kilograms of pure pain.
Now tell me that isn't pure win.
Trump can only evolve backwards - Ace_of_spades
'Trump can only evolve backwards'
LOL - TwilightKitsune
You don't see Magikarp followers pushing their opinion, do you?
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List StatsUpdated 19 Aug 2017
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2. Donald Trump turned a respectable debate into a d*** measuring contest.
3. Donald Trump has gone bankrupt 4 times