Top Ten Ways Magikarp is Better Than Donald TrumpAce_of_spades Self-Explantory. This is my last list before summer break for me. I hope everyone has a good summer. I do all this on my school computer so, I'm probably not going to be on for summer.
The Top Ten
This is so accurate! Whoever made this, I fist bump you for making a great list like this. - TwilightKitsune
I love this list! - P-51IsDaBest
Pokemon showdown says it does a lot of stuff and recharges lol
This list is hilarious! Nice one - Neonco31V 3 Comments
Unlike Magikarp, which just splashes and repetivtively annoys you
Yeah. Ronald McDonald Trump is a d***. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
I mean he doesn’t need a d*** measuring contest. he is obviously the biggest d*** around here!
You know how many times Magikarp has gone bankrupt. 0 times - Ace_of_spades
Thank you! - Userguy44
Magikarp fans aren't stupid - Ace_of_spades
Yes! True! - TwilightKitsune
Ha! I agree
Magikarp: 5 Trump: -2 - Ace_of_spades
We need a pokémon parody, Trumpmon Star And Stripe: Gotta Deport 'Em All
Thanks for giving me a laugh! - Userguy44
Magikarp doesn't hate Muslims - Ace_of_spades
He can make America great again. (more than Donald Trump) - Ace_of_spades
Magikarp still doesn't hate anyone - Ace_of_spades
He's the Chuck Norris of Pokemon. Magikarp doesn't lose, he simply allows you to survive...
Okay, so there I was, being a Pokemon trainer and what not. I had been playing Pokemon Leaf Green for over 160 hours, so I had a full team of level 100's. I am using my old rod, man's best friend. Bad idea. I came across a level 6 Magikarp. Took out all 6 of my Pokemon from it's one hit K-O move, Splash. How is this not #1?
Magikarp will take over the world. I mean, just look at it. With tackle it will hit you in the face with 10 kilograms of pure pain.
Now tell me that isn't pure win.
Magikarps strongest attack is its splash... dealing 6969696969 damage it is unstoppable. magikarps only flaw is its evolution
Gyarados can gobble Trunp, I mean Grump. - TriggerTrashKid
Donald trump makes magikarp look like mewtwo
Trump can only evolve backwards - Ace_of_spades
Gyarados vs Donald Trump, Hyarados wins 1000000000 to 0!V 1 Comment
Dunno most of my family hate Pokemon. But I like it.
Just this. - TriggerTrashKid
Donald trump is a demon.
Who doesn't like Pokemon? - Ace_of_spades
Nice pun LOL - PerfectImpulseX
I'll take a shovel and dig my way below it. - TriggerTrashKid
Yup, not even a wall that goes infinitely. Magikarp is a god!
You don't see Magikarp followers pushing their opinion, do you?
Magikarp orange > Trump orange
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2. Donald Trump turned a respectable debate into a d*** measuring contest.
3. Donald Trump has gone bankrupt 4 times