Top Ten Ways Magikarp is Better Than Donald Trump

Self-Explantory. This is my last list before summer break for me. I hope everyone has a good summer. I do all this on my school computer so, I'm probably not going to be on for summer.

The Top Ten

1 Magikarp can learn magikarp's revenge

This is so accurate! Whoever made this, I fist bump you for making a great list like this. - TwilightKitsune

I love this list! - P-51IsDaBest

Pokemon showdown says it does a lot of stuff and recharges lol

Magikarp in the pokedex says that it can leap over a mountain. that could easily kill trump on his fake hair

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2 Donald Trump turned a respectable debate into a d*** measuring contest.

Yeah. Ronald McDonald Trump is a d***. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

3 Donald Trump has gone bankrupt 4 times

You know how many times Magikarp has gone bankrupt. 0 times - Ace_of_spades

4 Magikarp has more fans than Donald Trump V 3 Comments
5 Magikarp is featured in an amazing game.

Magikarp: 5 Trump: -2 - Ace_of_spades

We need a pokémon parody, Trumpmon Star And Stripe: Gotta Deport 'Em All

6 Trump hates muslims

Magikarp doesn't hate Muslims - Ace_of_spades

7 Magikarp has potential

He can make America great again. (more than Donald Trump) - Ace_of_spades

8 Trump hates Mexicans

Magikarp still doesn't hate anyone - Ace_of_spades

9 Magikarp Can Learn Splash Magikarp Can Learn Splash

He's the Chuck Norris of Pokemon. Magikarp doesn't lose, he simply allows you to survive...

Okay, so there I was, being a Pokemon trainer and what not. I had been playing Pokemon Leaf Green for over 160 hours, so I had a full team of level 100's. I am using my old rod, man's best friend. Bad idea. I came across a level 6 Magikarp. Took out all 6 of my Pokemon from it's one hit K-O move, Splash. How is this not #1?

Magikarp will take over the world. I mean, just look at it. With tackle it will hit you in the face with 10 kilograms of pure pain.
Now tell me that isn't pure win.

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10 Magikarp is a Pokemon V 2 Comments

The Contenders

11 Magikarp can evolve into Gyarados

Trump can only evolve backwards - Ace_of_spades

'Trump can only evolve backwards'

LOL - TwilightKitsune

12 While Magikarp can evolve, Trump only devolves.

Nice pun LOL - PerfectImpulseX

13 Magikarp isn't a pompous windbag
14 Magikarp can't start political debates

You don't see Magikarp followers pushing their opinion, do you?

15 Magikarp is more useful
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