Top Ten Ways Magikarp is Better Than Donald Trump
Self-Explantory. This is my last list before summer break for me. I hope everyone has a good summer. I do all this on my school computer so, I'm probably not going to be on for summer.This is so accurate! Whoever made this, I fist bump you for making a great list like this.
Pokemon showdown says it does a lot of stuff and recharges lol
Magikarp in the pokedex says that it can leap over a mountain. that could easily kill trump on his fake hair
This list is hilarious! Nice one
Unlike Magikarp, which just splashes and repetivtively annoys you
Yeah. Ronald McDonald Trump is a d***.
You know how many times Magikarp has gone bankrupt. 0 times
Magikarp fans aren't stupid
Magikarp: 5 Trump: -2
Magikarp doesn't hate Muslims
Thanks for giving me a laugh!
He can make America great again. (more than Donald Trump)
Magikarp still doesn't hate anyone
Okay, so there I was, being a Pokemon trainer and what not. I had been playing Pokemon Leaf Green for over 160 hours, so I had a full team of level 100's. I am using my old rod, man's best friend. Bad idea. I came across a level 6 Magikarp. Took out all 6 of my Pokemon from it's one hit K-O move, Splash. How is this not #1?
He's the Chuck Norris of Pokemon. Magikarp doesn't lose, he simply allows you to survive...
Magikarp will take over the world. I mean, just look at it. With tackle it will hit you in the face with 10 kilograms of pure pain.
Now tell me that isn't pure win.
So Donald trump will learn splash?
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"If they used?
Donald trump makes magikarp look like mewtwo
Trump can only evolve backwards
Who doesn't like Pokemon?
Donald trump is a demon.
Yup, not even a wall that goes infinitely. Magikarp is a god!
I'll take a shovel and dig my way below it.
Magikarp orange > Trump orange
You don't see Magikarp followers pushing their opinion, do you?