Top Ten Ways Magikarp is Better Than Donald Trump

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Self-Explantory. This is my last list before summer break for me. I hope everyone has a good summer. I do all this on my school computer so, I'm probably not going to be on for summer.

The Top Ten

1 Magikarp can learn magikarp's revenge

This is so accurate! Whoever made this, I fist bump you for making a great list like this. - TwilightKitsune

I love this list! - P-51IsDaBest

Pokemon showdown says it does a lot of stuff and recharges lol

Magikarp in the pokedex says that it can leap over a mountain. that could easily kill trump on his fake hair

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2 Donald Trump turned a respectable debate into a d*** measuring contest.

Yeah. Ronald McDonald Trump is a d***. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

3 Donald Trump has gone bankrupt 4 times

You know how many times Magikarp has gone bankrupt. 0 times - Ace_of_spades

4 Magikarp has more fans than Donald Trump V 3 Comments
5 Magikarp is featured in an amazing game. V 2 Comments
6 Trump hates muslims V 1 Comment
7 Magikarp has potential

He can make America great again. (more than Donald Trump) - Ace_of_spades

8 Trump hates Mexicans

Magikarp still doesn't hate anyone - Ace_of_spades

9 Magikarp Can Learn Splash Magikarp Can Learn Splash

He's the Chuck Norris of Pokemon. Magikarp doesn't lose, he simply allows you to survive...

Okay, so there I was, being a Pokemon trainer and what not. I had been playing Pokemon Leaf Green for over 160 hours, so I had a full team of level 100's. I am using my old rod, man's best friend. Bad idea. I came across a level 6 Magikarp. Took out all 6 of my Pokemon from it's one hit K-O move, Splash. How is this not #1?

Magikarp will take over the world. I mean, just look at it. With tackle it will hit you in the face with 10 kilograms of pure pain.
Now tell me that isn't pure win.

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10 Magikarp is a Pokemon V 2 Comments

The Contenders

11 Magikarp can evolve into Gyarados

Trump can only evolve backwards - Ace_of_spades

'Trump can only evolve backwards'

LOL - TwilightKitsune

12 Magikarp isn't a pompous windbag
13 While Magikarp can evolve, Trump only devolves.
14 Magikarp can't start political debates

You don't see Magikarp followers pushing their opinion, do you?

15 Magikarp is more useful
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