Top Ten Ways Magikarp is Better Than Donald Trump

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Self-Explantory. This is my last list before summer break for me. I hope everyone has a good summer. I do all this on my school computer so, I'm probably not going to be on for summer.

The Top Ten

1 Magikarp can learn magikarp's revenge

This is so accurate! Whoever made this, I fist bump you for making a great list like this. - TwilightKitsune

I love this list! - P-51IsDaBest

Pokemon showdown says it does a lot of stuff and recharges lol

This list is hilarious! Nice one - Neonco31

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2 Donald Trump turned a respectable debate into a d*** measuring contest.

Unlike Magikarp, which just splashes and repetivtively annoys you

Yeah. Ronald McDonald Trump is a d***. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

I mean he doesn’t need a d*** measuring contest. he is obviously the biggest d*** around here!

3 Donald Trump has gone bankrupt 4 times

You know how many times Magikarp has gone bankrupt. 0 times - Ace_of_spades

4 Magikarp has more fans than Donald Trump

Thank you! - Userguy44

Magikarp fans aren't stupid - Ace_of_spades

Yes! True! - TwilightKitsune

Ha! I agree

5 Magikarp is featured in an amazing game.

Magikarp: 5 Trump: -2 - Ace_of_spades

We need a pokémon parody, Trumpmon Star And Stripe: Gotta Deport 'Em All

6 Trump hates muslims

Thanks for giving me a laugh! - Userguy44

Magikarp doesn't hate Muslims - Ace_of_spades

7 Magikarp has potential

He can make America great again. (more than Donald Trump) - Ace_of_spades

8 Trump hates Mexicans

Magikarp still doesn't hate anyone - Ace_of_spades

9 Magikarp Can Learn Splash Magikarp Can Learn Splash

He's the Chuck Norris of Pokemon. Magikarp doesn't lose, he simply allows you to survive...

Okay, so there I was, being a Pokemon trainer and what not. I had been playing Pokemon Leaf Green for over 160 hours, so I had a full team of level 100's. I am using my old rod, man's best friend. Bad idea. I came across a level 6 Magikarp. Took out all 6 of my Pokemon from it's one hit K-O move, Splash. How is this not #1?

Magikarp will take over the world. I mean, just look at it. With tackle it will hit you in the face with 10 kilograms of pure pain.
Now tell me that isn't pure win.

Magikarps strongest attack is its splash... dealing 6969696969 damage it is unstoppable. magikarps only flaw is its evolution

10 Magikarp can evolve into Gyarados

Gyarados can gobble Trunp, I mean Grump. - TriggerTrashKid

Donald trump makes magikarp look like mewtwo

Trump can only evolve backwards - Ace_of_spades

Gyarados vs Donald Trump, Hyarados wins 1000000000 to 0!

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The Contenders

11 Magikarp is a Pokemon

Dunno most of my family hate Pokemon. But I like it.

Just this. - TriggerTrashKid

Donald trump is a demon.

Who doesn't like Pokemon? - Ace_of_spades

12 While Magikarp can evolve, Trump only devolves.

Nice pun LOL - PerfectImpulseX

13 Magikarp can jump over any wall Trump makes

I'll take a shovel and dig my way below it. - TriggerTrashKid

Yup, not even a wall that goes infinitely. Magikarp is a god!

14 Magikarp isn't a pompous windbag
15 Magikarp can't start political debates

You don't see Magikarp followers pushing their opinion, do you?

16 Magikarp is more useful
17 Magikarp doesn't call people names
18 Magikarp is a better shade of orange

Magikarp orange > Trump orange

19 Magikarp is less retarded
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