Top 10 Ways To Make Already Bad Video Games Even Worse

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The Top Ten

1 For NES Silver Surfer, add a sound effect that makes the game laugh at you every single time your character dies
2 Make Custer's Revenge take place in Alabama and be about banging a black woman against a crucifix-slash-American-flag hybrid while stereotypical trailer-dwelling Deep South rednecks cheer you on, fire shotguns and throw beer bottles in the background
3 Make all of the Pokémon abusers grossly obese weeaboos in Pokémon Black And Blue
4 Give Desert Bus the music from Crazy Bus
5 Have Sonic 2006 redesign its characters in the atrociously hideous manner that the upcoming live-action Sonic movie is planning to exhibit with Sonic himself
6 Change the background music for Hong Kong 97 to the infamous "Finger Family" remix from the Youtube channel "Toys In Japan", excruciatingly awful faux-Chinese accent and all
7 Have Animal Soccer World's one-man voice acting be done by Tommy Wiseau from The Room
8 Give Metroid Prime: Federation Force a bonus mission in which the Galactic Federation troopers are tasked with erasing every last trace of Another Metroid 2 Remake from the Internet
9 For M&M's Kart Racing, accompany the "APPROACHING SOUND BARRIER" quote with an on-screen message that takes up the entire width of the screen and also rapidly spins around several times in 360-degree rotations while also repeatedly zooming in and out
10 Make the shopkeepers' items cost even more Rubies in Link: The Faces Of Evil and Zelda: Wand Of Gamelon
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1. For NES Silver Surfer, add a sound effect that makes the game laugh at you every single time your character dies
2. Make Custer's Revenge take place in Alabama and be about banging a black woman against a crucifix-slash-American-flag hybrid while stereotypical trailer-dwelling Deep South rednecks cheer you on, fire shotguns and throw beer bottles in the background
3. Make all of the Pokémon abusers grossly obese weeaboos in Pokémon Black And Blue
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