Top Ten Ways to Make the Government Suspicious of You

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The government loves to keep track of people, at all places. But, if you just love to have their eye on you, do these things.

The Top Ten

1 Put Graffiti Art of the Nazi Symbol Everywhere In Town
2 Order Mass Quantities of Drugs to Your House

I could just imagine how cruel it would be for the mailman to deliver kilogram after kilogram of drugs! - Turkeyasylum

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3 Put Cameras In People's Bathrooms to Monitor Them

Only some creepy spy would do this, but when they are getting in the shower... don't look! - Turkeyasylum

Heck, I should really cancel that order. - PositronWildhawk

4 Book a Flight to Syria

This would work today, espeially with ISIS and ther terorist groups recruiting people online. But in later dates, maybe not as much... - Turkeyasylum

5 Leave a Note On the Leader's Bed Saying "That Bed Can Fit Two, Right?"

Trust me, this has lots of bad meanings to it. - Turkeyasylum

6 Erect a Statue of Kim Jong-Un In the City

Erect it in a way that it aims rockets up high. - SuperHyperdude

Depends on the city... you would gain leadership possibly in Pyongyang, but not many other places, like Washington, DC. - Turkeyasylum

7 Hack Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook Account

This is possibly why HezarioSeth may be chased down by the FBI... - Turkeyasylum

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8 Try to Enter the White House

What used to be, and still is a national monument, is among one of the most militarized places on the world. - Turkeyasylum

It would be a break-in. - Minecraftcrazy530

9 Send a Letter to the Leader Saying You Have Nuclear Bombs

A dumb leader will try to chase down where you live. A smart leader will think you were drunk when you wrote the letter, and I mean very drunk. - Turkeyasylum

They'll chase you right away! - Animefan12

10 Buy 1,000 Guns at the Same Time

This one is expensive... and illegal if you're under 18, or in the United Kingdom. - Turkeyasylum

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