Top Ten Ways to Make the Government Suspicious of You

The government loves to keep track of people, at all places. But, if you just love to have their eye on you, do these things.
The Top Ten
1 Put Graffiti Art of the Nazi Symbol Everywhere In Town
2 Order Mass Quantities of Drugs to Your House

I could just imagine how cruel it would be for the mailman to deliver kilogram after kilogram of drugs!

3 Put Cameras In People's Bathrooms to Monitor Them

Only some creepy spy would do this, but when they are getting in the shower... don't look!

Heck, I should really cancel that order.

4 Book a Flight to Syria

This would work today, espeially with ISIS and ther terorist groups recruiting people online. But in later dates, maybe not as much...

5 Erect a Statue of Kim Jong-Un In the City

Depends on the city... you would gain leadership possibly in Pyongyang, but not many other places, like Washington, DC.

Are you guys trying to get in trouble venting

6 Leave a Note On the Leader's Bed Saying "That Bed Can Fit Two, Right?"

Trust me, this has lots of bad meanings to it.

7 Hack Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook Account

This is possibly why HezarioSeth may be chased down by the FBI...

8 Try to Enter the White House

What used to be, and still is a national monument, is among one of the most militarized places on the world.

It would be a break-in.

9 Send a Letter to the Leader Saying You Have Nuclear Bombs

A dumb leader will try to chase down where you live. A smart leader will think you were drunk when you wrote the letter, and I mean very drunk.

They'll chase you right away!

10 Buy 1,000 Guns at the Same Time

This one is expensive... and illegal if you're under 18, or in the United Kingdom.

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