Top Ten Ways to Make the Government Suspicious of You

The government loves to keep track of people, at all places. But, if you just love to have their eye on you, do these things.

The Top Ten

1 Put Graffiti Art of the Nazi Symbol Everywhere In Town

This would work if you're, well... anywhere. - Turkeyasylum

2 Order Mass Quantities of Drugs to Your House

I could just imagine how cruel it would be for the mailman to deliver kilogram after kilogram of drugs! - Turkeyasylum


3 Put Cameras In People's Bathrooms to Monitor Them

Only some creepy spy would do this, but when they are getting in the shower... don't look! - Turkeyasylum

Heck, I should really cancel that order. - PositronWildhawk

4 Book a Flight to Syria

This would work today, espeially with ISIS and ther terorist groups recruiting people online. But in later dates, maybe not as much... - Turkeyasylum

5 Leave a Note On the Leader's Bed Saying "That Bed Can Fit Two, Right?"

Trust me, this has lots of bad meanings to it. - Turkeyasylum

6 Erect a Statue of Kim Jong-Un In the City

Depends on the city... you would gain leadership possibly in Pyongyang, but not many other places, like Washington, DC. - Turkeyasylum

7 Hack Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook Account

I'm sure HezarioSeth has already attempted this. - PetSounds

This is possibly why HezarioSeth may be chased down by the FBI... - Turkeyasylum

8 Try to Enter the White House

What used to be, and still is a national monument, is among one of the most militarized places on the world. - Turkeyasylum

It would be a break-in. - Minecraftcrazy530

9 Send a Letter to the Leader Saying You Have Nuclear Bombs

A dumb leader will try to chase down where you live. A smart leader will think you were drunk when you wrote the letter, and I mean very drunk. - Turkeyasylum

They'll chase you right away! - Animefan12

10 Buy 1,000 Guns at the Same Time

Eh, you can buy a gun for 300 bucks. 30,000 and they wouldn't be good guns.

This one is expensive... and illegal if you're under 18, or in the United Kingdom. - Turkeyasylum

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