Top 10 Ways to Make Your Parents Happy

The Top Ten
1 Clean up your room

So it won't be such a mess.

2 Call them cool
3 Give them what they need
4 Tell them you love them
5 Make them something to eat

I wish, but my mom won't let me cook

6 Tell them how awesome they are
7 Call them young
8 Give them beer or wine

It works... Well, for a little bit, until they throw their beer bottle at you.

Not for me
In my religion alcoholic drinks are forbidden
Plus they don't like the affects of it

9 Obey them
10 Do not be greedy
The Contenders
11 Study
12 Review your homework
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