Top Ten Ways Melanie Martinez is Better Than Nicki Minaj

The Top Ten

1 Melanie Didn't Twerk

! A Nicki and (insert person here) that I actually agree with.
And Melanie Martinez does twerk.

Yes she does idiot.

Actually... she did

2 Melanie is More Creative Than Nicki

3 Melanie's Songs are More Likable Than Nicki's Songs

4 Melanie's Voice is Better Than Nicki's Voice

5 Melanie Didn't Write the Songs Stupid Hoe and Anaconda

6 Melanie Has a Lot of Good Songs While Nicki Has Few Good Songs

7 Melanie Martinez Didn't Have a Fake Butt

8 Nicki's Music Videos are More Inappropriate Than Melanie's Music Videos

9 Melanie's Lyrics are Better Than Nicki's Lyrics

10 Melanie's Songs Make Sense

The Contenders

11 Melanie Martinez is sexier than Nicki Minaj

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