Ten Ways Men Have It Harder Than Women

ChristoPranks

The Top Ten

1 There are more men on earth so more men will be single
2 We get crap from feminists

Shut up you ungrateful pricks! - ChristoPranks

Feminism is not we hate men.

3 We are stronger

not true

We have twice the amount of the girls in push ups in P.E. - ChristoPranks

4 We don't get a holiday of recognition
5 We have testicles

If we get hit in the balls we throw up. - ChristoPranks

Yep it really hurts there. - DarkBoi-X

6 We have facial hair
7 We have to get checked for prostate cancer

Imagine someone shoving their hand up your butthole. - ChristoPranks

8 Women aren't included in the draft

If you you feminists can do all the same things as men you can be part of the draft. - ChristoPranks

9 We are funnier

We are expected to be funny. Women are not. Look at Amy Schumer. - ChristoPranks

10 We are expected to work

If you are a stay at home dad you are a wus. If women are a stay at home mom they are congratulated. - ChristoPranks

The Contenders

11 Most of history's worst humans are male
12 Men can't hug their male friends without having people wondering if they're gay
13 They always see men as more perverted

You know why you never hear about a man being abused by a girl? No, not because it doesn’t happen, but because people are too busy treating girls like victims to care about the things men have to go through. - 3DG20

14 Men always have to hide boners
15 Men are more stereotyped as dirty, smelly and immature
16 Men don't live longer than women do

This is true. Women live longer. The oldest human in the world that's currently alive right now is a woman.

17 Men are naturally taller

The taller you are, the more likely you won't live long enough.

18 Men are more prone to dyslexia
19 A man's sense of smell declines with age
20 Women have more brain cells than men

They really do.

21 Women see better in the dark
22 Women hear better
23 If a woman cries, she's sensitive; if a man cries, he's a wimp
24 People think only men are abusive
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