Ten Ways Men Have It Harder Than Women

The Top Ten
1 There are more men on earth so more men will be single
2 We get crap from feminists
3 We are stronger
4 We don't get a holiday of recognition

November 19 is International Men's Day. It's also my birthday.

5 We have testicles

If we get hit in the balls we throw up.

Yep it really hurts there.

6 We have to get checked for prostate cancer

Women have to get checked for breast cancer, ovarian cancer, uterine cancer, along others. Men have to get checked for certain cancers that women don't, and women have to get checked for certain cancers men don't.

Imagine someone shoving their hand up your butthole.

7 We have facial hair

So do women but we can use tweezers or be a bearded woman. Women's facial hair is usually small if they are not bearded obviously.

8 Women aren't included in the draft

If you you feminists can do all the same things as men you can be part of the draft.

9 Men don't live longer than women do

This is true. Women live longer. The oldest human in the world that's currently alive right now is a woman.

10 People think only men are abusive

this standard is a reason men & boys unreasonably fall from grace, we are only abusive because we usually go through "a lot" that is never discussed nor debated about regarding our circumstantial situations, we are only abusive to live the rest of lives solo & away from others without ever revealing who we truly are both individually & collectively, this normalized "standard" keeps us in the shadows until our time comes, we avoid getting close to others because we have somewhat adapted surviving by ourselves having no family or friends to provide nor nurture us.

The Contenders
11 We are expected to work

If you are a stay at home dad you are a wus. If women are a stay at home mom they are congratulated.

12 We are funnier

We are expected to be funny. Women are not. Look at Amy Schumer.

13 Most of history's worst humans are male

Because they were manipulated by WOMEN!

Adolf Hitler was manipulated by a woman?

14 Men are more stereotyped as dirty, smelly and immature
15 A man's sense of smell declines with age
16 Men always have to hide boners
17 Men are more likely to be colorblind
18 If a woman cries, she's sensitive; if a man cries, he's a wimp
19 They always see men as more perverted

You know why you never hear about a man being abused by a girl? No, not because it doesn’t happen, but because people are too busy treating girls like victims to care about the things men have to go through.

20 Men can't hug their male friends without having people wondering if they're gay
21 Men are naturally taller

The taller you are, the more likely you won't live long enough.

22 Men are more prone to dyslexia
23 Women have more brain cells than men

They really do.

24 Women see better in the dark
25 Women hear better
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