Top 10 Ways Nicki Minaj Is Better Than Freddy Mercury

The Top Ten

1 "Stupid Hoe" is better than "Bohemian Rhapsody"

Bohemian Rhapsody is complete garbage. I feel like I'm losing braincells when I listen to that. Stupid Hoe is a very deep, meaningful song that I listen to all the time. It has a sense of irony and sounds annoying on purpose. People are too dumb to realize this and how clever the lyrics are and that's why it's so hated! No fair at all! Freddie Mercury is a disgusting creep and Bohemian Rhapsody is a disgustingly retarded song. It can't even decide what genre it is and the music video is stupid and gay. The Stupid Hoe video is intense and a really epic video, the best I've ever seen. All those idiotic dislikers are stupid and blind to it's brilliance.

No way. Stupid Hoe is trash - JaysTop10List

Whoever said "Bohemian Rhapsody is complete garbage" needs to shut their mouth. Bohemian Rhapsody is way superior compared to Twerkazoid 9000's crap! - Gehenna

Who is the bastard that made this list?! - Gehenna

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2 Nicki Minaj is alive

The maker of this list says this list is supposed to be a joke. So don't take it too seriously people.

I'm confused. Is this supposed to be a joke or is this serious? Just saying.

I got five words for you: Cilan. Is Better. Than. Nicki. - RiverClanRocks

Well Congratulations for being alive Twerkazoid 9000! Now take your fame and fans into space and leave our galaxy! - Gehenna

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3 Nicki Minaj has a big butt

Well it's doesn't matter - BeaM456

WHO CARES ABOUT A PERSON'S BUTT?!?! I personally find big butts very unattractive. - PhoenixAura81

That thing is trash whoever put this list on the top tens is trash

4 Nicki Minaj is a better singer

Freddie has a four octave range and has an AMAZING voice. Nicki, NOPE! NOT AT ALL! - PhoenixAura81

5 Nicki Minaj is a trailblazer
6 Nicki Minaj is a better songwriter

Whoever made this stupid-ass list needs to be waterboarded in Guantanamo

7 Nicki Minaj rhymes words with themselves, rather than putting in useless effort

tru lol - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

8 Nicki Minaj has nice boobs

God! I DON'T want to meet the person that made this list. Boobs are very unattractive to me (I know they're natural, I just don't like them). - PhoenixAura81

9 "Anaconda" is better than "We are the Champions"

How? - 906389

Yes, Anaconda is better. This is a great list. - BOTDFYesLedZeppelinNo

10 Nicki Minaj has better lyrical content

Since when? - 906389

No, MetalObsessed. Not at all. I mistakenly downvoted your comment. Screw modern music! Classic music for the win!

The Contenders

11 "Sex in the Lounge" is better than "We Will Rock You"

We Will Rock You is awesome - JaysTop10List

How? - 906389

12 Nicki Minaj is a sex addict

That's not something to be proud of. - ThePwoperMuser101

That's not good at all. - PhoenixAura81

13 "Beez In The Trap" is better than "Don't Stop Me Now"
14 Her worst song's better than his best song
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