Top Ten Ways to Not Vote for Clinton or Trump

The Top Ten

1 Vote for a third party

A vote for a third party IS a vote for one of the front runners.

2 Don't vote

3 Run for president

4 Move to another country

5 Petition to add "none of the above" to the ballot

6 Pretend you're under 18

7 Go on /pol/

8 Vote on something else.

9 Become a criminal

10 Reveal shocking secrets about the candidates.

The Contenders

11 Kill yourself

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